Millie Bobby Brown says she was a closeted soldier in a past life

Happy American Independence Day from Entertainment Weekly and Millie Bobby Brown.

leaving me in a room with an open bag of peanut m&ms is like handing millie bobby brown the keys to a mazda miata in the middle of weho pride

"A closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life" sounds like how the vampire Lestat would insultingly describe Markwayne Mullin

Millie Bobby Brown reveals that she auditioned for the role of X-23/Laura in ‘LOGAN’ “I screentested with Hugh Jackman when I was like, 11 or 12 … I felt like I probably didn't get it, because I think there was someone else that was better.”  (via ew.com/millie-bobby...)

crying and wailing about how i accidentally murdered gay millie bobby brown until my regression therapist admits it's all bullshit

OK, so this is embarrassing, but in a past life I killed that same soldier, but in my defense he was massacring a convent full of nuns.

I wrote about the first lady of Netflix and whether the streaming giant can help Millie Bobby Brown move into an adult acting career.

Bobby Millie Brown would be a good name for this kind of dude. So that’s cool, she’s already got the names, just have to rearrange em a bit

One moment, I'm setting up my crystals in a protective field because Millie Bobby Brown's aura needs to be checked before she possesses my dog.

I love Millie Bobby Brown as an actress, but I am glad that Dafne Keen landed the role, especially with the raw intensity she brought to it. Actually, it is great that both of them both made a name for themselves around the same time, showing their impressive acting range at such a young age.

Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life

Millie Bobby Brown says she deleted social media in 2021 and has “never looked back.” “I hired someone, for my mental health, to take care of it. I still write the captions for my posts... I just don’t want to see what people have to say about me, because, honestly, it doesn’t matter anymore.”

The quotes in the article sound much less absurd than the headline, IMO. Millie says she has a birthmark on her spine, and since some say birthmarks show how you died in a past life she imagines she was stabbed with a sword, and she hopes that she was a gay soldier. EW is playing it up for clicks.

Also, I meant, “I was Patroclus in a past life” is such a normal thing for someone who believes in past life’s to say ;) (I know the notion of closeted doesn’t apply and I know he was killed with a spear)

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