Masters of the Universe opens to mixed reviews, Galitzine praised as He‑Man
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William Bibbiani
@williambibbiani.bsky.social
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE is so sloppily written, it only makes sense as the protagonist’s sad delusion. My review of a film that explicitly says violence isn’t the answer and doesn’t define masculinity, in which violence literally solves everything and proves you’re a real man, is at @thewrap.com
3346d ago
I hate to tell you this, but your review makes it sound like a good time for a very, very stupid franchise. And yeah, I'm old enough to remember it all first time round, and yeah, it deserves what apparently is a rather mocking film about a bunch of - let's be fair - crap. But appreciate the review!
Of course, I'm now envisioning your statement animated into a "What have we learned today" coda at the end of a typical 80s Filmation cartoon.