Fan gets £550 tattoo declaring England 'World Cup winners'
Look on the bright side, England, it's only 3.5 prime ministers until the next world cup!
Maybe a lettuce too (if we’re lucky 🥺)
And Larry the Cat will still be the Chief Mouser at #10?
How many Scarmucci’s is that, for those of us on the other side of the pond?
The rate we're going it could be 35.
Oh, I think we can manage five or six in that time
Who knows Britain could have new overlord COUNT BINFACE
Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.
why would anybody volunteer to spend time with a thug like trump? blech, Harry. poor decision.
Thanks for stealing my post
The Trump curse is not limited to sports. How does one bankrupt a casino, even once? Or ruin a whole country? He's all about the bad touch.
We need Trump to root for Argentina on Sunday, as hard as he can!
England would have been better off with Michael Caine today...than Harry Kane.
Why oh why would he do a stupid thing like that?!??
Time to hop on Threads and post “hopefully England will finally win their first World Cup one day”
“Actually England won in-“ sorry but I asked Claude, and you’re not smarter than Claude are you
Don’t forget to cross post to LinkedIn.
Well, if England beats France, that will be the best they’ve done since 1966. So that’s a thing.
if you don't win in 60 years you have to start over, you're in the right here.
I think this would actually send me over the edge
Threads is a perfect place to light a fuse, then walk away
English children going to bed in tears because of a frustrating defeat to Argentina. It’s a tradition handed down the generations. #ENGARG
My first sporting memory was Maradona and the hand of God - I must have been about 7. It was an excellent introduction to being an England fan in most sports
My oldest daughter wrote this when they went out to Croatia in 2018. She was 11. I told her to get used to it. She's 18 now but the little one is now 11 and is feeling it tonight. I detached myself in 2010 after that dreadful World Cup in S Africa. Cathartic.
Won’t you think of the Scottish children? Many missed out…..28 years between tournaments
Old enough to remember England actually winning. Always hoped I'd live long enough to see it again but the odds are shortening. Oh well, at least everything else is great in England.
Never mind us Scots have made a thing about it 🤣 It’s only a game there’s always tomorrow 👍
Watched both games from pretty much the same spot 40 years apart. And now going up to the same bedroom (but not crying this time).
Argentina defeated England 2-1. That means two Spanish speaking country's in the final of the World Cup. Spain & Argentina. The stadium will explode with Boos when trump is there. Wonder what the Rapist thinks of that?
He'll skip the game at the last moment. After all, he has a war to run...
Well, he did gave them 40 billion dollars
THEY CAN"T BOO LOUD ENOUGH F0CK this NAZI BASTARD !
Argentines love trump, he's a nazi after all
Argentina loves trump. He is funding their entire country & world cup.
Trump likes Argentina. He hates Spain. GO SPAIN
I really wanted England to win tonight but this fucking 30/40/50/60 years of hurt thing is twisting my melon man. If you know anyone who is genuinely hurt or in pain because England haven’t won the World Cup then please accompany them to a psychiatrist ASAP.
This 💯. The sting wears off in a few minutes, unlike club football, which can endure for a very unhealthy amount of time.
I hope you get your twisted melon operated on timeously😲
I hate that fucking song. As I said to someone the other day, prior to it you were often pleased/relieved to have qualified for a tournament, we frequently didn't.
Absolutely, it’s just standard disappointment for me. It’s normal, I’m a stoke fan as yourself, it’s just a part of life and the older I get the more I get used to it.
This Thomas Tuchel hate is scapegoating There’s a reason France couldn’t beat them in 2022 Is he perfect? No. Did he get us to a semifinal? Yes I hate Argentina as much as the next person but putting all this on Tuchel is unfair #ENGARG
I actually think if we’d beat Argentina he had a plan for Spain, but we’ll never know I’m grateful for what he contributed, and given some of the performances earlier on in the tournament without him we wouldn’t have got to the semis (his faith in Spence was vindicated 100x over)
His tactics made Steve bruce look like a football genius in that last 30 mins of the game. 12% possession after we scored says it all really
The problems we had were entirely of his creation. The squad problems were his fault. We kept getting away with it until we didn't. Sticking loads of defenders on, again, in a game we needed to wrestle control of with fingers crossed. We've been terrible since he took over, and he needs sacking.
Not even Southgate would have gone so defensive so early
Unfortunately made all the wrong in game decisions. Was worse than Southgate in the end.
It's always inevitable after a defeat like that. But a manager surely needs to have a better idea of tactics than just 'bring on more defenders' for the last 30 mins?