Adam Sandler officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's MSG wedding
She was held in the detention centre that was owned by Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s wedding guest.
Denver Lorenzo59Shame on all of the wedding guests for breaking bread with him. They’re all culpable. One nazi at a table with 9 other people equals 10 nazis. Know who you call friend because you too could be a nazi.
ladyracer71.bsky.social16INVESTIGATE ICE---& ALL OF THEIR AGENTS---AMERICANS SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUE THE AGENTS INDIVIDUALLY FOR VIOLATING OUR HUMAN RIGHTS & THEIR OATH TO OUR CONSTITUTION
Bert in Colorado13I can’t imagine them having done background checks on all their guests leading up to the wedding. That’s something republicans would do.
Louise12I am sad that this bum was invited to that wedding. Not a big fan but thought they actually cared about what they did.
Ghost of Lepa Radić12Just a reminder: there are no good billionaires.
Zora N8No God-fearing person would ever put a nun in a holding facility. There is no bottom.
Everybody: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce should use their fame and influence to speak out on behalf of the marginalized and oppressed! Swift and Kelce: *invite ICE contractor Steven Demetriou to their wedding* Everybody: What the fu..?
nursebarbara.bsky.social104That's been corrected. Apparently there's a second Steve Demetrio. It was not the one heading armitus.
Be_three60Who could have guessed that a billionaire isn't actually a good person? Eat the rich
90’s Deadhead34If there’s 7000 people at a wedding reception and one Nazi shows up without any pushback, there are 7001 Nazis at the wedding reception
just sarah💙29Some clarity: Demetrius was the father of Travis's childhood's best buddy
Tia29Truth: Steven Demetriou SR. is the adoptive father of Reggie King, and Steven Demetriou Jr. is Reggie King's brother via adoption. Both Steven Jr and Reggie are lifelong friends of Travis. There is confusion around which Steven attended or if both did. (See 50501 retraction of it being Sr.)
Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau24Whaaaat? Shitty rich people…. Are friends with shitty rich people???
Donisa Pedo5Dear Tay and Trav, despite popular opinion, there were NO GOOD NAZIS.
Mich2Cali • 🏳️🌈2World’s Biggest Pop Star™️ and the dude she’ll eventually divorce in 3-5 years when she gets bored and wants to move onto one of her exes’ [for more material], invited ice contractor steven demetriou to the spectacle at MSG that was their wedding. It’s something a typical billionaire would do.
i saw that adam sandler officiated taylor swift's wedding and that is really all i need to know. you can be a billionaire and still get married in an ugly sports arena to a stinky football player with happy gilmore on the mic. women have to stop marrying men.
Aunt Fancy5Imagine how very beautiful the wedding of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss could've been! Like not in an emotional way even, just two hotties with relatively good taste putting together a very aesthetically pleasing event.
r #FreeŁink2the groom literally inviting an ice agent is too on the nose
OkayishAF2I… oh wow. Billionaires really are just a waste of space huh.
Susan- completely unendearing- Lee1I was mystified by their choices. They actually raffled prizes too. Wtf?
LoLo&NikoNiko1Ikr? A parade of vacuousness. And the entire internet is dying to know every detail. 😏 They ate chicken nuggets with all the fancy dips, then listened to Sandler tell fart jokes. Ugh, this world.
ok there's something genuinely funny about inviting everyone in hollywood (except blake lively) to your wedding and then making them sit there while you do your twenty minute vows EACH
amy brown147can you imagine if you were at a wedding and the bride said "now i am going to sing my twenty minute vows"
Daniel Radosh17Even better, she dropped a second surprise set of vows four hours later!
Elu17It's even funnier to me when I remember Adam Sandler would have been standing there, waiting for 40 minutes
Heat kills more Americans than all other disasters combined8Travis is actually Andy Dwyer from Parks & Rec
✨ Sparkle Monica ✨5BLAKE LIVELY WAS NOT INVITED?!
Rsquared520 minutes each? How much shit did they need to promise to each other? "In sickness, including but not limited to...."
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace39the more I find out about taylor swift's wedding the funnier it is, levels of camp only achievable with unlimited budget, total sincerity, and no self-awareness I love it so much
Lindsay Fickas31If you invite me to your wedding and the vows last 20 minutes each, I should be able to sue you and/or name your firstborn
Call Me The Brie-ze23Every new fact I learn about this wedding makes me think a little bit more that there’s a certain level of tackiness and awkwardness that even being a billionaire can’t paper over
Big Iron14I have to believe this was some kind of humiliation ritual.
Daniel Radosh13My strong suspicion is that their vows were not actually 20 minutes each... but felt like it
Sarah Kelly9This is very funny but it makes me uncomfy when people are like “I predict a divorce in [short amount of time]” like I’m a born hater but that’s so sinister
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit9Vows that last twenty minutes each sound functionally indistinguishable from an infernal contract. That's the sort of thing you'd swear several thousand years ago that'd blow up in horrifying ways because you didn't take it seriously
leah.8‘the “love story” singer is said to have sung parts of hers’ is genuinely taking me out. why would you do that 🗿
Becca7Blake Lively might feel like a loser right now but I have a feeling she was the actual winner that night not having to sit through this Andy Bernard ass wedding
TJGator6I’d be crying tears of joy too if my household was suddenly worth like 1.1 billion, and my end of it was the .1
Watching fellow middle-aged women have weird AF parasocial relationships w/ Taylor Swift as they tell me we can't judge her silence on Gaza. She had Adam Sandler (a vocal Zionist) officiate her wedding spectacle. The elites only have solidarity w/ elites. Stop simping for your oppressors.
Andi the butch abolitionist (she/he/they)7Not to mention Steven Demetriou was a guest at her wedding — the Executive Chair of Amentum Holdings, a government contractor company that recently secured a contract to operate Camp East Montana (an ICE detention facility)
From the Year of our Lore 1973 {so put on your old fur coat}1this is what i'm screamin'! say what u want about the epstein class but goddammit they have solidarity
It’s easy to imagine Swift going feral as she brainstormed all the ways she could bend the world’s most famous arena to her local prom queen sensibilities. Yet, there was something joyful about watching the most famous woman alive so unapologetic in her corniness and throwing a giant-ass party.
Austin Swafford10Doesn’t need defense. It’s her wedding. She can do what she wants. None of y’all had to defend any of your decisions to the world.
Weshlovrcm6A wedding is a personal choice for the couple. Do what you want at your wedding.
dacotahbill.bsky.social6Her wedding, her rules. That’s not that difficult to understand. Like John Prine said I ain’t hurtin nobody ain’t hurtin no one.
MissAmynae5"The wedding was charming, if a little gauche." It was also Travis's wedding. Let's not exclude the groom's affinity for delightful cornball frivolity. :-)
Ruby’s Mom (she/her)3If I were rich, I would absolutely throw a huge-ass party & invite all my friends, acquaintances & a few people I’m not all that fond of. There would be live music, taco trucks, booze slushies & mochas. Maybe a bouncy house or sumo pit. Costume optional.
mimi-31.bsky.social3Good Lord! Is it really that difficult to just be happy for other people now?!
last year on july 17th, taylor nation celebrated 13,000 days of taylor swift being alive this year on july 17th, taylor and travis will be able to celebrate a fortnight of being married in 2024, july 17th marked superstar and invisible string being played for the only time in the acoustic set
violet 💜🥨10swift lore has 8/17/2024 as the day jack was on marc maron's podcast discussing his appreciation for working with women of a certain sexual proclivity lmao... that's wrong. it was actually 2014, and maybe july 16th idk
Jayde7Also @scoopofsherbet.bsky.social caught that 2/14 (Valentine's Day) is 7/17 on the TN timeline, which is also a fortnight after the start of "endless February"
somesmalltowngirl4And it’s 10 years of snakegate!! 🗣️
redwood tree 🏕️ (summer camp version)42 days after beautiful eyes hmmm 🧡💛
souperman 🦸🍲37/17 is also her home area code in PA, and Gelsenkirchen started the yellow brick road home on IG…
