High jet fuel cost forces king to visit US remotely, Borowitz satire

#Satire (Or is it?) Asked if he had a message he planned to deliver to Trump, Charles said, “He can start all the wars he wants, but the Epstein mess won’t go away—just ask my idiot brother.” www.borowitzreport.com/p/high-jet-f...

King visit to White House. 😂🤣 Humor at its finest! “King Charles Cancelled While House visit and Now plans a virtual visit, citing the “high cost of Jet Fuel” #BorowitzReports #USDemocracy

'We couldn't possibly have predicted an interruption to jet fuel supplies two months into the Iran war when we inundated a photogenic family of four's feed with adverts for flights' - no, I doubt this will fly!

High Jet Fuel Cost Forces King to Visit US Remotely open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Transavia cancels flights as fuel costs surge amid Iran war - https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/transavia-cancels-flights-fuel-costs-surge-amid-iran-war

"Allaying concerns about the last-minute switch of his visit from in-person to remote, the monarch revealed, “I’ve gotten pretty good at using Zoom—especially the mute feature.”" open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

www.seattletimes.com/business/ala... Jet fuel is expensive and getting scarce. Airlines are canceling flights and making it tougher for you to travel. MAGA winning?

Jet Fuel’s Surge and Trump’s Meddling Cloud Airline Outlook www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

[satire] "Charles told reporters. 'I had been looking forward to many delightful hours in the company of the scintillating Donald Trump, but my hands are tied.'" open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

The soaring cost of jet fuel due to the war in Iran will lead to significantly higher airfares. But don’t expect ticket prices to drop once fuel prices start to decline.

Europe: Transavia airline has canceled flights scheduled for May and June due to rising kerosene prices. Context: Higher fuel costs are significantly impacting airline operational budgets across Europe. Fact Check by gemma4:e2b https://bsky.app/profile/lemonde.fr/post/3mkgizgjgfg2z

Concerns have been growing for holidaymakers as jet fuel shortages set to hit and prices could soar