Addisu Gobena wins Sydney Marathon, sets course record
Breaking: IDF soldiers have shot the official who fired the starting gun at the Sydney marathon, claiming self defence.
They’ve also neutralised the paramedic crew that rushed in to help, giving Sydneysiders a close-up view of their famed “double tap” approach.
Banning the phrase ‘From the city to the surf’ in NSW can’t be too far off
Jillian annouces that under new anti Semitism guidelines IDF soldiers have just won Sydney marathon in record time and other competitors were Hamas.
Chris Minns has calmed any claims of unlawful activity by announcing the NSW govt will be funding a thorough independent internal investigation by the IDF on the IDF. For complete oversight & transparency, this investigation will include observers from the NSW police that are trained by IDF.
Anyone who is not an Israel Zionist has not been allowed to enter the Sydney Marathon. Rules by Jillian Segal who personally checked all entrants using Thiel’s Palantir data collection on every Australian citizen and anyone else. #auspol
😂😂😂 fucking believable, had to read it twice..
@thekennydivine on X Sydney Marathon Organisers' Advice to All Runners...
And remember, even if you can’t control your barbaric urges and do end up indiscriminately shooting a few fellow participants in the face, you will always have the unconditional support of the Australian Prime Minister and his fascist regime #SydneyMarathon #auspol
Well done. Let's call out the truth of recent history every way we can so the avalanche of propaganda is addressed.
"At end of race grab your weapon and indiscriminately fire into the air, and scream 'God is great', as we know you want too get it out of your system!"
The zionists have already occupied the Australian government though. I wonder if they ever fight with the usa pedophiles over who gets to pull the prime ministers strings?
Jillian annouces that under new anti Semitism guidelines IDF soldiers have just won Sydney marathon in record time and other competitors were Hamas.
For a PR Damage Control theatre the Anti-Semitism Envoy is, they could not have picked a face more un-appealing than they did! I feel physical repulsed every time it's displayed!
The current real Prime Minister of Australia.
Anyone saying otherwise is antisemitic
Jillian Segal is again the world champion after winning the Sydney misinformation marathon by the distance between truth and Israeli government propaganda.
Segal and Hanson head to head in competition for meanest & nastiest looking woman in Australia
Protest Sydney marathon against the participation of an Israeli military contingent. #Genocide #Auspol
Thank you Sydneysiders for showing up! #Auspol #FreePalestine
🇵🇸 Repost & sign! Remove Segal – unelected envoy www.change.org/p/we-demand-... Expel ambassador – protest complicity in genocide www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... Reject IHRA – define antisemitism www.jewishcouncil.com.au/2026/08/dont... Open letter – war crimes actionnetwork.org/petitions/op...