Clarence Darrow quote misattributed to Mark Twain
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, that Mark Twain quote was actually from Clarence Darrow, and it's: "I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
Darrow's quote (from 1932) goes well with this one: 'No, but I approve it!' - Ebenezer Hoar, asked whether he would attend Wendell Phillips's funeral, 1884
OR never speak bad of the dead, only good ..... Lindsey Graham is dead - good 👍
That’s so much better than “I’ve never wished for death!” If you’re not wishing for ANY deaths in this economy, you’re part of the problem. I wonder why it got bowdlerized into the weaker, gentler, lamer version? 🤔
DEATH slid off the Pale Horse "That was an interesting reaping, time travel is real it seems, I collected him a while ago but his people kept the meat sack on ice!" WAR grimaced "That's disrespectful, even for an anthropomorphic entity?" DEATH sniffed "I got to taste his soul, it was well deserved"
I can back this as true. It's an amazing statement but alas, is not one of mine.
Graham's obituary is a surprise - came before long awaited one for Mitch McConnell and Donlad Trump. It's a great opportunity to attribute properly the viral quote misattributed often to Mark Twain. It's a rephrasing of a line written by Clarence Darrow.
Dead? I just had a 20 minutes conversation with him. He sounded strong, talking from both sides of his mouth.
Dead? I just had a 20-minute conversation with him. He sounded strong talking from both sides of his mouth.
Maybe Mitch beat him by a month… Maybe.