Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make an AI 'Odyssey' film
AOC Proves Direct Link Between Elon Musk and Explosive Diarrhea
Any surprise since Trump replaced the swamp with a septic tank? 😬
If explosive diarrhea was a person
She's 100% right. From this to evacuating Americans overseas to extreme weather warnings to disaster aid, everything was cut... except domestic military force.
He sure makes me feel sick.
Looking at him causes it too??? 🤪
The world's first $Trillionaire is personally responsible for global starvation & lack of disease containment while domestically, causing homelessness, loss of healthcare for millions, hunger, dismantling of essential government projects & functions, while literally strip mining America & Americans
“...DOGE ripp[ed] through the NIH and the FDA,” Ocasio-Cortez told Manriquez. “They laid off about a quarter of a million people, and a lot of these people are responsible for food inspections, drug inspections, our core governmental infrastructure, and detecting these exact kinds of outbreaks...”
Perhaps the least surprising headline ever written?
If you had told me 4 years ago that this headline would be real… I would’ve believed you. Good call.
"Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer."
They should spell her name HO'LEN.
But Helen was supposed to be beautiful, a face that launched a thousand ships. That is a unit of measurement known as a "Helen." A milli-Helen is the amount of beauty needed to launch a single ship, and I believe we are looking at around 40 micro-Helens here.
Homer was blind. A "historically accurate" Odyssey would be an audiobook in Ancient Greek.
I didn't know Hellen of Troy was a prostitute!
The Face That Launched 1,000 Shits
Ooooooo do Lord of the Rings next
Musk and his culture war chuds are somehow still crashing out over Nolan's Odyssey instead of moving on to the next outrage, weaving conspiracy theories about no-show ticketholders and churning out their own AI slop scenes based on Homer's epic.
I love how insane everyone is becoming.
It's kind of similar to Taylor Swift. They really, really want Nolan as a white British guy whose past work could be interpreted as conservative to be their standard bearer for culture wars, just as Swift as a white woman who started in country should be a beacon of conservative white femininity.
In terms of sophistication GOP arguments are pre-musket
Was waiting on someone to write this, you’re doin the lord’s work Miles
On X, the denial phase can last forever.
The funniest thing about this, outside of the demand to see a "historically accurate" movie about Greek gods and sea monsters, is that Mel Gibson's Braveheart was notorious for being one of the most historically inaccurate movies ever made -- because it was largely based on a fictionalized poem.
In Mel Gibson's version, will the cyclops and pig transformations be historically accurate as well?
I like that the plan is to deliver it in "Homeric Greek," which I'm not sure that anyone actually knows how it actually sounded (?), with (I guess) subtitles? You got a money maker on your hand there, fella.
These dipshits say "accurate" but they mean "with only white people" or i guess they could just be that stupidly ignorant. Probably both.
It’s the same crowd that thinks Apocalypto is an accurate representation of the Maya
There are a dozen things to laugh at here, but "delivered in Homeric Greek" from dudes who likely never watch foreign-language films or read subtitles, is near the top.
maybe Gibson can make it more "authentic" by having drunk men attack women in the movie
Fun fact: The three main battles in Braveheart spanned 17 years in reality, from 1297 to 1314. William Wallace died in 1305.
Mel Gibson is gonna put $50MM of it straight up his nose
I’m actually super excited not to see this!
look, unpopular opinion alert, but I bet the 100 million dollar Elon-funded Mel Gibson Odyssey would be deranged in a FASCINATING way. You know his ego would demand that he go off-script from whatever Grok and Elon cooked up, wind up with something like Mediterranean Apocalypto. Lawsuits would fly.
And the thing that comes through so loud in all their entitled whining is how much they want the safest, most mediocre slop imaginable. Can you imagine if your most exciting fantasy was inventing a robot that could turn Golden Corral into a movie? It’s depressing.
nice to see elon ready to burn $100mln because he'd rather do that than give anything to the federal government...
also considering the odyssey they hated had a budget around $250M well, good luck with 100M
Honestly, I think the funniest thing about this is saying to deliver the lines in "Homeric Greek" Them mothafuckas don't like reading subtitles but bout to do it for a whole movie in Greek? Yeah ok.
Even funnier: revealing this to them only leads to them doubling down, because white is the only historical accuracy they know.
have fun making and marketing an Epic (used literally here) on a budget of 100M.
It’s hilarious that the richest person in the world is losing his actual mind that a film starring an excellent, diverse cast, is also critically acclaimed, AND doing very well at the box office. metro.co.uk/2026/07/22/e...
Being the world's richest human has convinced him he's the arbiter of everything including everything outside his wheelhouse. What a delusional, deranged Cretin.
Terrible viewing experience at the Musk/Gibson version due to attendees all wearing large white hoods
He could be funding useful things but chooses to fund racism.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
And they call the left snowflakes. They are so easily triggered.
Those two deserve each other.
“I’ll fund the Odyssey as long as it’s an all-white cast and the lead hates Jews.”
See this is why I never delete anything
Mel sure turned out to be a goofy looking MF
I hope he makes this so we can all witness it bomb at the box office.
I want him to make the Chudyssey. I want him to make it and fail in front of everyone.
Remember how historically accurate Braveheart was? 🙄 Lmfao
That prick can't overdose soon enough.
🕯️Jim Caviezel as Odysseus 🕯️
The conservative mind is so funny. They’ve landed on Mel Gibson because of The Passion of the Christ, which makes him the “historical accuracy” guy in their minds. But he also made Braveheart.
How I sleep knowing that for all my faults, I'm not as pathetic a sobbing loser as *checks notes* the richest man in human history:
This white supremacist "A.i." slop sucks and Elon Musk is the biggest loser currently breathing on Planet Earth. Also I didn't know they had Pringles in Odyssey-Times.
The fact that they had Pringles is just proof that Gene Wolfe was an immortal who has been shaping western civilization for far longer than we realized
That armor … those quick cuts … the siren’s costumes. It’s a return to the production values of the 70s with none of the charm. Ick.
Pringles are eternal. They were here before us, they will be here long after. But beyond that... how do these folks look less Mediterranean than Matt Damon? 😂
Imagine being so angry that a revered director made a commercially successful film with a diverse (woke) cast you vow to show everyone a version of that film made completely of shit. www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
Eh, it'll be just like that technofascist "White Party" or "America Party" he was gonna make. He'll yell about it, realize it'd take actual work, give up, do more ketamine, piss himself, and then complain he's being persecuted.
Elon simultaneously trying to grift his AI program while doubling down on his ego, racism, and transphobia. A recipe for disaster.
The right uses the word Woke more than we ever did. They love stealing and dog whistles
This just affirms to me that whole appeal of generating AI art. Reactionaries don't have the talent or introspection to make good movies, so they steal other artist's talent and throw it into a machine where it could feed themselves slop that caters to them.
this is, to use terms elon would understand, an epic self-own
Presumably his version will feature the 'Hero' Elonysseus trying to get back to Mars. And on the way he has to deal with such challenges as: - Tax audits - Congressional Committees - Facts - His own Children publicly shunning him. Eventually he makes it home and lives with his Robots.
After a bigoted online backlash, led by Elon Musk, The Odyssey achieved a monster weekend – the latest example of a targeted takedown that didn’t work
MAGAs did not read The Odyssey and never heard of Helen of Troy.
It’s funny, I consider myself relatively plugged in and I didn’t hear, read, or see any of this musk generated“backlash”. All I heard was that everyone was psyched to see the film. Box office seems to reflect my experience. More proof that twitter isn’t real life.
I think that x should be more of a cesspool that misogynists, fraudsters, Elon Musk and fascists should prevail. It’ll be absolutely irrelevant for the rest of us and Musk pissed away a lot of his fortune to own it.
Fantastic movie to see on the big screen. It met all the hype.
OMG: The racist pappification of culture with Musk's AI. Follow the link to his post to watch the video. Hilarious. Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make ‘historically accurate’ AI adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
How many fingers will Grok’s Odysseus have?
He's gonna be shocked when everyone in it is bisexual.
Waiting for Grok to do a historically accurate depiction of Narnia.
Here, at the Other Place, is the laff riot video. x.com/heavypulp/st...
Youtube link if you have the stomach: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMD0...
So, it’s just gonna make everyone white?
I kind of love that someone ran a prompt through Grok, generated about a 1-minute clip and IMMEDIATELY, people were like "They're rowing the wrong way", "The wind isn't blowing consistently", "The oars aren't touching the water" and "Why is a character wearing a bright fluorescent earplug?"
Grok vai fazer assim como a monga é um gorila de verdade
no, elon musk will not make "a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer", he will forget about the whole thing in a week stop giving the guy any more space in your newspapers
Also, saying you're going to make a historically accurate Odyssey is like saying you're going to make a historically accurate Lord of the Rings. There ain't no such thing.
he's angry about Black people existing - we get it.
Wait till he hears about Braveheart
He's going to be too busy tonight faking Tesla's financial report 🤷♂️
I agree. Musk is that creepy kid with a stick who loves to stir up the ant hill.
“CEO Said a Thing!” karlbode.com/ceo-said-a-t...
Elon Musk not content with having thousands of dead children on his conscience (if he has one) thanks to his DOGE cuts now proposes the end of the creative film industry as we know it. The first is clearly the worse sin!
I don't think we're too worried about his 'historically accurate' sirens and cyclops interfering with box office for Christopher Nolan's epic.
Swiftly followed by the incredibly true story of how the South African government allowed a genocide against white farmers.
I hope Musk's version of the man-eating Cyclops and six-headed sea monster are historically accurate. The trouble with today's directors is they just make stuff up.