Pentagon lockdown after hazardous materials alert
Multiple floors and corridors inside the Pentagon have been locked down and others are being evacuated due to a “hazardous materials incident,” CNN reports
Boring Dystopia17It's the new AI, someone was cooking fish in a microwave and the sensors detected super radioactive tuna instead.
ProudBlue💙12False alarm evidently But if only there were a $1 billion Ballroom, this would have never happened 🥸
Kaydee7…yet they’re being told to “shelter in place.”… Hegseth is the hazardous material
JJ Gittes6Oh, did Trump stop by this morning?
According to reports, Hegseth simultaneously vomited and shat himself after a night of binge drinking.
margie4sorry but i'm on the side of hazardous materials on this one
Boke184Somebody boo booed in the ventilation system!!!
HALLO I AM DOGG4Anyone else thinking about the first few minutes of Resident Evil?
Serene Malcontent4Did hegseth’s makeup artist spray too much hairspray and set off the sprinklers?
Fátima3My money goes to a weapon demonstration went awry.
penguins18.bsky.social3I'm struggling to come up with a conspiracy theory for this one. Give me a minute ...
Doctor Wylie2What biotoxin have they unleashed upon the world, I wonder? Perhaps Trump left a diaper.
Amy L Crow 🐦⬛2Hegseth followed through when he farted?
Ken Daniels - Reaper's Delight Now Available2What did RFK stop by?
Shoe🇲🇽2Lmao these motherfuckers can’t do anything right
NEW: Hazmat crews respond to "hazardous materials incident" at the Pentagon.
Why shelter in place if the air quality is questionable in the very place you are?
Billie30I smell something else is happening there...sad I can't believe a SINGLE thing from the news or government anymore
Jail Trump9Can we do the exterior air next?
Kev🇬🇧🍺7The Trump regime is really starting to crank things up now, as the midterms come closer. Repeated 'assassination attempts ' on the Dear Leader,allegations of 'widescale election fraud', and now a hazmat incident at the Pentagon. Preparing the ground for martial law?
J P R6I wonder if Kegsbreath decided that the budget for HVAC system’s maintenance were ‘woke’, and cut them. 🧐😠
Rob Neurotic6Sounds like they need to enclose the Pentagon in a Ballroom.
Cooper Hamilton5So, to translate, someone smelled something weird and pulled a fire alarm.
MANCHU SCOUT5In response to news that the Pentagon was under lockdown because of an "air quality issue, MS NOW's Ana Cabrera asked, "Is the country under any greater threat?" REALLY! Considering that we have a gibbering idiot and a troop of baboons running the country, how much more could Americans care?
Chris B3I'm guessing asbestos. Government buildings are full of the stuff.
Gabe Burgess3Stephen Chueng was walking the halls after eating 10 hard boiled eggs and beans for breakfast
Becca3Was there a bronzer explosion in the makeup room?
tafphy.bsky.social3What, did they mix bleach and ammonia in the mop bucket again?
Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot2White powder again? Is Jr. there?
jfd8.bsky.social2Nothing to see here, folks, just Laura Loomer
maquis45.bsky.social2Was it Burrito Special Day at the Pentagon cafeteria?
fanciestofcats.bsky.social2Sleepy Donald is ruining everything
coolingjets.bsky.social2Somebody had lunch at Taco Bell.
Pentagon Lockdown due to hazardous material… it’s probably Hegseth’s urine on the bathroom floor- G.I. Chode couldn’t hit a urinal cake in a soup bowl
C. G. Remlin5It's probably manufactured BS...they gotta get it started before the midterms so they have a strong case to cancel them by November 🤣 Or perhaps it's vomit from Hegseth and Kash going on a team bender
Poppa5Damn, off the top of your head,you came up with this? You are good!
www.koolschrankpress.com4The festering ooze of mental and moral failure?
Neville Rebel2People are saying that "air quality" is a constant issue in the White House due to Diaper Don's evacuations.
Gena2My 1st thought was old Kash lit up a bong in yet another inappropriate location 🤷🏼
john4eagles.bsky.social2Any chance Trump was at the Pentagon? 🤢
Nightleek needs $200 for a Timebase Corrector2to be fair a soup bowl is a hell of a lot smaller than a urinal
The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜2Don't be a hater and cut him some slack. Untreated syphilis plays hell with a guy's ability to pee.
WASHINGTON, June 11 (Reuters) - A hazardous materials incident put the Pentagon on lockdown on Thursday as fire officials investigated the air quality issue, defense and fire officials said. @reuters.com
SafeAmericaPAC6Pentagon officials have discovered a toxic level of masculinity in the building.
Voted for joy and we ended up with this4Trump's diaper pail must be full.
Jim of Pennsyltucky4About the incident at the Pentagon.
5Plume🪶3Hegseth's nasty, old make-up bag was my first guess.
Tom Higgins2Will the blame fall again on Joe Biden?
🇺🇸 CNN: Several floors and corridors inside the Pentagon were locked down and others evacuated after air-quality monitoring systems detected a possible hazardous materials issue. Pentagon officials said precautionary measures, including shelter-in-place orders in affected areas, were implemented…
Morten Nielsen 🇩🇰🇺🇦5Did Pete Hegseth forget to flush?
marino11.bsky.social5Possibly whiskey Pete’s pungent aftershave
Clear Spies 🪬4Why do I keep seeing this? You don't shelter in place with hazardous materials and gas problems! You evacuate! 🤦♀️
Joe Gannon3Did Whiskey Pete drop and break a bottle of hooch maybe?
Jake.P 🖖🇺🇦💙💛2Maybe Trump was there before?🤔
Multiple floors of the Pentagon are locked down and being evacuated due to a "hazardous materials incident," sources and local fire department say https://cnn.it/4ejXu2S
CNN28A false alarm caused the lockdown and evacuation at the Pentagon today, two sources say. cnn.it/3PTawMI
Mags3Did Trump poop his pants again?
milominder3Hegseth's opened his drinks cabinet?
Lyle Scout3Trump came by and something fell out of his diaper.
Justin3Hegseth’s liquor cabinet fell over 😅🥃
banazir-galbasi.bsky.social2I do hope it's nothing harmless.
TatiSky2Relax, it's Petey Hegseth's rum.
Right now: The Pentagon has had multiple floors locked down and evacuated after reports of an “air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures,” Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell announced.
Call Me Cassandra❌👑2I'm going to pretend to be ladylike on this one, although Hegseth has been the ruination of me. I leave it to the rest of you to suggest what the cause of the air quality problem is, and where it started. Start from here: was Dotard Donnie in the building?
Erinn2They’re now saying it was a false alarm. Probably Hegseth passing out on an alarm switch or something
Hazmat crews respond to ‘hazardous materials incident’ at the Pentagon Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell confirmed that “sophisticated systems” had “detected an air quality issue necessitating precautionary measures until we determine its significance.” #Pinks www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
stone-carver.bsky.social3Was Kegsbreath making another speech? I know the crap he spews is pretty toxic, but I would hope that they had tuned the sensors to allow for that by now.
Nicole Frankenstein2These people are eating too many ferments.
🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦2Someone knocked over Kegsbreath’s bar/makeup kit
🚨 Multiple Pentagon floors locked down, evacuated due to ‘hazardous materials incident’ | CNN June 11, 2026 11:10 a.m. EDT www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...
road2lexington.bsky.social3The Pentagon is not an airbase, port, or maintenance facility so it shouldn't have hazardous material of much quantity or danger on site. That air monitoring detected it says this is something else and it is serious.
Lee West2CNN Update: June 11, 2026 11:59 a.m. Pentagon lockdown and evacuation was due a false alarm, sources say www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/p...
Witty Librarian Resistance2Hegseth vomited up his whiskey again?
Vicky S MEd Be A Reader2Sure. Another diversion. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES The Government has no credibility.
