Elephant paraded at Texas GOP convention urinates on floor
A live elephant brought into the Texas Republican Party convention in Houston urinated on the convention hall floor after Gov. Greg Abbott finished his speech. Video shows the elephant relieving itself between the press area and delegates, prompting staff to clear the spot and clean the carpet. Abbott had used the speech to urge major election changes and call for unity ahead of the 2026 midterms, and organizers had paraded the animal as a promotional mascot. The incident raises immediate questions about animal welfare, safety at large political events, and embarrassing optics for Republican organizers as candidates prepare for next year’s campaigns.
The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
It smells like piss in here.
Too much use out of this one lately
Too on the nose, send back for rewrites :D
Ah, the GOP (Gallons Of Piss)
as someone who has actually spent time with elephants in rural India: this is basically the normal state of elephants
Using an animal like this is disgraceful and disgusting. 🤢 poor elephant. These people are way more disgusting than this elephants piss.
most of the GOP conventioneers know that costs extra
They don’t deserve to use the majestic elephant as their “mascot” and poor thing for being brought indoors. Wish it had done more than pee.
And Colbert got cancelled before this happened, fuck! 🤬
Poor elephant. Was probably terrified.
Why are they so weird??
Not to mention the fact that flesh eating parasites are well established there already.
If that isn’t emblematic of the Republican Party I don’t know what is … animals know.
uh huh, sure, the elephant did it, likely story I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, TED CRUZ
Folks, I'd just like to take a moment to address the elephant in the room: Well done, elephant. 10/10, no notes. ANYWAY
The elephant or the Texas GOP?
Everything they do is cruel.
They want that william knowland steeze so bad 😭
“That won’t be necessary. We only need a statement, not a manifesto.” *PISSES AND SHITS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!*
If that isn't symbolic of the GOP in 2026, I don't know what is.
not sure if [looks at replies] oh wow
Elephants are very intelligent so it was a deliberate comment.
Unconscionable. An appropriate response for their gross display.
ah, Ted Cruz making a grand entrance
Lesser of two evils. They were afraid that if they brought Trump, he'd shit himself.
Even elephants are RINOs in Texas
Incompetence and cruelty at every level
Cruel.. right out of the 1800s. GOP are pre historic…
Don’t let Jr. or Eric near it.
Wait till it starts shitting
There’s a reason circuses used to put straw on the ground.
Anyone who treats an elephant like that deserves to be pissed on. Even better would be to put sequined headdresses and slogans on the Texas GOP and force them to march through the middle of a Dem conference.
It's what they do. I love elephants as much as the next nerd but they can be pretty gross in certain respects. youtu.be/QvOr1-P6XR8...
Perfect. He should have been wearing one of Trump’s diapers.
Who could have foreseen this?
This happened? They did that?? WOW
How does one bring an elephant somewhere?
Wow the Kompromat on Trump is even weirder than I thought
Obviously one of those "woke" pachyderms 😄
If no one has yet posted this, I feel its my duty to do so. It is both hilarious and relevant. youtu.be/foBesIoZRqc?...
I thought this was just a metaphorical skeet about Paxton.
Golden showers? Pee-pee tapes? Good Old Pee
Welcome to the resistance, comrade elephant.
Urine for a wild ride
A large elephant promoting Gov. Greg Abbott urinates heavily at the Texas GOP Convention
That’s an abused Elephant. Fuck these people
My gosh I hate to see animals treated in this manner. Politics aside, this is cruelty plain and simple.
JFC a politician using and elephant as a campaign sign. What year is it in Texas, 1886?
Even the elephant hates Republicans
Poor elephant had to protest the only way they could❤️
This is cruelty to elephants, and they should never do this. But bravo to the elephant for taking a big piss.
Pure exploitation of an animal that should be in the wild, or at least in a reputable sanctuary. Everything about the Republikkkan party is despicable. The cruelty is always the point. 😡
That elephant knew what it was doing. 😂 Also, I wish they wouldn't use elephants for their fodder. 😡
Would be funny if they didn't electrocute her in a room full of clapping fools
Look at the shackles on its legs, it probably pissed out of fear, Republicans truly are scum in every sense.
This is the laugh I needed today. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely horrific. The poor animal 😢 Everything is used and abused for laughs and entertainment in the good ‘ol’ USA!
Would have been better if it shat
1. The Texas GOP having an elephant at its convention means the Texas GOP enables animal abuse. And Governor Greg Abbot’s name is on the banner, which also means he condones and enables the abuse of an elephant.
2. It is biologically and behaviorally impossible to have an elephant become controllable in this fashion without subjecting it to abuse. Elephants are not domesticated. In order to accomplish this sort of obedience, you have to break the elephant down.
it’s unconscionable and grotesque and heartbreaking
Appropriate that the elephant pisses on them.
An elephant wearing a banner about “GOP unity” pissing all over their supporters is poetic.
They’re monsters. One and all
Notice the guy using the hook on the elephant's left front leg. Shame on these monstrous people.
Because they have no problem abusing sentient creatures long after it became taboo.
And thats an African elephant which are not so easily trained as Indian elephants. Its obscene. Im glad he pissed all over the stage.
This is so freaking dangerous! The school that I used to work at had the students go to a raising of the roof for a circus that came to town. Just a bunch of kids under a red tarp tent with 2 giant elephants.
The elephant seemed to have a strong opinion on the party!
Meanwhile, in Texas, Governor "Hot Wheels" thought it would be fun to bring a real elephant mascot to the GOP Convention in Texas. The elephant had a different idea and pissed all over his event. 🤣 Piss Off Abbott. You can't keep Texas Red.
Don't ask me why but I had to look up how much an elephant can pee at one time - 2.5 to 5 gallons. Now you know 😜
The prophecy has been fulfilled
I hope he stomps on his wheel and gives him a flat.
What an apropos metaphor for those maga cultists! 🐘🐘🐘