Mascot brawl picks highlight Jolly Green Giant and Kool‑Aid Man

kool aid man for sure. jack. gotta go with the Noid because that mfer is crazy. and probably the jolly green giant just to cover airspace

Little Caesar is armed, no wall can stop the Kool Aid Man, the Jolly Green Giant is jolly green ripped and probably wrestles, and Chef Boyardee because I trust chefs with knives

The Colonel was really a Colonel, so, him, Kool-Aid Man, (ready to break things to get us out of trouble) Jack, (because, Corporate Drones can slide out of almost anything, especially at C-Suite level) and Charles Entertainment Cheese. (I'm 100% that he has a set of very special skills.) 👀

Kool Aid man is a glass tank, but we can drown people inside him. Jolly Green Giant will just smash the rest. Col. Sanders saw war. He probably got skills. Caesar has a spear.

We're already down to 6. We need to make two cuts. Jolly Green Giant and Big Boy feel like locks for size. The Noid is an X-factor i do not want to face on the battlefield. So we've got three left and one pick to make. Do we go Kool Aid Man, Burger King, or Caesar?

jolly green giant is an easy pick kool-aid man just so he can't burst through a wall to get us the noid bc every team needs its neurodivergent hero little Caesar bc he's the only one that's already got a weapon

First of all, I love this! Things are NOT great, but this is fun 🥰 Gotta choose my man, Kool Aid, for strength. Jolly Green Giant, for height. The Noid, a psycho. And… Ronald McDonald, for leadership. Mostly because I don’t want to fight *against* those guys. I think we can take everyone else.

You're tempted to pick the Jolly Green Giant as the muscle but he's pacifist coded and will only MAYBE break his moral code to start kicking ass when you're cornered, bleeding and under an ungodly suppressive crossfire from the Colonel, Little Caesar and Jack in the Box.

Big Boy, Kool-Aid Man, the Noid, Jolly Green Giant. Big Boy and JGJ can smash most of them, Kool-Aid Man has the element of surprise and the Noid is deeply insane and chaotic and will do unspeakable things to win

My team: Jack Box: Bombed a room full of executives, survived an explosion and other crazy shit. Kool Aid Man: Has the strength to crash through a brick wall and is nigh indestructible. Jolly Green Giant: Can kill most through his massive size and strength. The Noid: Master of Sabotage

The Burger King is a master of stealth and wields tremendous political power. The Jolly Green Giant is immensely powerful and high in fiber. Mister Peanut's fortune can fund any manner of private security. And Charles Entertainment Cheese because every party needs a bard

Kool Aid Man is presumably made out of material stronger than glass since he can burst through walls so he would be main tank. Jolly Green Giant for Reach Chester Cheetah for that cokehead energy The King is the wildcard and I bet he’s packing heat I’m honestly most afraid of The Noid.

well i am going to take the jolly green giant and we are going to a private place together

Kool-Aid Man: Tank can burst through walls on an instant summon. Jolly Green Giant: Size alone, c'mon. Mr Peanut: Rich enough to have his own private hit squad Burger King: What the above doesn't do physically he will do by being your worst psychological nightmare

No one’s talkin about jolly green giant just stepping on all those other motherfuckers