Pentagon lockdown after hazardous materials alert
Multiple floors and corridors inside the Pentagon were locked down and some areas evacuated as hazmat teams responded to a hazardous materials incident. Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said sophisticated systems detected an air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures 'until we determine its significance.' Arlington Fire & EMS and on-site police joined hazmat crews, with officers wearing gas masks and full chemical protective gear while teams investigated air quality readings. The lockdown matters because the Pentagon is the U.S. defense headquarters and even brief hazardous exposures can disrupt operations and personnel safety while officials assess any risk.
Multiple floors and corridors inside the Pentagon have been locked down and others are being evacuated due to a “hazardous materials incident,” CNN reports
Boring Dystopia16It's the new AI, someone was cooking fish in a microwave and the sensors detected super radioactive tuna instead.
ProudBlue💙11False alarm evidently But if only there were a $1 billion Ballroom, this would have never happened 🥸
Kaydee7…yet they’re being told to “shelter in place.”… Hegseth is the hazardous material
JJ Gittes6Oh, did Trump stop by this morning?
According to reports, Hegseth simultaneously vomited and shat himself after a night of binge drinking.
HALLO I AM DOGG4Anyone else thinking about the first few minutes of Resident Evil?
esp24.bsky.social4Air quality + hazmat incident = shelter in place? Seems counterintuitive. If something might be airborne you would think they would want to evacuate.
Serene Malcontent4Did hegseth’s makeup artist spray too much hairspray and set off the sprinklers?
Fátima3My money goes to a weapon demonstration went awry.
Boke183Somebody boo booed in the ventilation system!!!
penguins18.bsky.social3I'm struggling to come up with a conspiracy theory for this one. Give me a minute ...
Doctor Wylie2What biotoxin have they unleashed upon the world, I wonder? Perhaps Trump left a diaper.
margie2sorry but i'm on the side of hazardous materials on this one
Amy L Crow 🐦⬛2Hegseth followed through when he farted?
Ken Daniels - Reaper's Delight Now Available2What did RFK stop by?
Shoe🇲🇽2Lmao these motherfuckers can’t do anything right
Pentagon Lockdown due to hazardous material… it’s probably Hegseth’s urine on the bathroom floor- G.I. Chode couldn’t hit a urinal cake in a soup bowl
C. G. Remlin5It's probably manufactured BS...they gotta get it started before the midterms so they have a strong case to cancel them by November 🤣 Or perhaps it's vomit from Hegseth and Kash going on a team bender
www.koolschrankpress.com4The festering ooze of mental and moral failure?
Neville Rebel2People are saying that "air quality" is a constant issue in the White House due to Diaper Don's evacuations.
Gena2My 1st thought was old Kash lit up a bong in yet another inappropriate location 🤷🏼
john4eagles.bsky.social2Any chance Trump was at the Pentagon? 🤢
Poppa2Damn, off the top of your head,you came up with this? You are good!
The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜2Don't be a hater and cut him some slack. Untreated syphilis plays hell with a guy's ability to pee.
NEW: Hazmat crews respond to "hazardous materials incident" at the Pentagon.
Why shelter in place if the air quality is questionable in the very place you are?
Billie19I smell something else is happening there...sad I can't believe a SINGLE thing from the news or government anymore
Jail Trump7Can we do the exterior air next?
Rob Neurotic3Sounds like they need to enclose the Pentagon in a Ballroom.
J P R2I wonder if Kegsbreath decided that the budget for HVAC system’s maintenance were ‘woke’, and cut them. 🧐😠
Cooper Hamilton2So, to translate, someone smelled something weird and pulled a fire alarm.
jfd8.bsky.social2Nothing to see here, folks, just Laura Loomer
fanciestofcats.bsky.social2Sleepy Donald is ruining everything
WASHINGTON, June 11 (Reuters) - A hazardous materials incident put the Pentagon on lockdown on Thursday as fire officials investigated the air quality issue, defense and fire officials said. @reuters.com
SafeAmericaPAC5Pentagon officials have discovered a toxic level of masculinity in the building.
Voted for joy and we ended up with this4Trump's diaper pail must be full.
Jim of Pennsyltucky3About the incident at the Pentagon.
5🪶3Hegseth's nasty, old make-up bag was my first guess.
Tom Higgins2Will the blame fall again on Joe Biden?
Multiple floors of the Pentagon are locked down and being evacuated due to a "hazardous materials incident," sources and local fire department say https://cnn.it/4ejXu2S
CNN22A false alarm caused the lockdown and evacuation at the Pentagon today, two sources say. cnn.it/3PTawMI
Mags3Did Trump poop his pants again?
milominder3Hegseth's opened his drinks cabinet?
Lyle Scout3Trump came by and something fell out of his diaper.
Justin3Hegseth’s liquor cabinet fell over 😅🥃
banazir-galbasi.bsky.social2I do hope it's nothing harmless.
TatiSky2Relax, it's Petey Hegseth's rum.
🇺🇸 CNN: Several floors and corridors inside the Pentagon were locked down and others evacuated after air-quality monitoring systems detected a possible hazardous materials issue. Pentagon officials said precautionary measures, including shelter-in-place orders in affected areas, were implemented…
Morten Nielsen 🇩🇰🇺🇦5Did Pete Hegseth forget to flush?
Joe Gannon3Did Whiskey Pete drop and break a bottle of hooch maybe?
Jake.P 🖖🇺🇦💙💛2Maybe Trump was there before?🤔
marino11.bsky.social2Possibly whiskey Pete’s pungent aftershave
Clear Spies 🪬2Why do I keep seeing this? You don't shelter in place with hazardous materials and gas problems! You evacuate! 🤦♀️
🚨 Multiple Pentagon floors locked down, evacuated due to ‘hazardous materials incident’ | CNN June 11, 2026 11:10 a.m. EDT www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...
road2lexington.bsky.social3The Pentagon is not an airbase, port, or maintenance facility so it shouldn't have hazardous material of much quantity or danger on site. That air monitoring detected it says this is something else and it is serious.
Lee West2CNN Update: June 11, 2026 11:59 a.m. Pentagon lockdown and evacuation was due a false alarm, sources say www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...
Witty Librarian Resistance2Hegseth vomited up his whiskey again?
Vicky S MEd Be A Reader2Sure. Another diversion. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES The Government has no credibility.
Hazmat crews respond to ‘hazardous materials incident’ at the Pentagon Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell confirmed that “sophisticated systems” had “detected an air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures until we determine its significance.” #Pinks www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
stone-carver.bsky.social3Was Kegsbreath making another speech? I know the crap he spews is pretty toxic, but I would hope that they had tuned the sensors to allow for that by now.
Nicole Frankenstein2These people are eating too many ferments.
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦2Someone knocked over Kegsbreath’s bar/makeup kit
