Nigel Farage resigns as Clacton MP, vows to stand in by‑election
Nigel Farage vs "the establishment" He went to private school, worked as a stockbroker, has been a professional politician for 31 years, has his own TV show, is a brand ambassador for gold, is mates with POTUS, accepted a secret £5m gift, and owns five houses bought outright with cash What a rebel
He banks with Coutts ffs.
Looks like it may be Farage vs Binface 😄
Shows how desperate people are for a new Robin Hood that they’ll talk themselves into believing the Sheriff of Nottingham is good enough 😏
Rage Inside The Machine 😆
Don't forget that he incited riots based on things his woman trafficking rape buddy Tate told him.
It annoys be when people say he'd be a good fella to go down the pub with because I know his sort and I bet he'd always leave before it was his round.
EXC - The £5m gift to Nigel Farage by a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it may have been laundered money, the Guardian can reveal. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
crypto IS money laundering FFS lol
It is days like these which make me glad of my subscription to The Guardian. It’s just a shame that all the other national dailies have only just started holding Farage to account. It is two decades too late.
Was this all while Farage was still banking at Coutts?
Imagine being in a situation where the bankers are the good guys…
Was this why Coutts closed his accounts?
The more stories come out like this even Farage might think twice before standing in a by-election he just caused for himself. Great reporting.
It's going to be an interesting by-election campaign!
We need to remember what a ‘cryptocurrency tycoon’ is likely to be. How can you make money with crypto?
It was so much simpler when you could just bribe voters with half a pound of free sausages.
A short thread on SARs and Farage. In simple terms, banks are required to monitor transactions for money laundering purposes and report any suspicious activity (SAR) to the National Crime Agency (NCA). Suspicious does not = criminal, just issues of concern, for example being unable to /1
Remrmber when Farage picked a fight with Coutts. What was that about really?
I'm not in the UK. This is the Nigel Farage that resigned as an MP earlier today, correct?
I‘m not sure it‘s possible to be a crypto-billionaire without your money being the proceeds of crime, that’s most of the point of crypto. It would be more remarkable if money ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶ donated by a crypto-billionaire were not laundered.
Farage probably hoped calling a byelection and thereby halting his investigation would allow time to change the narrative, but all that doesn’t apply when its the NCA, consequences Nige, and about bloody time. #5MillNige #Farage #NigelFarage #Reform #Clacton
Rachel Reeves apparently has the right to refuse to accept Farage's "resignation" by *not* appointing him to the Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds. She should postpone that appointment until after all relevant investigations have been completed - both this one and the Standards Commissioner's.
Can’t help remembering the furore when Coutts wanted to decline Farage as a customer.
Robert Jenrick has a meltdown on #C4News He refuses to accept that there are parliamentary rules that Nigel Farage may have broken And insists the only people who can judge Nigel Farage are the people of Clacton 😅 - Whatever you do, please don't share this humiliating clip
Richard Tice not faring much better this evening.
All performative with Jenrick. He’s desperate for Fagash to go - I wouldn’t be surprised if he hasn’t been behind some of the leaks
Unbelievable that a former Tory and former government minister and a privately educated former City worker who has been in politics for decades can claim that they are not part of the 'establishment' 🤔
There's something about Jenrick that reminds me of this classic Jeffrey Archer clip - defensive, rude, arrogant, smug... www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCv-...
No mate - it’s the law - applies to everyone- including Clacton
Same language as Trump and Le Pen
Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't laugh at the demise of Jenrick's political gambit... playing out here in real time
Reminded of that Stewart Lee quip about (Richard Hammond I think?) a cowardly man trapped between two types of cowardice. In this case, fear of appearing disloyal to another party leader, and fear of damaging his own prospects by getting having to defend something that clearly stinks from a mile off
Please don’t share Farrukh’s clip of Jenrick shitting the bed, and then proceeding to shit the entire bedroom.
Trouble is when you’re talking complete and utter bollox with not a ion of truth involved it’s so easy to just churn it out and make yourself look desperate.. Even when you’re a seasoned bullshitter like Jenrick
Jenrick slides further than the greasy pole.
I knew he was a shit, but fuck me gently this is hilarious. Imagine if it was #ChrisMason. He’d be nodding along sagely
Ha! This is some pathetic shit. Jenrick gave up every shred of credibility to defend Daddy.
If I'd been standing there with that microphone I'd have had to physically fight with myself not to bop the little twat on the head. Several times. #RobertJenrick
this disgusting man was in government, exercising power over vulnerable people and now arguing for a mobocracy
We’re going to see more of this nonsense - the argument, virtually explicit here, that democracy = voting and nothing more. Jenrick is a Cambridge-educated ex-lawyer. He’s not an idiot. He’s a sophisticated thinker. But he pretends not to be because he’s a devious, calculating, opportunistic cynic.
Nigel Farage £5 million 'gift' from a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it was money laundering. The whistleblowers alerted the NCA as they were "not satisfied they could trace the ultimate origin of the funds."
Farage announced the by-election within an hour of the deadline he was given by the Guardian for responding to the story
Perhaps we can now see why Farage wants to abolish the FCA.
Wasn't the advice in George's money laundering book to hide the dirty money in offshore accounts and then it'll come back into the country "clean"? That £5m gift could well have been Nigel's own money recycled via Christopher Harborne.
Wow, now this is proper journalism, bravo.
I wonder how near this is to when Coutts closed his account.
And it was almost one year after being debanked by Coutts. So who raised the SAR? 👀
There it is. Now the story of Farage’s bank account being closed starts to make a lot more sense…. What else was going on with his finances?
I can't believe someone would use cryptocurrency for crimes
Oo remembers when Farage getting debanked was a scandal
*Roobarb and Custard theme plays*
Isn’t like 95% of crypto laundered money? Also, his guy with the reform business cards who has nothing to do with reform literally did time for financial crimes in the US? There’s definitely money in this that isn’t clean for any steely-nerved detective.
Another Reform candidate running into trouble - do they do any vetting?
This is what was about to break, this is effectively the ticket he’ll be running on. And he’s only triggering the by-election now because doing *anything* is better than waiting for justice to roll over him. Maybe it creates a chance of escape? But it’s still desperation and should be read as such.
OMG woke lefty bankers! When will poor Farage catch a break?
Remember then Farage had his account closed down and he went on a victimhood vendetta and got the boss of Coutts to resign? If you ran a bank, would you want his dirty money passing through it!?
Coutts might have been entirely accurate in their assessment of Farage
The question for Nigel Farage now is whether it's less embarrassing to un-resign and claim that was an establishment stitchup, or to spend a month competing with a bin. Neither is exactly a *great* option. Neither solves his ongoing scandals. And it's a mess entirely of his own making.
It’s got the same vibe as a child having such a meltdown that they shit themselves in the process.
Look it won’t happen, but wouldn’t it be the most gloriously British thing to ever happen for Farage to lose to a man dressed as a giant bin, claiming to be an alien. Outside the money laundering corruption with Farage, there is a Quixotic glory to cherish with Binface as his only opponent.
A month competing with a bin in which the media will chase him round the constituency asking him about the dodgy money and why his aide calls him Daddy. It's not exactly sticking it to the establishment.
Is there genuinely no one but Binface lining up? Because I, and thousands like me are prepared to converge on Clacton every single day for the next few months to campaign for the bravest, most principled and talented anti-establishment figure I know. And his name does not rhyme with garage.
Never has 'play stupid games, win stupid prizes' been more apt
The man made the claim that he's the most attacked politician whilst being visibly alive within recent memory of two MPs having been murdered. It's safe to say that Nigel Farage is incapable of shame nor embassment.
“Spend a month campaigning with a bin” God bless you British politics
I think commentators, media and, indeed, even me at times assuming Farage's longevity in British politics was down to any political skill might have been overstated.
And I love this for him.
Has anyone checked to see if Your Party are running? Or Dubai and Moscow’s own George Galloway?
Hang on,the real question, is which night is bin night?
Good summary of the corner Farage just painted himself into with his own stunt 😂👇
Britain *can* be fun sometimes. 🍿
It'll be him not standing, then everyone saying they are standing cos hes not standing, then him standing because they are standing , and them not standing because he is and him not standing because the arent and then everyone else standing and... until the SUN BURNS OUT
Ed Davey is right here. Farage can’t be allowed to run in a by election. He can resign, but he should not be allowed to run, pending outcome of investigation into his corruption. #Farage #Clacton
Letting him fight a byelection, that he's forced the state to waste money on, getting angry against only Count Binface, stuck in Clacton again, while everyone else gets on with government & the investigation continues, & the press gets reason to investigate more every day, it's not a bad outcome.
I agree. If Farage wants to stand as a candidate the investigation must conclude first.
A separate investigation by the serious crime office should look into Farages links to Russia, especially considering that he said ‘word for word’ what Nathan Gill is currently serving ten years for. Lance the boil now.
It shouldn't ever be possible to resign as MP to trigger a by-election and then run as a candidate. Should have to wait for the next one. What a potentially massive waste of money.
Absolutely correct, complete the investigation. When he is found guilty, disallow him from running for public office. Then run a by-election
Just seen the good people of Clacton on #skynews yeah they are gonna vote for him again what a bunch of ignorant fucks he hasn't been there once since taken office and they don't care
A timely reminder Nigel Farage wants to - leave the ECHR - repeal the Equality Act - Strip back workers rights - Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts - repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions” PLEASE DON’T FALL FOR IT youtu.be/KxOQRt8PQys?...
Someone please keep looking for the evidence that will put him in a criminal court & then locked up for the rest of his life.
Now that Fromage is toast, Labour can stop pandering to boneheads on all of those issues
#Farage and #ReformUK ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT....the worst, corrupt, 1% backed faction of it... #ComeOnClacton SHOW THIS TREACHEROUS TROLL WE WANT NOR NEED ANY OF HIS DIVISIVE HATEFUL HORSESHIT!! FOR REAL HOPE and REAL CHANGE ... #VoteGreen #NEVERNigel #NEVERReformUK
It’s not good and Farage continues down this destructive path….. but then he was paid for his “allegiance” to whomever. But none to the UK with honesty, dignity, ethics and humanity! Sad man👎🏼
Binface can put out a manifesto that directly highlights all of these things that “man of the people” Faridge doesn’t want the people to be aware of
Perhaps so could fund Led by Donkeys billboards all over Clacton
Commenting on Nigel Farage’s resignation today, TUC General Secretary Paul Nowak said: “Let’s call this Nigel Farage announcement out for what it is – a cynical political stunt to distract from his dodgy dealings with crypto crooks and super rich aristocrats."
TUC: "Whether it’s multi-million pound bungs, luxurious houses, or fully funded apparatchiks, Reform’s undeclared cronyism stinks... "This is straight out of the Trumpian playbook - attacking the media and anyone daring to ask legitimate questions about his finances...Britain deserves better."
Nowak saying it like it is. I am so pleased to see the main parties saying they won’t stand a candidate and play Farage’s silly ego-trip game. I haven’t yet seen if Greens say if they will/won’t boycott. They should as this needs to be above individual party politics.
No longer protected by Parliamentary privilege. @thetimes.com bsky.app/profile/russ...
#Farage and #ReformUK ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT....the worst, corrupt, 1% backed faction of it... #ComeOnClacton SHOW THIS TREACHEROUS TROLL WE WANT NOR NEED ANY OF HIS DIVISIVE HATEFUL HORSESHIT!! FOR REAL HOPE and REAL CHANGE ... #VoteGreen (In a real election) #NEVERNigel #NEVERReformUK
He’s not wrong is he
NEW: The Greens won’t stand in Clacton either. That’s a clean sweep. It’s essentially Nigel Farage versus a bin.
This now looks like something of a political joke. Farage will claim it’s his stand against the establishment, but when the so-called establishment isn’t fighting back, it looks a bit like screaming into the abyss.
Im looking forward to the televised debates when a bin says he wants to bring back Ceefex and Farage calls the bin “the establishment” This is pure Monty Python
The count vs the cunt
Count Binface - the ultimate protest vote - go for it Clacton
Dude, you missed it man. You coulda said "It's Nigel farage versus a bin. He's hoping for a clean sweep' #Geddit?
Next question: does the bin decide not to risk it’s reputation and credibility by contesting this farcical election?
Be nice if the Count put Farage in the bin.
This is hilarious and exactly what Nigel Farage deserves. I implore everyone in Clacton to vote for the bin.
The establishment have stitched him up by refusing to stitch him up.
One is a stinking cigarette-filled vessel of trash, the other is a bin.
It’s a great day to be on planet earth
Oh god - imagine if Binface won. It’d be beautiful.
Nigel Farage wants a mandate for corruption. Hopefully he'll get a by-election versus a man wearing a bin instead: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Best thing I read today. Tx!
Count Binface has his own security, galvanised steel.
On the same day that Le Pen shows she also wants a “mandate for corruption” by standing in the next 🇫🇷 Presidential election wearing an electronic tag. The audacity of these guys!
Rooting for Count Binface - thank you.
"In what must rank as one of the most self-pitying, self-obsessed pieces of political rhetoric we’ve heard from a politician since Boris Johnson’s myriad attempts to justify himself back in 2022, Nigel Farage surprised absolutely no-one..." Me for @uk.theconversation.com this arvo.
I really try to see the best in people but I can find no reedeming features in Farage. Was the same with Johnson - both have gaping holes where humanity, dignity and morality should be.
Did I miss something but Farage is the “establishment” - Public school (Dulwich College), Commodities trader, properties, crypto and gold. And a fing con artist ! Man of the people he is not!
Farage has a uniquely mobile face. We've all seen him do his classic "aggrieved barrow boy", "posh twat", and "stock-trading spiv", but the "earless basset hound" look in that thumbnail is definitely a new one to me. Such versatility!
The man's arrogance and self obsession are only exceeded by his bigotry, ignorance and stupidity. Stand a single Green, gay anti-fascist former refugee as a unity candidate and let's be rid of the loathsome toad in parliament. Well, it's a thought, eh?
He is a pathetic grifter and hopefully this fucking charade with be the end of him and his wretched party
If he loses he will do a Chump and claim a fraudulent election and if he wins he will claim there is no need for further parliamentary investigation because the people (of clacton ) have cleared him of any wrongdoing (no smoke without fire) so no need to continue them. Utter Bollocks
Farage complains about the Government wasting money — then demands taxpayer cash for a needless by‑election to serve his own ego. It’s pure hypocrisy. I hope the people of Clacton see through Farage's disgraceful stunt and votes for an MP who truly represents them.
Is it reasonable to pass a law to the effect that you cannot stand in a by-election that you have triggered by resigning? Is there a downside to that?
Does this mean that Farage might actually visit Clacton? That would be a novelty.
#Farage and #ReformUK ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT....the worst, corrupt, 1% backed faction of it... #ComeOnClacton SHOW THIS TREACHEROUS TROLL WE WANT NOR NEED ANY OF HIS DIVISIVE HATEFUL HORSESHIT!! FOR REAL HOPE and REAL CHANGE ... #VoteGreen #NEVERNigel #NEVERReformUK
Farage has set a new, shamefully-low bar for performative politics. If he wins the byelection, it won't change the investigations into the £5m and the funding from Cottrell. This is nothing more than an attention-grabbing stunt.
An utter charlatan, deeply unsuited to the role of MP.
Don’t stand against him. Everyone should stand down apart from Count Bin Face. And make that grifter pay for this out of his £5 million.
He needs permission from the chancellor to resign
Do we get 12 weeks paid leave while you go work for someone else? Or be paid by billionaires to incite racial hatred and discord in your own country ? By the way isn’t that treason against the state ?? Where is the investigation on Russian money and the push for Brexit done by Farage and Johnson??
I think I’m even more anti establishment than Nigel Farage but when I go to my bank statements I still don’t seem to have £5million payment from the anti establishment establishment and no emails from BBC’s Question Time to be the most established anti establishment guest either
You need more crypto friends with fraud convictions, then watch that bank balance grow!
BREAKING NEWS - Farage is heading for No10. Now that the £5M Donation/security budget/thank you for Brexit/personal gift, has been reported to the UK crime agency. Farage might finally find himself in No10
Anyone who actively benefits from the establishment while claiming to be anti-establishment is advocating for a self-hating and corrupt regime. The rhetoric of "all politicians are corrupt" has paved the way for a world where voters tolerate or even endorse corruption, a la Trumpism.
Did you see newsnight tonight? I fucking regret every post I write but the reform mouthpiece has no filter!