Millie Bobby Brown says she was a closeted soldier in a past life

Millie Bobby Brown: Good night, love. Jon Bon Jovi's son: Good night. *they turn off their lights; Millie's light turns back on* MBB: Do you ever think that I might have been a closeted gay soldier who was slain by a sword to the spine in a past life? JBJS: Sure? MBB: Great. Thanks, babe. Love you.

holy shit, one of my friends has claimed for YEARS that in a past life he killed a closeted gay soldier with a sword to the spine. like wtf?? do you think...

"A closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life" sounds like how the vampire Lestat would insultingly describe Markwayne Mullin

crying and wailing about how i accidentally murdered gay millie bobby brown until my regression therapist admits it's all bullshit

OK, so this is embarrassing, but in a past life I killed that same soldier, but in my defense he was massacring a convent full of nuns.

The quotes in the article sound much less absurd than the headline, IMO. Millie says she has a birthmark on her spine, and since some say birthmarks show how you died in a past life she imagines she was stabbed with a sword, and she hopes that she was a gay soldier. EW is playing it up for clicks.

Bobby Millie Brown would be a good name for this kind of dude. So that’s cool, she’s already got the names, just have to rearrange em a bit

Tate Mcrae VS Millie Bobby Brown Who are u choosing & why hehe

guy who misreads the "killed in a past life" part as being allegorical and thinks everyone's mad at her for being a trans woman who served

My fave celebrity past life story is when Toyah Wilcox gave an impressively accurate account (under hypnosis) of being a 15th century anchoress only for it to later be revealed that she’d previously starred in a period drama movie called The Anchoress

One moment, I'm setting up my crystals in a protective field because Millie Bobby Brown's aura needs to be checked before she possesses my dog.

This is even more amusing to me if I imagine them referring to each other as "Millie Bobby Brown" and "Jon Bon Jovi's Son".

sorry everyone, it's me, I'm the one who killed past-life closeted gay soldier Millie Bobby Brown with a sword to the spine

I gotta be honest, I don't know who millie bobby brown is or why anyone would care that she said she was a closeted gay soldier in a past life

Oh nooo what if I slayed a closeted gay soldier in my past life and that's why everything is like this? The karma???