Joe Rogan's recent public appearance noted for markedly different look

Reda 🏳️‍⚧️62

WAIT, THAT'S JOE ROGAN? I was slightly uncomfortable about the level of mockery being directed at the appearance of some terrible nobody. Slight uncomfortableness withdrawn!

oldmagemtg.bsky.social58

I did once make a comment about his steroid-induced bubble-gut on his message board and he did see it, and he did respond.

Nelly52

Our economy can’t sustain people becoming this wide

まり45

Joe Rogan won't see your mean comments about his steroid induced swollen organs teetering on failure, but Elon Musk will, and it will hurt his feelings, which is very funny.

SCP40

Fun fact, HGH causes the head issue, not roids. Same thing with the giant bloated gut

The Year of Glad33

His head is the shape of a potato that gets its picture featured in the local paper for sort of looking like a person.

Crow32

Joe Rogan in his boys clip on tie looks like someone who hates him drew him while they were having an arguement.

Joey P30

He's having the surgery that makes you a Warhammer 40K space marine

Doomedstar25

He looks like an ambulatory skin tag.

WildGorillaMan23

When your head is wider than it is tall your blood pressure is in the ‘holy shit’ zone

DemonDoll 300021

It’s a serious issue that requires medical attention

Dead Weirdo Studios20

Joe Rogan? Like, condom full of walnuts Joe Rogan?

Jocelyn Schitt19

Put your posts on top of the fridge where he can’t reach them people

Kaye Ross15

Dude’s trying out for the new edition of Guess Who?

Nick Ulivieri14

He looks like if Joe Rogan was wearing a shitty Joe Rogan latex mask. It doesn't even look like him.

Nick Semper Tyrannis12

Oh my god, that was Joe Rogan?

Skyboss199611

That’s Rogan!? Thats what he looks like now?

Ozma11

How does something change your head—our skull shape should not change? Skulls don’t grow or shrink right? I am so confused.

Robofloyo11

This fine podcast fact-checks all the bias, lies and misinformation on Rogan podcast www.knowrogan.com

Meredith Beredith9

I need more, actually. To live. My will to live is HINGED upon the “lol that fucken guy” posts.

Lost-Wages-Joe8

What about his tie, which is too short to reach over his steroid-inflated belly to reach his steroid-shrunken testicles?

embracebecoming.bsky.social8

Seriously, his head did not use to look like that. It is swelled up or something, what the hell is he on?

Dan Fejes7

People have been outdoing themselves, these are my favorites so far: bsky.app/profile/jlak... bsky.app/profile/llam...

Dominic Gwinn6

Every year a new group discovers DC swamp-ass season. They melt in heavily starched synthetic suits. I was born in the swamp-ass. And Molded by it.

Erik6

All my friends on HGH would be very upset if they existed, Molly.

Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Cognitive Test Taker6

He looks like a melted Channing Tatum.

Strait of your Whore Mum, more like6

It's easy to say things like "He's shaped like a condom full of walnuts" or "What if that time you gathered up all the stray lumps of play-doh was a guy", and that's fine and good and means you should do it more

G SCOTT4

When your brain is so fucked it changes your skull

Sharon B4

He’s got life* shape problems

Ensign Jensen 🇨🇦4

A head that looks like a thumb

YSUBassoon3

Remember Body by Jake? This is Body by Alex Jones

Shaybo3

Even a double flush is useless against Rogan. An industrial plunger is our only hope.

Metalupis3

Who has the weirder head, Joe Rogan or Marc Andreesson?

Joshua J. Keller3

His nipples are also weird.

jolowobe3

What they don’t realize is they actually hosted a Pride event

Hellaholla 🇺🇦3

Trump will, though, and he will blow every gasket he has left.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔2

Ever microwave a Peep? No reason 😆

Phasmatic2

I bet his nuts are the size of lentils after all that gym candy.

Schiffskatze2

They are literally all on drugs, all the time, the whole bunch of them

KUNA2

yeah, but let's be real, his ego can handle a little more poking

JP Libby2

He's morphing into Alex Jones.

Carol Armen 🗽⚖️📜🚫👑🪓210

Sounds like a defamation suit to me. Slam dunk.

Jack Brand200

This is the core level MAGA: they hate Black people, they hate women, and they REALLY hate Black women. They just showed us for the millionth time who they are. Vote.

CrazySaguaro 🌵 🐻 ⬇️79

Every low has a floor that drops out to a brand new low

Chris⚖️Justice75

Clowns take cheap shots because it's all they've got

David Reeves aka Photoline73

UFC = Useless Fucking Clowns

John Roddy55

This misogyny and blatant transphobia was brought to you by Bud Light®. I think the company should never be allowed to forget that.

bluegirlredstate.bsky.social53

Tell me again that Dems should go on Rogan as he stands there and laughs.

Brandy52

Paramount+ is now just a propaganda machine

🌻Gabs🌻 🇺🇲🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 🇬🇱42

Michelle should sue the fuck out of him!!

kristinekenyon.bsky.social41

And my daughters & I had the audacity to believe we could elect a woman president in 2024. What a joke. It will take a generation or more. Even Michelle Obama said “you ain’t ready”.

Soolahhoops.com37

When people say, “Oh even Joe Rogan is turning on Trump.” Please remember these moments. Stop giving these narcissistic clowns attention. Turn them off. Do not amplify them. They are all racist misogynistic garbage. Stop being source that feeds them. Turn them all off and starve them!

Onion Taylor Joy31

May the tachycardia take him

calamity jim29

fuck these people and fuck everyone who has ever helped them be in positions of power. fuck them.

Sarafiyah26

She certainly has more "balls" than all these "men" put together.

Forever Woke24

We aren't hating these "people" enough

Geoff Bowser15

Is this the same guy who was pretending to be hung over and spitting up on himself at weigh in?

Transphobes Can't Read14

Yeah but trump is a pedophile so...

Jaina B (ANTIFA Platoon Leader)14

Michelle is more of everything and anything than those two pictured together combined. to include "MAN"

Fi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Independence For Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿13

That particular creature has repeated that vile garbage before. What a wonderful ambassador for UFC. It’s exactly what I’d expect from someone connected with that ‘sport’. And I bet the press is utterly mute.

Gene4712

Fucking Joe Rogan smiling at the comment. These fuckers are all complicit in this bullshit.

rbus39337410.bsky.social12

I hope Michelle Obama files a lawsuit against this punk, the UFC, and Paramount.

Pocket Cindy12

Absolute garbage Not a single redeeming quality.

Megaytron11

And all this because the most powerful pedophile on earth wanted a birthday party. Fuck maga forever.

Citizen Yips11

She would never do it and I would hate to stain her legacy, BUT WOULD LOVE for Mrs. Obama to sue this degenerate for defamation. Take every cent he has and bury this POS.

Buckleup3610

These disgusting mother fuckers. At our White House. And smirking Joe Rogan is a vile POS and so is anyone who supports him or appears on his podcast. On America's 250 "birthday" the worst of the worst slithered into D.C. encouraged by the GOP and Trump. Truly nauseating.

Are we embarrassed enough America?

OheyThere 9

What a disgrace! And Joe Rogan smiling not cutting the mic. WHERE is the Presidential apology to the beautiful and distinguished Michelle Obama and her family?

Brookie Shields 🏳️‍⚧️8

In the end every powerful, emancipated and/or left woman is a "man" to these fashs. It's not so much that they really think these women are trans but that they are part of the fears & hatred raging inside of them that trans women also represent. bsky.app/profile/j3zz...

Claire Splan8

And Joe Rogan smiles along like the asshole he is. Fuck all these guys.

Adie ⚒️8

Michelle Obama is too dignified to do it, but I really wish she would sue. Just once. One successful, big-payout lawsuit might be enough to shut them all up.

Gina Brown7

So, he’s saying the republicans were too stupid to catch that? Because if she were a Transgender woman, the GOP would have used it to sabotage Barack’s FIRST campaign. Barack Obama would not have ever become president. I’m so sick of these inferior racist yt dudes talking shit.

Cindy Michels 🇺🇲🇪🇺🇨🇦7

Jo Rogan, small brain small dick energy 🙄

Pete Quily7

#OnBrand Far right conspiracy kook propagandist Joe Rogan has a beaming smile when UFC racist winner at WhiteHouse fight says "Michelle Obama is a man, am I right America?" India Arie Shares Resurfaced Clips of Joe Rogan Using N-word 22 times www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvBh...

Scarheart Thrymson7

Takes some gall to insult anyone when you're a Dollar Store bootleg of Randy Savage.

Kimber MacV7

Now if a Democrat said something like that about Melania… #DoubldStandard

Ron Sparks6

Joe Rogan looks like someone filled a balloon with jam, then tied it with a toddler's teeny tiny tie.

ArmyMomJenn6

I’m done internetting now. Fuck these people.

Reverend Kitty Cat6

This doesn't look like a professional fighter, so much as someone you see hanging out near a 7-11 dumpster, drinking a beer.

harperwinter.bsky.social5

I Think Joe Rogan Is a Vile Man

diet harakiri5

He’s a sloppy disaster. Bet he can’t maintain stable relationships because he’s a stupid asshole who takes steroids. How many times has he been arrested for domestic violence? I’m curious.

Rahvin5

A. No, she's not. B. No, you're not. C. Fuck you.

Julie4

These low lives whine about everything and everyone who disagree with anything they believe in. Yet they feel free to insult a strong successful woman.

Howard Beale4

well at least it's over and the hillbillies are gone

brian pillion4

And Rahm Emanuel's running for POTUS!

I'm Beth3

Talk about pandering to your audience. And for those in attendance that might read this...

WildWaveRider3

Why do they insult women by calling them men (or male body parts) against their will? It's also creepy to insult men by calling them curse words made up of intimate female body parts & I cringe when I hear or see in writing when anybody does that. Can't they come up with something better than that?🤔

Lucylu3

Don’t give oxygen to this shit

AgnesBrowne3

Such class, goes well with this first family of grifters and their dumbass supporters. 🤦

Hank G3

So edgy! So heterodox! /s

shabbyroads.bsky.social3

Do Joes ties come in adult sizes too?

charliebe82.bsky.social3

No, random fighter, you are not right. Perhaps it's time for an MRI to look for brain damage OR you could take a cognitive test. I'm sure your pal in the WH can recommend a doctor for that.

aboutosleep.bsky.social3

This is why I never give them any grace they don't deserve it. 🤷‍♂️

squirrels1963.bsky.social3

He proved it’s not just white trash. 🖕🏻

HalloHorrorHaiku3

Trashy trashy trashy. first family and the entire gop are trashy conmen. They steal our taxpayer dollars cuz deep down they're worthless as dirt.

John Hester3

I can't wait to see Tim Scott's video from his car about why this was a joke, not racist at all, and proof that Dems have no sense of humor.

RubinRubin 🌈3

Look at me look at me ! If I don’t say something disgusting, no one will pay attention to me..😩

michigangirl730.bsky.social3

Ridiculous. Michelle Obama isn't a man but Melania is a whore. We have proof of that.

resistance247.bsky.social3

The absolute weakness of the American GOP men was put out there for all to see. They are caged with nowhere to go.

grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social2

Strong men, strong men, men who are truly role models, don’t need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful. ~ Michelle Obama #MichelleObamaAppreciationDay

Lonnietoft2

The Nazis got more and more brazen. Regular Germans tried to ignore it until it was too late.

CALI GIRL2

Any man that has to say something like this is not a real man. Real men don't get panicked and intimidated by a successful woman. This guy obviously has Ken doll parts. And Rogan is no better.

Kyria "Is He Dead Yet?" Karndoter 🏳️‍🌈🐸🇺🇸🫘🚫👑2

We have officially surpassed "Idiocracy".

Stop Peter Thiel2

Bringing the gutter to The People's House, disgusting.

solecito25.bsky.social2

Enough. Stop helping it to trend.

plo1966.bsky.social2

This just show what class of people we are dealing with

vamos supor que sim2

This would be sooooo illegal in Brazil, the entire thing

Mike Billips2

Hoo boy, Mini Dana White thinks this is hilarious.

Gina Brown2

Dude has a little mushroom dick like his daddy Trump.

lurkinglurkerpdx.bsky.social2

And that racist shit-stain of a human being (Rogan) laughed. But of course Harris lost because she would not kiss his roid-enlarged ass.

Jane2

I hope the beautiful Michelle sues his stupid tight pants off and shows the world he is not a man. Shut up piggies

Navin Pokala 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱2

This morning’s @npr.org piece on the UFC White House event had no mention whatsoever of this. Nice Polite Republican radio amirite bsky.app/profile/esqu...

#FBPE. DMs will be ignored.2

This is what you get when you're absolutely determined to save money on that lobotomy.

Skeletal Raven2

looks like a scene straight out of Ideocracy

Cindy McMillin2

Josh Hokit said this. Say his name everytime this is reported. This piece of crap, Josh Hokit, is worse than any Karen. Josh Hokit should know our wrath.

jotata75.bsky.social2

“And lastly, every MAGA is a trash, am I right America?”

Summer 🏳️‍⚧️2

These racist chuds only cared about getting to the point where they could rub their stink all over the White House after the Obamas lived there.

Graham Davis2

These angry thick as shit men shout their ignorant rants and the world watches on in disgust as Trump desecrates the people’s house with a cage fight.

Mary k2

Trump is a sleaze ball, a grifter, a conman a felon and in the epstein files up to his eyeballs,rump is robbing america blind financially but also of our dignity.He is dividing America through hatred, jealousy, stupidity& racism.we have lost friends & family because rump showed us who they are.

EJ Garand2

Amazing how these cuckservatives will never get over Obama being POTUS ten years ago.

Frozenborderline2

It's only because he/they know that she is beloved and admired perhaps even more than her life partner by millions of people the world over. Obamas live forever rent-free in the Maggot pyche.

ellie maybe 🌑24

I saw this image with all the funny captions at least 10x in my feed and only realized this is fucking Joe Rogan from this one

Duck15

Holy shit, Tony Danza ate Joe Rogan!

Aggressive Positivity8

I think this one is my favorite 😂

espierce6

He looks like he’s about five seconds away from a widow maker

🌮 Hegseth's Liver6

Ogres are like onions Moldy, mildewed onions

chaseacross☂️🇯🇴🇺🇦4

...why does he look like that?

TheAmericanCanine2

He looks like someone who is turning state’s evidence against the mob to get witness protection.

Freya.2

Whoever dressed him hates him.

Ed Macdonald2

Oh, Joe. You were almost a boy.

Michael Anderson2

He looks like the complete jagoff he IS...truth in packaging.

Puppet2

both of these men exaggerate their height one is 5'8'' and the other is 6'3'' but you'd have trouble telling which one says he's taller, so no real trouble telling which one is 'smaller'.

Tengrain2

At least his tie is not so long as to get in the way in the bathroom.

ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉2

Joe Rogan is not a tall or even average sized man, it's a challenge to find a tie that small.

Blue2

Awww, don’t do Shrek like that!

Finit2

Holy shit I'm going to be thinking about this for a long time

Lea Leander 19

You know both these guys would shit their pants if they ever met Michelle.

River Gainz15

Shocked that anyone thought Joe Rogan was more than this.

Brett Baldridge13

He looks like a tick about to pop. Or like how corpses bloat when they’re full of poison gas. A worthless human being.

Artless Dodger12

Joe knew it was out of order and he pulled the mic away, but he just laughed it off. He's going to carry that embarrassment with him and it should come back to haunt him.

AD10

What are these men so insecure about? This is so strange and really embarrassing for them. What an absolutely strange and sick obsession.

ChainSmokingNihilist10

Yes, well. Highly suspect. lawsuit.org/general-law/...

Tish10

I have no energy to entertain this lowlife human!!!

East Bradenham9

Rogan only acts this way because he thought his supporting role in a major motion picture made him a big shot.

Andrew Halweg7

Joe Rogan, if he is as tough as he thinks, shouldve punched that MAGAt. What stupid thing to say, fuck him

william basinski5

repulsive. the whole spectacle, and all the advertisers...all of it. sickening.

Howdo In CO3

The cosplay males that surround the convicted felon pedophile obviously have serious doubts about their own masculinity and sexuality and have to make public proclamations so that others in their tribe are assured their homo-eroticism won't be exposed. Just say you're gay and spare us the drama.

D.G3

Rogan gets a hard-on off of morons like that UFC fighter. In all honesty, they just made Paramount+ look like real trash of platform owned by the Ellison empire. More than likely Rogan will have some lame excuse on his soap opera show.

MrsDalgliesh2

Every. Single. Person who was at the WH last night for the fights *must* be asked if they have anything they want to say to Michelle Obama. Every. Single. One. And the follow up to crap like "I didn't hear that" is "Ok, so how do you feel about supporting an event where that was said & broadcast?"

Tyler, the Cremator2

Good luck weaning people off of Theo Von.

itisso.bsky.social2

This is the manosphere of aLpHa MaLes that rogan created.

Philadelphia Jedi2

Freaking moron can't even pronounce the name of people he attempts to insult. Moshell Obama?

Switch needs politicians to stop hurting kids.8

He looks like he put on a rubber Tor Johnson mask that was too big for his head.

Rockie von Summit5

I thought that was Dana White

Cartoon goat boyfriend5

Kingpin got himself a new gig

Zombiekat3

Dude needs to take a benadryl, not thinking that was the kind of swole he was going for

Doug2

crazy that he managed to do 2,500 episodes when all he ever talks about is da freakin bat man

JP2

You know no one respects you when they let you go on tv with your tie that poorly tied in a jacket tailored to fit a perfect cube.

Col. Will Porter2

We could use a left.

Matt West2

He's like if one of King Charles' stubby, gout-riddled fingers escaped from his hand. I'll leave folks to debate which finger.

dB Cooper2

I can’t watch NewsRadio anymore because of him, and that show was a classic

SATIRE of SEVS Crew10

Meanwhile, Roger Stone looks like the super villain in charge of him.

SCP8

Credit Bro_Pair and Tim Cosgrove for this iconic line

Tubbyducks6

One of the strongest da bat rogan images we’ve ever seen

Sandettie Lumiere2

If he's there, who's driving the Ant Hill Mob around?

rnmcd.bsky.social2

And they want to blame women for the fact that they're unf*ckable???

Jay Marose2

Answers the question, Do they make clip-on ties in adult sizes? No. No, they dont.

kevmo3.bsky.social20

Fuck Joe Rogan for grinning like that. I am so fucking disgusted with these people.

Michael Pacholek20

No one will ever say Melania Trump is a man. In fact, I doubt that anyone will say she's even a human being. Meanwhile, Michelle Obama is 6 years older and looks better than most First Ladies did while they were in the White House.

Theresa Foster-Fowler19

That referee is Joe Rogan. Let’s all remember this when someone says that VP Kamala Harris should have gone on his podcast. These people are racists to the bone.

Mister Misanthrope13

The thing is, it’s even worse… why? Because that isn’t a random referee laughing. It’s Joe Rogan a guy who has one of the most popular podcasts ever produced & Spotify has paid him $250 million to stream his garbage. Which unfortunately makes it even worse.

OniTetsuo👹✊11

Convinced that the majority of UFC folks haven't had consensual sex without 1st agreeing to price.

Miaganga8

Joe Rogan is a horrific racist piece of maga Shit Stupid AF

SLUSH FUND LIBBEY DEM ♿🇺🇦🇵🇸7

Melania Trump was a prostitute that was sold to her husband by a convicted child trafficker and baby raper.

Travandboo7

Absolute trash. I’m livid. Again.

Daniela5

Glad I ditched all These networks years ago, for peeps out there time to cut the cord with those services

D.G5

The audacity for these racist clowns be disrespectful towards Michelle Obama. Clearly, they have no respect for women like Michelle Obama. If she was a man, can or will they explain how their two daughters got into this world? Make it make sense. Steroids really mess with these dudes egos & brain.

Christian Petersen3

Racism, transphobia, misogyny, homophobia, ableism. Trump gave MAGA permission to proudly and loudly show all of their hatred and ignorance. This wave of vileness has spread like a plague across this country. We must put an end to all of it. Decency and empathy will prevail.

Midwest Jules2

Someone recently recommended a show to me on Paramount+. I’d rather go rent free DVDs from the library then give a dime to that family. What pieces of shit for sponsoring this garbage.

Chris Tyrell2

Hope you put laws in like in Canada for racism when the government is taken back.

momo941.bsky.social2

Which side has derangement syndrome again?

Dave B2

Joe Rogan is the worst person my hometown has ever produced and it’s over 300 years old

jerake.bsky.social2

Is anyone even surprised that another macho masculine MAGAt is attacking a woman?

𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐭2

they've been saying this forever. don't forget the misogyny behind it. they don't like educated woman. by saying she looks like a man, they are saying she's not hot enough, and too tall. and they are implying obama is gay, so he got himself a trans woman (which some magats actually believe).

Ella - or PJ if you like2

I thought I couldn't hate these people more.

greencentaur.bsky.social10

It’s these sort of antics done in a formal setting that tells the world America is now a Sh!thole country.😔

LeslieElleM5

Utterly astonishing how this looks to the rest of the world looking in. We get America's been like a slow-boiling frog, but this is absolutely insane - how far things have fallen.

CaptainJJ5

Short shit Rogan steps all over himself to kiss Trump's ass

wbrind.bsky.social4

The guy prancing around like he has a stick up his a** said that? The guy holding joe rogans hands? Was it a pride event?

OracleUnbound3

Wonder if this scumbag or Rogan has the smaller di€k... Mr. Steroid has some serious small di€k issues

Moldy Teeth3

Pure trailer trash on the White House lawn. And Trump is leaving this stage up so they can hold these primate brawls once a week?

Andrea Rowe3

Rogan has *always* had "tiny tie energy". Racists are so jealous!

myshkin11.bsky.social3

The Rogan who insisted Biden's SOTU was pre-recorded? Who insisted Biden should be removed as President immediately because he talked about airports during the Revolutionary War, then when told Biden was mocking Trump for saying that, shrugged it off with “Oh, OK. So he f—ed up.” I'm SHOCKED 🙄

lillians2

Two freaks on a stage!!!!

Ringo Burns2

I don’t think that statement did anything but make the case against UFC as a legitimate sport. Strong beautiful intelligent women like Michelle are not impacted in any way by toddler bullying.

Patricia Knuckles2

Wow! He must get so Excited thinking of Michelle like that. We all know they love fondling half naked men. Guns , Crosses and wrestling each other is all they dream about ! What a bunch of losers in the Real World!

Bern512

Don’t forget, Spotify account holders are bankrolling this racist POS. Your playlist can be recreated on another platform like Tidal (better sound). I refuse to give a penny to support this bloated low IQ “person.”

burn it all down21

i just hope he can figure out who framed roger rabbit in time

The Ferrari Lab12

For one of the (unfortunately) most recognizable names in American media, if you hadn't identified him as Joe Rogan, I wouldn't have guessed that this was him.

Jared Friedman 🇺🇦9

Eventually they find out he's a low-level enforcer for the Russian mob, and... Hey WAIT a minute!

Andy Barnett8

He lives in a van down by the river. You don’t want to end up like that.

DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦7

He looks like he’s been made to hold in a shit at gunpoint for 5 weeks straight and it’s now clogging his neck.

שלמה לוי5

I thought that was Dana White at a glance. Are the two of them merging, or is there just a single look for “regressive, toxic charlatan”?

Achilles5

And the body's been dead for at least a couple days.

Brian Smith4

Joe Rogan will soon be apprehended by Dick Tracy.

Dan Seitz4

Did they engineer his shapewear out of 55 pound barrels, JFC.

Elsiemon4

They found him face down in an ice bath

Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr.4

That's an ill fitting human suit he's wearing there.

Wilder Newyear4

Joe Rogan here looks like a bad AI mock-up of what a combination of Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, and Curly-Joe Derita would look like.

Catherine Shaffer3

Is he one of the carnivore diet bros? They always have such pink faces.

Riq “S Dot”3

as someone that doesn’t frequent anything pertaining to him, I am stunned to see this is how he looks now. I genuinely thought you all were overdoing it before seeing this. My goodness. Is he…ok?

Bradley Keith3

He's the uncle who always hinted that he had connections with the mob until a couple of wiseguys curb stomped him, almost killing him.

Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]3

Matthew Gray Gubler found him in the back of an abandoned Gold's Gym, in a large oil drum labeled "man juices"

jeanjeanie.bsky.social2

Jesus. Jump scare. Dude looks like DeNiro as Al Capone in The Untouchables. Time has not been kind to this loser.

@Crowebarre2

Swole by bee sting is a horrible way to die.

Spot on. They say the camera adds 10 pounds. Exactly how many cameras were pointed at him.

Alison Purnell is chasing that PhD!2

He is doing an AMAZING sontaran costume.

BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧2

When a bartender sees a guy like this walk into their bar, they reflexively line up three shots of vodka, make eye contact with the bouncer, and wait for it to happen.

Luke2

His face is the makeup they put on actors when they turn into a vampire in Buffy

Dillon "Back to making games again"2

@dieworkwear.bsky.social, I'm looking forward to your takedown of this suit.

Beastcoaster🇺🇸🌹2

bro looks like a racist caricature of an ethnicity that doesn't exist

SweetJimmy (he/him)2

Look at this steroid infused turd and remember that he thinks the only way someone like Elliot Page can get abs is from surgery... He looks like a boil that's about ready...

SweetJimmy (he/him)2

Want to bet that tie hangs in his closet like that because this douche can't tie a tie?

thethinblackduke.bsky.social6

I’m curious to see what Joe Rogan says when people call him out for grinning like a damned idiot as Josh Hokit said Michelle Obama was a “man”.

the toasty with the mosty5

man looks like a herniated disc

Jill Weinberger13

While I'm on the topic (the topic being me being a joyless scold), it's possible &, in fact, good to call out the misogynoir & transphobia in "Michelle Obama's a man!" without calling Melania Trump a whore. She's a terrible person for what she's done since marrying Trump, not what she did before.