Chris Mason anchors BBC Downing Street coverage as PM's future awaited
Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country
out of the twenty-nine* reigning monarchs around the world when larry came to power, only twelve remain elizabeth ii and margrethe ii, europe's longest-reigning monarchs, failed to outlast larry the current pope is larry's third pope larry may actually be taking over the world
this is how i found out
Larry could probably run the UK better too, lol
There will be actual international mourning when Larry dies.
Is this how I'm learning the PM is retiring.
this is how i found out. can i get all my news from you from now on mr rumble tumble
I want you to know, this is how I found out Kier Starmer resigned.
Oh, so Kier finally took the walk off the pier? I get all my news from drift monarchs apparently.
I’m surprised we still haven’t appointed Larry as Prime Minster and King of the UK yet
Just about the only competent one at Downing Street all that time. ^_^
We should just make Larry the Prime Minister at this point.
cat king cat king cat king
Is this how I'm finding out Starmer official resigned lol
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlord
Always love any news about Larry. He's the best! 🥰
They used to call him Larry The Cat but they now call him the Cat King
Well at least he does his job which is to catch mice (and raise public morale)
Perhaps we should start calling him Lawrence. One should not become too casual with a cat of his station.
Larry the Downing Street cat is about to start co-governing with his 7th (SEVENTH!) prime minister. Some of them have been real doozies. Good luck, buddy.
It’s nice that the country has Larry to provide stability.
Why not just make Larry the next prime minister!
On the other hand wouldn’t we be lucky if we too could change our leader that easily. 🇺🇸
Maybe he actually is in charge.
Such a stressful job! Larry needs extra treats!
I don't think they can lose much by making him Prime Minister do you?
Larry is the longest-serving member of the British state. He’s even got the King beat!
"It's all good. I've got them all under control".
Would it not just make more sense to make Larry the PM at this point?!?
Larry will soon have the new PM in shape and will make sure they know who is in charge
That cat has seen some shit. Good luck indeed.
Love Larry He should meet @george-the-station-cat.bsky.social
All of them have been real doozies, mate!
It's time for people to put Larry where he belongs. In charge
I think Andy Burnham will be a cat person.
Hey Burnham Listen the fuck up and listen good! The nation in this political shit show only cares about the one and only important issue. Its not up for debate or discussion, but we all need to hear it & you need to sign a document stating and declaring it. You will look after the well being of
One Queen & currently a king. My, what a record!
Larry is the QEII of cats.
Are we going to need the lettuce again?
They say cats have 9 lives. Does this mean that Larry has 2 more PMs to see off??
They are going to run out of people soon
Oh god, I saw this and thought for a second he'd died. O.O
I hear he's very good at dispatching the rats.
Why don't you just let the cat be PM? He couldn't do a worst job than the first six did.
Tell Larry I said "pspsps"
They should just name Larry 'Prime Minister' already.
Why not a series based on Larry's inside track?
Till this👆🏾 post I thought the cat was just an AI meme 🤣 “Doozies” indeed! I’m still debating whether it’s worse to be outsmarted by a single cell organism, or have a head of lettuce out live one’s tenure as PM bsky.app/profile/numb...
They should hire the cat as PM.
Ya'll know that cats toy with their food, correct?
I don't know if anyone's suggested this yet, but "Larry" ought to "write" a tell-all book about what he's seen at Number 10. (I think I just made somebody rich!😉)
I love Larry. He can tell who was going to cool and who was a cunt
I'm sure Larry will get on famously with dog-lover Andy Burnham.
Thoughts and prayers pal. May this one love cats at least.
Larry will do a great job. 👏 🐈🐾
What’s Larry got that 6 PM hasn’t ?
He'd probably make a better PM than any of them
Have you tried Hugh Grant yet?
Poor Larry They should make him prime minister at this point
Poor Larry. Between Liz Truss and Boris Johnson, he’s seen some things 😵💫
They should just make the cat prime minister.
It least there is ONE sane mind in that house. Have fun, Larry!
Is that the same physical cat? After all 'Downing Street cat' is a job title which any moggy can do. Prime Minister is a job title which any human can do, any number of different people have held that title over the last 10 years but they've all been PM (or First Lord Of The Treasury)
Poor larry yet another dopey politician to break in.. he really does have it tough..
I guess BREXIT didn’t go so well.
Wow, many humans don't live long enough to have 7 consecutive cats!
There are no cats in the Epstein files.
Let's hope Farage never wins the election. We can't do that to Sir Larry.
Can’t wait for his book to come out!
Why don’t they just make Larry the Prime Minister
Larry will keep them in line, or see them swiftly dispatched
I could understand if Larry is having thoughts about coups & authoritarian rule. I genuinely had to paws... uh, pause and think hard before continuing on to say, "No, Larry, democracy has value. Persevere. Surely there's a leader in the making that you—" oh fuck it, I can't. Go for the coup, Larry.
Awe be fair he's been loyal and seen more than one rat go in and out of that door without trying to catch and kill them. WOULD HE WERE BIGGER
Can we just make Larry PM already? We know we can rely on Larry.
Larry should be the PM!
The incoming one is a fanboy and staunch supporter of genocide and ethnic cleansing. I guess Labour is aiming to shoot its own face off.
How conventient for political journalists, to all be gathered in Downing Street once more, so they can interview each other, to ask "how did this happen?", without ever acknowledging that, at least in part, they themselves are how this happened.
Them all standing talking about SKS successes, the ones they barely acknowledged while they were happening. God awful gossip mongers and drama queens.
Friend texting me BBC Helicopter shot of Euston Station awaiting the arrival of Sir Andrew Brylcreem causes me to feel strange urge to hurl myself through nearest plate glass window.
And now Farage is already on BBC News opening his gob about wanting an election. And those same journos will just LAP it up
I‘m German and got asked by a friend why Starmer had to go. I couldn‘t really explain it. Starmer isn‘t corrupt, hasn‘t had an affair, hasn‘t broken the law, hasn‘t ruined the economy, hasn‘t lied (not much, anyway). In the end I shrugged and said „Die spinnen, die Briten“, Asterix style.
It's all had a Lord of the flies vibe... deeply unpleasant. I hope Starmer can just take some time away from all this nonsense and spend time with his family and friends. The press will move on to devouring the next person who dares to think they might be able to make a difference
100%. “So Chris Mason, how do we find ourselves facing ANOTHER PM”? 🙄
Dreadful day for Labour. They will come to regret this. So many members furious with Streeting and Burnham, a coronation won't go well. He had a lot of friends who will be expecting a job. Leaving hundreds of MPs on the backbenches, who owe their jobs to Starmer, and will be furious with the chaos
Makes me quite nauseous-I’ve wasted an entire day off stomping about and swearing a bit 🙃
Reporters, staring at the rain and asking "where did the storm come from?" while holding the hose. They aren't reporting on a tragedy; they're reviewing a play they helped write, produce, and direct.
While flicking through the channels, I had the misfortune of landing on BBC2 to see the beaming face of Chris Mason. Says it all really. I moved on quickly.
Yes, they are. Screamed about the winter fuel payment. Most don’t need it. Screamed about a suit and glasses, after a PM looking like he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards. Went ballistic over Mandelson when he was a tactic for dealing with Trump. And they wonder where the hate came from 🤷♀️
They are vultures. Can’t stand any of them. As soon as it was finished I turned off the TV.
When are you going to resign prime minister? When are you going to resign prime minister?! When are you going to resign prime minister?!!! ARE YOU GOING TO RESIGN NOW PRIME MINISTER?!?!? Why do all these prime ministers keep resigning? Is it because Britain is ungovernable?
They’ve got a whole new set of stories now. What larks. .
The political ignorance and the lack of insight into what’s coming down the track is terrifying. If folk thought that the last two years were bad, we’ve seen nothing yet. IMHO Burnham, while a man of talent, offers nothing new, is less qualified for the top job. Farage must be gleeful.
And some, of whom I expected better, trying to gaslight public by insisting that it wasn’t down to them.That his own people decided he needed to go. And why exactly was that? Anything to do with 2 yrs of unrelenting, exceptionally nasty attacks influencing the public & therefore the polls & voting.
There's a shit-ton of journalists, especially political ones, who now see themselves as news-makers, instead of news reporters. In my mind, they all meet at their private members clubs to congratulate each other on their successes in ruining the political landscape, and fucking the people/country.
And so the wretched cycle begins again. So very tedious
They went for Raynor, got her out, Starmer and now they’ll go for Burnham. It’s all so depressingly predictable
Sam Coates Is driving me insane going on about the amount of PM's in the last 10 years. He is a vulture who lives off of it
Indeed. And Pippa's piece in the Guardian reads like "my part in his downfall." Me and @treborfirst.bsky.social are cheering ourselves up by creating Andy's fantasy cabinet....
Hmm, not really. Journalists are certainly guilty of giving Farage an easy time, but Starmer resigned because of a long list of policy mistakes that alienated Labour's core voters, culminating in local election catastrophe
If I were Starmer, I wouldn't have made the announcement until 10pm, let them all swelter for the day whilst I sipped something cool & refreshing in the garden, sending the occasional selfie saying 'still thinking about it!'. He's a far better person than me.
Collective pats on the back. While also strutting around trying to have p*ssing matches… “I did this”…”it was my scoop” …”my ‘unbiased’ analysis”. Meanwhile the right wing elite, Bannon, Putin et al….laughing their arses off…uk politics….all bought & paid for by foreign agitators & carpet baggers.
Nick Ferrari has spent 2 yrs hammering Starmer on a daily basis,this morning he was bemoaning to a govt minister that Starmer is popular with his listeners and why does he need to go.....
Burnham's upcoming battle isn't against Farage or Badenoch, but against the orchastrated right wing social media.
Sky News have called it a momentous day many times now. Can’t be that momentous if it’s happened 7 times in 10 years. No analysis why it’s happened. Continued harm done by Brexit never getting a mention.
You should add “with glee”.
I couldn't agree more. What were once well-respected journalists have become nothing more than gossip columnists.
O.G 'Spitting Image', late 80s - early 90s. Plus ça change...
Billionaires decide what the news is. BBC, Sky etc all hop aboard for the ride.
They are beyond a joke. Rigby and Sky news and Mason and BBC have been on Starmers case since about an hour after he was elected. Fucking parasites
Fucking vultures. No better than the bin-diving hacks and upskirting paparazzi.
I think ultimately that we, as modern humans, have lost the ability to focus and concentrate on anything for any len
The images of a helicopter following the progress of Burnham’s train have all the reassuring vibes of a helicopter following Sunak’s taxi & desk jockeys on FR24 following Priti Patel’s flight from Kenya to Obscurity Nonetheless, this should all go really well 🤔
We should take bets on how quickly the media will turn on the king of the north …
Whether Burnham does a good job or not, he will still have to deal with the same negative nonsense from our so called media, whose sole aim is to get Farage into government for clicks and shits.
The media wants Farage in no. 10, that is clear. But Starmer had a majority and 5 years. Instead of regulating the media, and compelling the BBC and Ofcom chiefs to appear before a select committee to explain themselves, he chose appeasement.
And in 24 hours they’ll start again. For them it’s a game - and politicians should have no truck with it. Labour is never going to get a positive reception from most of our press - whoever fronts the party. So if they start trying to get the party to play musical chairs, just tell them to sod off.
I was really hoping he would stall for a few days and watch the bastards roast in the heat.
And they’re also talking about the positive impact of Starmer and what he might be remembered for… First I’ve heard them say anything close to that?!
This happened because of the thirst of their overseas living owners to have Nigel Farage, elected as Prime Minister.
Since brexit the press needs constant drama.
Exactly this. Journalism these days has been infected by the same disease that politics has, but I can't tell who infected who?
I would like to know how much money was made on Polymarket after Trumps announcement yesterday predicting this.
Sickening - they’ll all saunter back to their air conditioned ivory towers to plot against the next one
* searches for meme of man in hot dog costume *
What has, I confess, mystified me somewhat is how cross they seem to have got, increasingly, as that for which they have pushed so hard has got closer. Like a dog that catches the truck and then starts growling at the world.
A Sky news helicopter was following Burnhams cab. I mean... seriously, WTF
Vance this morning on his “successful“ negotiations with Iran… “The process is like building a house and what we have done is built a framework for laying a foundation…” In other words, he has done nothing but tell a story about a house needing a foundation.
BBC currently tracking KotN in his taxi live. 🤷🏻♂️
Starmer reboots with dye job, black tee in plot to replace himself as prime minister www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
Stared at this for a bit before realizing they're supposed to be two different guys
Given the progression, the next incarnation is Henry Rollins
The Prime Minister regenerates almost as often as the Doctor these days.
ew it’s like a tech bro uniform I hate it
Ask this guy how well the Black T-shirt Gambit worked.
that’s not a prime minister, it’s the dad who brings snacks to field hockey games
Meet the new boss Same as the old boss
be careful Britain, in a consultant driven world a t-shirt on a president means wartime tough stuff
What unit is a 'truss'?
Out with the old; in with the old
I hear Chris Mason will be taking a few days off after wanking himself into a frenzy.
Getting rid of Burnham will now become his stretch target...
Yes I'm afraid he's overcum!
He looks so grey these days. Has he been sleeping in a coffin.
Quite literally, my wife said that she was surprised that he suddenly appeared on live TV this am, as she thought he would be doing exactly that somewhere!
Needs to be a warning on these posts. My lunch is in danger of coming back up! 😃
he’s working on his strategy to remove Burnham next
Thanks - I’m now trying to get that image erased from my head 😱
He was admitted to hospital at 9:46 this morning after passing out due to 90% of his bodies blood volume rushing to his penis during starmers announcement
I didn't realise he'd learned to wank. He is growing up quickly
Made me laugh out loud. Well played.
We go over live to ...
One hand on his and another on Nigel’s now that Labour have taken the limelight
That’s only because he’s run out of socks
Tennis elbow & Wimbledon's not even started.
Would be a shame if he pulls it right off and bleeds out…
Busy writing an article on how Starmer resigning and Burnham PM elect, is fantastic news for Saint Nigel and can only bring Farage a step closer to ultimate power.
Two senior BBC journalists posting a selfie as they wait in Downing Street for the prime minister to resign. This picture, and particularly the inane grins plastered across both their faces, illustrates a great deal about how broken political journalism in this country has become.
It really is The Price is Right to them. John Cole and John Sargeant truly were giants compared to the current lightweight showbiz merchants.
Yes. It's all a massive game for them. A contrast with Starmer's real dignity and upset. They're planning the same for Burnham now. BBC News is finished as any sort of objective authority.
I despise them all now, but I especially reserve my deepest levels of contempt for BBC journalists who’ve completely abandoned everything the BBC was meant to be. Particularly Mason and Kuenssberg.
Put the Today programme on this morning because of The Events. Every time he was on Chris Mason made it about himself. His wife's had to do the school run so he can wait outside Downing Street. He's been in this situation x times etc.
They're happy. They get paid a lot of money to help bring down a UK Prime Minister.
Mason honestly looks like the school spanner, about to be comprehensively wedgied. I need a fresh egg to perform a rite of summoning for Robin Day to rise, and pull them down to the dungeon dimensions for all eternity.
I do hate almost all political pundits. Creating work for themselves with endless fucking speculation and whispers from "a cabinet insider" until the headlines cause enough uncertainty to make something happen. Worse than gossip columnists.
Can't quite make out the MAGA branding, Chris. Just pull it down a bit (which will also hide your face)
They’re partly responsible for this debacle, along with Rigby, Reid, Peston and the right wing media…..they look like they’re having a jolly, their plans for a news frenzy realised.
Never mind Robin Day or Brian Walden. Eddie Mair or Louis Theroux would have these two for lunch.
If whoever ran the BBC was doing their job properly, these two prize muppets would be hauled in for a bollocking and if they left the office on a last warning they should regard themselves as lucky. Instead, the BBC will probably see this as "engaging" with viewers or some other cobblers.
💯 They are lightweights compared to their predecessors.
I don't associate a baseball cap with Mason. Baseball bat, yes.
Mason hiding his bald head the combover not doing its job anymore
What would Brian Redhead say?
the fact that Mason's RED BASEBALL CAP also looks like Jennings' school cap is also very on-brand
I think they've just been told that they've got a big bonus. Political journalism is not what they do, a pair of clowns.
Stupid pair. Ludovic Kennedy would have had them for breakfast.
Two 6th form newsletter level idiots that are a Hugh reason why the bbc needs it popularity testing by a funding model change. The bbc is not fit and well.
There's an incredible lack of humanity when it comes to politicians.
Mason was a sycophant to Boris Johnson and is an apologist for Farage. He’s not objective or even handed.
“Journalists”? Not by my definition. Disgusting.
It's so very cringe. Embarrassed for them.
They sum up exactly the depth the BBC has sank to, both wouldn't be out of place on a BBC regional station the worst part we pay their wages.
This makes me feel physically sick. Is every member of the press a sociopath? Is it now a required trait for the job. What absolutely repulsive people they are.
Mason's waiting for the Sunshine Coach.
Would you buy a used car from either of them? I wouldn't. Smug, shit-eating grins begging for a thorough shoeing.
Like a school trip for gimps.
Probably close to £1million of public funding for those two chuds.
Onanists. Of the highest order.
It's such a defining example of his failure. Had he arrived in Downing Street and immediately announced it as a moral imperative it would have won over much of PLP and voter coalition.
And the most mindbending thing is that *everyone knew and was saying from the moment he first junked the commitment in opposition* that there was no way a Labour government would be able to not do it given the strength of feeling within the party universally across factions. Completely pointless.
What’s more, it probably would have meant he had a bit more forgiveness for some of the other decisions the actual Labour vote base didn’t like, such as the immigration stuff (not that I think he should have done that!)
Quite but he outsourced his political thinking to people who did not understand who their voters actually were & could not accurately interpret their election win.
I am uncertain if it is a character flaw or his comparative political inexperience until late in life, but this is what characterised Starmer - the tone deafness on matters close to Labour hearts. That and the element of "I" in his leadership in place of "we" Perhaps it was both
The imperative was to soothe the markets. We are in a zero sum scenario with the interests of society in a loosing competition with the interests of capital. It will take an exceptional politician to rebalances things, or a war / depression, gulp.
In a nutshell: lack of political acumen.
I think it defines the reason for his failure. A lack of political nous. When everything is one disaster after another he was never able to read the room. But the vitriolic hatred of him is so bizarre!
Key point when pondering whether Starmer was actually better than perhaps we thought. Lost him so much goodwill within the party. WE scrapped the cap, not him.
That's what Burnham needs to do differently. He needs to come in with some big-seeming ideas and implement them asap, which yes not easy to do, but he has to be SEEN to be doing something. His honeymoon period is going to be very short.
"Andy Burnham is on his way to No. 10 Downing Street to fulfill his Midsummer destiny..."
"Andy Burnham is on his way to Downing Street to fulfill his Midsummer destiny..."
Burn Him they say, no I clearly said Burnham .
You are the fool, Mr. Starmer. Punch, one of the great fool-victims of history. For you have accepted the role of king for a day. And who but a fool would do that?
I think they should reconfigure the 10 Downing Street lectern into a Segway. After the resignation speech, the PM can make a smooth transition out the gates and all the way home to their constituency. Maybe that's what Johnson meant when he said 'Them's the brakes'. He was asking about the controls.
From the look of it, they do at least get to keep the lectern.
It makes me think one of the only growth industries in the UK is in lectern manufacturing.
I like the way they all have a different lectern design. Like Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver.
the liz lectern, because she screwed the country
The end of every PM's resignation speech.....
I'm not sure it was totally intentional, but James Landale just wished death on Larry the Cat in a BBC News package, saying many hoped that "this longstanding Downing Street resident" didn't see off another prime minister. Only one way that happens, James!
(Larry would be old enough to vote, were he not a cat. Even without the government's reforms to reduce the voting age.)
James Landale is now my mortal enemy. Whoever he is
Just keep Kier away from the cat for the next few weeks, we dont want him to try to add to his legacy...
Honest Q: How old is Larry the Cat nowadays?
It must be a bank holiday.
It's genuinely my great claim to fame in my family that I have pet Larry.
I imagine there would be a constitutional crisis if a PM with a cat allergy were elected.
"If Downing Street does fall into the hands of Nigel Farage and his fellow travellers on the far-right, then the truth is that Starmer and his own moral failures will have played a significant role in that fall." ✍️ @adambienkov.bsky.social bylinetimes.com/2026/06/22/k...
Whilst he's played a part, the tories, Boris Johnson, tory-suporting press, and a media that chases reaction and engagement by constantly platforming farage all sit much much higher up the blame list
Don't be ridicoulous.The far right press have orchestrated all of this because they want Nigel in No 10.
Journalists have been helping Farage for years.
And this is why despite having a digital subscription I haven't bothered reading the last 2 editions. Starmer is absolutely not perfect but it's outrageous to accuse him of lacking morals.
A reason for Starmer's failure is that he wasn't on the TV every other day boasting about his achievements. Like John Major and Rishi Sunak, he was more of a 'getting on with business' PM. To succeed these days, people need to be told things, even if it is BS. Works for Trump and Farage.
Bollox, I see you’re already trying to shift blame. They were so shit scared of Starmer, they spread disinformation and then played on that fragile ego of Burnham
💯 Starmer’s disgraceful characterisation of 2020 Labour as “morally bankrupt” is just the last of many actions that utterly belie his much-trumpeted “decency.”
Huh? - the ‘real moral bankruptcy’ is Starmer ?!? What nonsense. So tired of the left being blamed for fascism instead of the actual fascists and the fascistic voters who vote for them.
If this happens you will be morally responsible What a disgusting comment! I expected better from you.
This is pure and utter bull, the man was hounded and if it will be anyone's fault it will be the media.
It's not a moral failure when you are unwaveringly true to your core beliefs. Of course, Starmer's core beliefs are in the superiority of the billionaire class, the absolute necessity of pandering to far-right populism, and a loathing of unions, immigrants, and indeed all marginalized people.