Erling Haaland scores twice, Norway beats Brazil 2-1 to reach World Cup quarters
Erling Haaland is so fun to watch. Norway leads Brazil 2-0 now and is almost certainly going through.
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁38The header was perfection. The bullet from his left foot? Fucking incredible
laart2030I agree, he is FANTASTIC. You cannot afford to make mistakes against him, and Brazil made too many mistakes today. Well, done Erling Haaland, well done Norway.!!
Nick Carlson #NoKings! #SayTheirNames25That ain't Erling Haaland. It's Thor Odinson.
St Rogers20FIFA called and said give Brazil another PK and a few extra minutes, but it didn't help.
Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙18Viking Row on the Vinne! 🇳🇴
Netty Bo Betty17I can’t believe this is his first ever World Cup and he has 6 goals and has secured Norway a spot in the Quarter finals of the World Cup Haaland is INCREDIBLE ⚽️❤️
Norway deserved that, thought Martin Odegaard was good tonight, and Erling Haaland is just kinda ridiculous. Brazil were just completely mediocre. That late penalty was bullshit. Our Gabriels can go and get some holidays now.
Fredrik8Wild to take off Martinelli (MOTM for Brazil up to that point?) for Neymar.
Andrew Clarke5Love that Neymar insisted on making it all about him, even with a minute left on his country’s World Cup.
🇨🇦🇲🇽 🇺🇦 RaDaRiUsA 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦5How much was the referee paid to get a Brazil won against Norway? He tried so hard to change the outcome in added time that it sullied a good game. All leaders of participating countries should call FIFA to appeal all red cards issued hereon. If Trump can do it, so can others.
Matt Browner Hamlin4Not sure how you can call that late penalty bullshit but think the Balogun red was right Andrew. You should be like me & think the Balogun one was bullshit and an elbow to the face is an obvious penalty 😉
rekyht.bsky.social4Didn’t love seeing big Gabi having words with Odegaard in that scuffle near the end
Michael Pacholek3Fair statement, but don't expect me to start liking Haaland. He's a Man City villain first and a World Cup hero second.
Norway has knocked five-time champions Brazil out of the World Cup with two late goals from Erling Haaland and will advance to the quarterfinals for the first time in history. https://cnn.it/4vN1ZKP
Stephanie Shultz8I’ve loved Haaland for like 5 days now
Snuskebill5Norwegian unbeaten streak vs Brasil continues.
pennadem.bsky.social4Congratulations, Norway! Great game! Great players! Great win! Rooted for you all the way!
Justin2Beat Brazil at WC Top of the Winter Olympics table Population: 5.5 million
Erling Haaland has scored seven World Cup goals since becoming a Huge Caniac
Jared, Excited Comic Guy13Noted Huge Caniac Erling Haaland making it to the quarters is the most incredible story here.
KP 🏆🏆5He does admittedly look better in red-and-white than sky blue
Terence4Probably the only person on the planet to gain super powers from eating at Yum-Yums. #GSO
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)2@wademinter.com is this your doing?
HOLY COW, NORWAY! Brace for the Viking beast (friendly giant) Erling Haaland! Fantastic saves from the Norwegian keeper Nyland! Outplayed Brazil in a great game! Skill, class, no flopping, all fun. Congrats on heading to their FIRST quarters to my Oslo friends like @oslourban.bsky.social! #WorldCup
Brent Toderian35Is there any team at the #WorldCup more fun than Norway? #VikingRow #Norway
Jawn Claude Van Damme2The no flopping is a good point. I didn’t realize it until you said it, but there was almost none of that in this one
Dawn Alene1I didn’t know if I’d be able to watch with a migraine. Totally worth it!
Not everyone is oafish enough to compare Erling Haaland to Josh Allen but I am
AngryNap2He comes from the land of ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
vikings3000.bsky.social1Pretty sure Josh Allen would not have been this clutch.
Lex Joy1They keep calling him Terminator, but really he looks like that one terrorist from Die Hard whose brother bites it early on.
🦅 Dan 🦅1Reminds me of 90s Shaq
Erling Haaland could score a header with a grand piano
Brian Phillips26Just catapult a Bösendorfer somewhere into the area and the next thing you're going to see, after a flash of blond hair, is the piano lodged in the net with the goalkeeper's feet sticking out from under it
tom rawls1or he could just kick it in
mike taddow5it’s in our family dna, tbh
In another sign that Threads is the most insane social media site, they're all getting out the calipers to talk about Erling Haaland because they've apparently only just now discovered what Scandinavians look like
Marble Liberal67--europe trying desperately to figure out what swedes are, 1628 or so
mallow21gotta say, as an individual of Striking Genes, (distressingly pale skintone and bright green eyes) it doesn't feel good that i've had to think more about this in the last couple years than the rest of my lifetime combined. can really *feel* the race science entering people's minds in real time
Jason S16Threads is bad for the existence of the universe.
mrsomerton11not even allowed to have a rectangular head in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters
