‘My Christian Dior’ chant becomes Knicks meme
A viral fan line, 'My mayor's Muslim, my bagel's Jewish, my Christian Dior', is circulating after Knicks game chatter
"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me
We’ve all been appropriating New York City culture for days
I read it to my kid and they immediately said "That's tough"
I just bought this. I don’t even like the Knicks but it feels like a historic moment to be a New Yorker and the City is ELECTRIC rn.
It has been living in my brain rent free, it's incredible
The guy who did the serious breakdown on that particular poem, that it’s the exact reason they hate nyc / Mamdani bc of what it represents is so correct
Sincerely proud of that person
People lamenting about the lack of a The Great American Novel and nouveau American poetry is being invented as we speak smdh
"my arsenal champions / my hotspurs relegated / my people winning" type energy
This is a perfect thing.
dunno four, maybe… my archbishop hicks knicks in six.
I made some edits so this thing scans better and I'm pretty proud of it please update your chants accordingly my muslim mayor my bagel schmear'd my christian dior my knicks in four
it's unfortunate but i think it's possible that "my bagel jewish" has the worst scansion of any three words combination ever
I keep thinking it'll flow even better if the 2nd and 3rd line could be switched (in all the chants). my muslim mayor my christian dior my bagel schmear'd my knicks in four