Benjamin Franklin quotes resurface in July 4 reflections
I don't give a single shit what any of the Founding Fathers would've thought about the modern world, but I would love to see what Benjamin Franklin would've done with a Twitter account.
If I could bring any Founding Father forward in time it’d be B. Franks. Guarantee he’d be looking for strip clubs, trying every drug possible, and scrolling endlessly while talking about the Philly Naked Bike Ride.
Horny on main without a doubt
His liked posts would be CRAZY
guy was already known for waking up in the middle of the night to write weird shit, he’d be an all-timer for sure
Ben Franklin with a posting account would be alternating between thirsty replies to porn bots and quote tweeting Adams to just drag him like a tired toddler
I’d like to see Thomas paine’s account.
The only founding father who would be able to adapt seamlessly to modern society is Benjamin Franklin and it’s because he’d be drunkest
Drunk Ben Franklin staggering around Philadelphia, pointing at everything he sees and slurring "I thought of that first"
He'd be enthralled by all the available pornography
Look as long as there were still women to sleep with, I doubt that man would care about anything else.
Until he sees somebody he thinks is German, that is. Even then, he'd just get a little bit more schwasted and brag about everything in Philly.