Tabloid reports mutant 'super pig' population spiraling near fallout zone

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The Mirror reports feral boars interbred with domestic hogs near a nuclear exclusion zone in northeast Japan, producing aggressive hybrid "super pigs" whose population has spiraled. The Mirror says the hybrids are larger and faster than typical feral pigs and have been seen moving beyond the exclusion boundary into nearby villages and farmland. That raises public-safety and agricultural concerns because large, coordinated wild hogs can damage crops, injure people or livestock, and complicate wildlife management in contaminated zones where human access is restricted.

The Museum of English Rural Life

@themerl.bsky.social

*strikes 'mutant super pig population' off the 2027 bingo card*

52158d ago

The Museum of English Rural Life76

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FenrirKin | ᚛ᚈᚆᚓᚔ ᚈᚆᚓᚋ᚜14

Me: 'Feral wild boars' doesn't make any sense, they're distinct things, they're either 'feral pigs' OR 'wild boars...' I wonder if there's a reason it's phrased this way... *sees the source* Me: Oh... it's The Mirror.

maggie-perhaps.bsky.social9

Going to have to bring out a glow-in-the-dark version

Hate Wanks: Attorney at Law at TFN20268

Oh god, you guys need to see this book I got

Pewter Tankard8

Guys, guys… Hogzilla was right there for the taking

Mary Wyrd (she/her)2

Will you ever share your bingo card with us?

Chris Weston

@westonfront.bsky.social

I for one endorse the Mutant Super Pigs and wish them every success. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

10358d ago

Dave Elliott making comics5

Within a generation, they'll be walking on their hind legs and posting AI slop on Twitter.

Peter du Marchie van Voorthuysen2

This is click bait. Interbreeding does not create mutants.

actualjimlynch.bsky.social2

Too bad Boulle is not alive to write “Planet of the Pigs”. “Get your stinking hooves off me, you damn dirty pig!”

thoughtsideas.bsky.social2

I embrace our new pig overlords (not literally)

Drake Magnum2

This is a headline straight out of the Fallout games 👍

Palmer Eldritch

@palm3reldritch.bsky.social

'Pyotr Parkerovic was a normal teenage boy, until he was bitten by a radioactive mutant super pig and became... Pigman...'

5358d ago

Lamentably Awake

@lamentablyawake.bsky.social

I have no doubt this is a big problem but I don't think a photo of one solitary super pig chilling on the street matches the intensity of the headline.

1358d ago

tranna karenina

@einegeniesserin.bsky.social

abe simpsons voice: i can't wait to eat that super pig

1258d ago

Library Yeti, Ice Cream Connoisseur

@libraryyeti.bsky.social

*looks around* *waits for ittt....* *yells* SHE'S A SUPER PIG! SUPER PIG! SHE'S SUPER PIGGY

458d ago

David Bowman

@dlbowman76.com

On one hand, the temptation to make a joke is palpable. On the other, I happen to know how scarily dangerous feral pigs can be. They're aggressive, fast, and intelligent enough to cooperate with one another.

758d ago

🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘

@ladyartaud.bsky.social

what's the mutant super pig to feral hog conversion rate like these days

658d ago

Craig Winstanley

@cwinstan.bsky.social

I for one welcome our new radioactive mutant super pig overlords…

458d ago

Francy🐍™️

@danceyfrancy.bsky.social

Headline about mutant super pig population spiralling out of control on Fukushima

358d ago

Mr. Therapy Cat

@mrtherapydog.bsky.social

And I, for one, welcome our new Mutant Super Pig overlords.

258d ago

Hey, is that Jake Spencer?

@atsymboljake.bsky.social

Like and share if you think every mutant pig is a mutant super pig!

258d ago

one sixy one dgos

@161dogs.bsky.social

i need 30-40 mutant super-pigs, stat. where's jared/donald from silicon valley? i feel like he would know where the mutant super-pig plugg is at. it's for a project for science don't worry about it.

158d ago

Headline of the Day

@headlineoftheday.bsky.social

Mutant 'super pig' population spirals out of control in Fukushima nuclear fallout zone. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!) www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

158d ago

Deborah Teramis Christian 🌈 🎲 🇺🇦

@teramis.bsky.social

This is now officially the Year of the Mutant Super Pig. Because of course it is.

158d ago

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