Trump says he'll 'try' to attend son's wedding, calls him 'a person I've known for a long time'
new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding
this whole thing is just a spiralling disaster from when he launched the strikes to have an excuse to go to the situation room and avoid talking with J.D. Vance about how the Odyssey movie was woke.
The great thing about missing a Trump family wedding is that the groom is guaranteed to have like three more of them anyway.
Sorry son, I have this little thing called "golf".
Is there no concern for the man behind him about to give birth. His belly button is screaming for help...
Maybe he could send our Ambassador to Greece to represent him instead.
I like that he says, "He'd like me to go," and doesn't come anywhere close to saying, "I'd like to go." 😂
I have a thing called ballroom
One tiny mitigating factor in this shit show is getting to enjoy how much DJT hates DTJ, and how he humiliates him at every opportunity.
He's sending Witkoff and Kushner in his place
That's so weird because he's played golf every Saturday (except two) since he started the war didtrumpgolftoday.com
Attending an event where he isn't the centre of attention? Of course he doesn't want to go.
which son is even getting married??
Follow-up: "were you invited to the wedding?"
On this date in history: First man to give birth does it live in the Oval Office. Trump stood silent.
he went to a WWE match during the war but can’t go to son’s wedding because of the war. go figure.!
100% he plays golf this weekend instead. 100%.
Or, another possibility, he wasn't invited to his son's wedding! He did say it was "very small," like maybe they didn't want some loudmouth who was always putting his son down ruining the festivities.
Just go. You can do less harm to the world.
Still wonder what the payout was to Guilfoyle. Had to be more than an ambassadorship.
I can’t stop staring at that guys belly button.
What are the odds that he plays golf instead?
Donald Trump on his son Don, Jr., who is just about to get married: "He’s a person I’ve known for a long time." I'm not crying—you're crying!—at such touching, personal sentimentality. #Sociopaths
He even knew the boy’s mother for several seconds…
The use of "He's a person I've known for a long time" in regards to a relative, spouse etc, is pure dementia speak.
If you asked Trump right now to name all 5 of his children, he couldn’t do it.
A very small part of me feels sorry for his kids because they were doomed from the start in terms of any kind of proper love or guidance. I still hate them😆, but I know what it’s like to grow up with people like him and they suck all the air out of a room every time they’re in one.
Jr. "You know what dad, I attended all of your wedding..."
Trumps brain is mush. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-...
parents raised him to be mean. Per M.Trump. He was mean 2 his family &everybody else &he cheated whoever he could get away w,/cheating, his casinos his buildings , the rest of his life? He's not good enough business man 2do things by the book. That's why he cheats & lies all the time &2 get the oo.
I'm sure Trump knows his son at least as long as he has been working for the company.
“… he’s said nice things about me.“
😂 No empathy for them. They deserve eachother.
He's known his son for a long time, but has he ever loved him? Probably not as he's incapable of feeling.
Is this the same son that Donold yelled at and humiliated in his dorm room because he was not dressed in a suit to attend a Yankees game when he arrived to pick him up?
Donny's relationship with reality has become fleeting
Taco is incapable of human feelings. Perhaps one of the most extreme cases of narcissistic personality disorder.
where is his bloody doctor???? he's so off the deep end drowning in confusion and his dr, family & GOP are doing nothing????
But would he say the same about Eric or Tiffany?
Remember when he called Baron, Melania's child? He abandons them all.
God. How sad, for both of them.
On Father's Day The Felon sends each of his spawn a congratulatory telegram for being his child.
Surprised he admitted knowing him!!!
“My son is a very good person who I’ve known for a long time .” - literally no one ever until this guy.
THEY LITERALLY HAVE THE SAME NAME
I believe he said "My son -- he's got a very good person . . . "
Is that a giant breast next to him?
"I don't have time for what's-his-name's wedding, I have to go put on a hard hat and stand next to the ballroom construction site, pointing at stuff."
What the heck is standing next to him?👀🫣
they should have gotten that pregnant lady behind him a chair.
Talks about his son like he was a former co worker or something LOL
I just have to say... over his shoulder on the right side... i've not seen a belly button like that since my sister was 38 weeks pregnant...
Geez. I can’t imagine why his children are so fucked up with such a loving and attentive father. Pathetic.
Very close to not having any idea who Donald Trump Jr even is.
I remember when they first introduced me to him when he was four years old
I’m honestly happy to see I’m not the only one who became fixated on the pregnant man in the background.🤣
Who’s that pregnant guy standing behind Trump?
“I’m going to try to attend Con Junior’s wedding. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time. But I’ve got a little thing called the Iran War, and every year we rearrange the dirt on Ivana’s grave out of respect.”
I love you, Hoodlum! In my despair over all the fucked up shit going on in this country, here you are making me laugh!! 😂
Imagine trying your entire life to get the approval of your POS father and he can’t even bother to show up for your wedding.😆
These people are so weird
They are one weird and bizarre family. Their family values are not American values. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-...
And every year, the Dump kids dig that secret hole-in-two a few feet bigger in anticipation of that long-awaited Yuge Day of global celebration
Q: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.
“…a person I’ve known for a long time.” His son! OMG what a dweeb.
Translation: he’s going golfing again.
If he was getting married on Trumps golf course he maybe would have stopped by for a few minutes then onto the next hole.
Pretty funny that the president's son is having his wedding in The Bahamas and not the US.
"He's a person I've known for a long time" 😳😳😳 FFS! did he not actually father any of them? are they all just "the mothers" children? 🙄
"He's a person I've known for a long time." Warm.
From the guy who goes back to Florida to play golf every weekend! Sorry, son, weekends aren't good for me....
Wow! He certainly has time to golf though.
Never misses tee time, though.
The warmth is off the charts. Family values through and through.
“He’s a person I’ve known for a long time” is what he said about his son Don Jr, which shows such overwhelming affection for him right? He’s not going to go because he’s too busy, but should we bet he will have time to golf every day unless he can’t do that anymore either.
This has the awkwardness of when a sibling gives a wedding toast and says "Jill and I go way back". Um...wut?
Q: "Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?" Trump: "Uhhh, he'd like me to go, but it's going to be just a small, little, private affair. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me.'"
Golf is more important. The guy over his left shoulder appears to be about to give birth at any moment.
"he'd like me to go." Even talking about his own son's wedding is phrased to make himself sound important.
In the next sentence he said „I’ve known him for a very long time”. His brain is toast. Absolutely gone.
I’m booked for quite a bit of golf this weekend. I need a break from all my day trading.
He doesn't like any event where he's not the center of attention.
"He'd like me to go" I wasn't invited. "small little , PRIVATE" Stay away. " it's a bad time for me." I didn't wanna go to his stupid wedding anyway.
Probably interferes with his golf game.🙄
Small private affair, and he's not invited?
He has a tee time set at 10:00.
He’ll go to Jr’s next wedding
He sure “loves” his family.🙄 That ballroom is keeping him pretty busy these days and stealing from us. “Priorities” ya know.
It did not occur to anyone to invite Putin to the wedding? Trump would be there at dawn.
I bet he’s playing golf.
Trump says Don Jr is a person he’s “known a long time”. Hallmark- are you writing this down? His paternal instincts are only surpassed by desire to look like an asshole that’s been drilled by a 800 lb gorilla
If he was smart (HAHAHAHAHA) he'd have denied knowing that pathetic, greasy, corrupt, knuckle dragging punk. "The doorman is his daddy" Doorman: "Da fuck I am" Fuck everyone
He hides his dementia very well. He had no idea who Don Jr even was when the question was asked. He has standard phrases that he uses to mask it, and that was one of them. This can't go on much longer, he's going to start a world war because no one has the guts to put him in a care home to end this.
All while still trying to remember if he has any sons.
He also said he may not attend DJTJ’s wedding this weekend to Bettina Anderson on a Bahamian island because he’s busy with the Iran War.
Face it, best part of Jr and Eric ran down their Mama's leg. Would you claim kinship with them, or trump?
So, Ivana and the UPS guy? Mailman? Plumber (laying pipe, as it were)? Has to be someone dumber than twice-chewed pine tar.
Trump says he won’t attend Don Jr’s wedding “because he’s busy”. When asked, he didn’t even mention his son’s name. They put up the front of a family that barely tolerates each other. They secretly hate one another other. The trumps are filled with divisiveness, hate, and spite even for each other.
The fact the family hasn't had Trump institutionalized given his advanced dementia to me says his own family hates his guts and is just milking him for what they can until he drops dead. We are witnessing elder abuse by everyone around him.
He said "I've known him a long time." Like he's his barber instead of his SON LMFAO 🤣😂
They did bury their Mother on a golf course
really hoping there's video of the orange one golfing at the same time as the wedding ceremony
Like their father, each one cares only about themselves