Fashion thread coins 'threatened anteater' to describe Stephen Miller
This is especially true if a man is built like a threatened anteater. Miller has relatively narrow shoulders and wide hips, which means there's not much shape through the torso.
When companies sell these soft coats to you, they deliberately put them on men with very broad shoulders, so the body underneath does much of the work that tailoring, haircloth, and padding would otherwise perform. Great on models, but on other men, silhouette looks limp and sad.
This thread informs while mocking SM. Most of us cannot hope to attain this level of artistry. My hat, if I had one, is off to you, sir.
This is like PBS meets a Comedy Central roast. I love these threads of yours, pun intended.
"...curved like a rainbow" omg this is fantastic
"This is not meant to body shame" Also "Stephen Miller is built like an anteater doing a T-pose."
"Built like a threatened anteater" is one of the best comparisons I've ever read.
Even as a jeans and t-shirts dork, I love Derek's threads so much.
"...this thread is not meant to body shame"
Whole A+ thread, but especially:
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
She let these two niggas hit and she built like a bookmark bruh. YIKES.
🤣 Simply standing up straight would help him significantly in the matter of wearing clothes well. People who hate themselves do not do this, I have found.
I let my guard down and started to sip a drink while reading this thread. I nearly choked at this post. Been laughing for two minutes
It’s a very informative menswear thread, but this bit sent me
Genuinely didn’t know anteaters t-pose when frightened. (Also the thread is Derek’s usual level of interesting thread on men’s fashion.)
laughing - such a fun thread!