CatsonaCouch sues after Secret Service blocked creator from JD Vance event
When I said JD Vance’s racist lies about Haitians in Springfield, Ohio sounded like inciting a pogrom, that isn’t a word I use lightly.
Hal 1000014*If* this turns out to be motivated by anti-Haitian hatred, I expect radio silence from those who were tut-tutting us a few weeks ago about turning down the rhetoric.
gregmartinsd.bsky.social13JD Vance needs to be asked about this shooting all day every day.
Claudio Paganini2@timothysnyder.bsky.social has documented the entire timeline in detail snyder.substack.com/p/ethnic-cle...
Gojira, King of Shibas1I mean it kinda seemed inevitable, didn’t it? They fucking created the permission structure for this shit piece by piece. We need to be as ruthless as they are by ensuring that everyone who enabled this is held to account.
Neo-Idaho Judy1Hate is passed on. Randomly. No timetable. No borders. Released like skunk spray into the wind.
@[email protected]1Maybe it’s time to start fighting hate with hate. Certainly nothing tried so far is working, and I’m frankly sick of seeing racist shitbags pretending to be human beings.
JD Vance can't remember the name of somebody he's trying to introduce so he just refers to him "good looking guy, young guy"
Occam’s Shaving Cream II79Now the student has become the master
Conan, his dog.22"If he were a couch, perhaps I would be dating him"?
Patric Reynolds19JD Vance can’t seem to remember how to act and talk like a human.
Penguin 🐧😷 ✊17Trump is rubbing off on JD.
bennync.bsky.social13why is maga so hung up on being involved with good looking young guys. very closeted gay behavior.
Deirdre7That’s bc MAGA is a cult - they all parrot Dear Leader’s talking points.
Governor Newsom Press Office119Has he caught Trump’s dementia?
digby49Is the whole country going to end up sounding like Trump before this is over?
David Darmofal13The cognitive decline is spreading.
Clark Valentine9There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. But remember this: Our enemies are dipshits.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping (not really!)3Some dogged enterprising reporter should really be tracking down Usha’s family to get their thoughts on their couch-fucking in-law’s behavior.
Michael2Trump's dementia must be contagious.
In Springfield, OH, a Haitian father is shot driving his kids to church. "They said he was going to give someone a ride and 'they just shot him. I don’t know why.'" But I bet JD Vance knows why. There's blood on his hands. Plenty of it. www.springfieldnewssun.com/local/crime/...
p foy5Seriously?!! How do they not mention more about the kids, wasn't their dad violently murdered right in front of them? They're traumatized for life, gotta be. This is outrageous.
Ric Steinberger4Watch Trump and JD blame Democrats and “communists”
Cooler Heads Prevail3This is on both JD Vance and Trump‘s head. WORDS MATTER!! Vance’s office contacted the city manager of Springfield before the presidential debate to confirm the story about Haitian immigrants eating dogs and cats. They were told it was completely false. Trump and Vance continued to lie about it.
strummer7.bsky.social2An unambiguously direct line from executive office rhetoric to attempted murder.
the VP at Claremont and buddy of JD Vance (where JD gets most of his policy people from): bsky.app/profile/shar...
Alexander Clarkson227Trying to explain to senior EU and UK analysts and officials that the fixation on seizing Canada among senior MAGA figures is a genuinely serious geopolitical risk is one of the more frustrating things I've faced recently
Mon Mothra137This is completely fucking batshit stuff, I’ve literally never met a single person in the US who thinks that the us and Canada are “one land and one people” what on earth are these guys smoking
fabius30I love the "one land", which would imply they also want to take over mexico, and that countries are generally continent-sized; and so he adds "we are one people", a claim which obviously makes no sense unless you are literally a white supremacist, which I suppose he is
🏳️⚧️ june | יוֹכֶבֶד🪬3this is literal nazi adjacent rhetoric (ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer)
The First Amendment protects our freedom to joke — even if Vice President JD Vance isn't laughing.
Somebody might want to tell these people that JD Vance has repeatedly stated that Greenland should be American, so the idea that this is just an idée fixe of one “erratic“ President Trump is for the birds.
Paul Fleetwood4reckon JD is a weathervane, doubt he's particularly committed to any idea, he doesn't really believe in anything That does make him dangerous, but I think nearly everyone naturally dislikes him because he's charmlessly smarmy so he won't have Trump's power of people
Jill Sargent Russell, PhD1Vance won't have the juice for that.
If a menopausal Karen from Walmart & a jizz stained mattress in an alley that Steve Bannon had sex w a dead raccoon on, had a baby it would be JD Vance
Mugwump Jr. the Third18Actually JD is the real product of a one-night stand between his drug-addict mom & teen-boy serial killer John Wayne "Killer Clown" Gacy Which splains everything 🤔
Nanu5I think you could swap Bannon out for RFK Jr with the same results!
DancesWithBees 💙 Wildly at Peace 🦋4Just had a 20 minute chat with the dead raccoon; he’s pissed, insisting on takesies-backsies.
Jax Karma4But only a dead raccoon. A living conscious raccoon would be way out of Steve Bannon’s league.
Old Butstillkicken3Yikes that would kinda make him semi rabid wouldn’t it?
SCAustin2So, his thing for furniture is genetic?
JD Vance: "If we don't stop sending Social Security checks to illegal immigrants, the people who paid into it are never gonna have access to that money." (This isn't happening.)
Provisional Govt5JD is lies and is a fake Catholic.
Jamie Roberts5Undocumented immigrants can’t get social security, but they do pay into it (assuming their bosses pay them legally). They’re not only not draining it but they’re also keeping it afloat.
Cyndi 06144In fact, the opposite is true. Undocumented workers have taxes held from their checks for programs they are ineligible for. JD knows this. He's just counting on the fact that MAGA voters probably don't.
Milaclypse, Immediate Murder Professional3It's kind of nice he's bringing up the fact that non-citizens pay into a system they're not allowed to reap the benefits of. Immigrants built America, and these entitled rich xenophobes just want to sack it for money
fr33d0mnow.bsky.social3Illegal immigrants cannot receive social security Jd Vance is lying and spreading false propaganda
Anu2What next? “If we don't stop giving the Easter Bunny our tax refunds, Santa is gonna go broke.”? Shut the fuck up, JD.
Pam Herd40In fact, undocumented people pay into the system and never receive benefits. The Social Security Trustees build this into long term fiscal projections for the program because of how much this offsets long term debt in the program.
Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum20Undocumented people DO NOT GET SOCIAL SECURITY #CouchFucker #Vance
PHL SportsNut4lol! Obviously, he knows a lot about social security (payout depend on what you put into it for more than 10 years). Another "they're eating the cats ..." type thing, you know, we make up dumb shit and insist it's true to get the media to focus on the (fake) bullshit they want them to focus on."
Hellishchildren3We're not going to have access to that money because the Trump administration plans to funnel it to themselves and privatize Social Security. They're finding ways to strip money from the checks of disabled people who rely care from others. Then they'll do like UK and declare the rest fit to work.
obviously based on the last 30 years never say never but jd vance, on paper, just doesnt have the juice. i hated them both but i can at least see how george w bush and trump had the juice. jd aint got it.
Oliver Willis42on a scale of dukakis to reagan, jd vance is more mitt romney than barack obama
Prophesy Not Punditry3It’s difficult to imagine any identifiable demographic that would support Vance for President.
Mary (she/her)2What about when Usha is out of the way and he marries Erika Kirk? Cause I absolutely see that happening in the next few years.
repeet11.bsky.social1Being a wholly owned subsidiary of Peter Thiel means you don't have any juice of your own.
Mr. Pleasantries1definitely doesn't have the juice but could do very well in a system where popularity and likability have no impact on who wins
Scout and T1He's creepy. As creepy as his buddy theil.
