Count Binface unveils manifesto for Clacton by-election
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
Fion D103This is the manifesto we’ve all been waiting for, every single point more sensible than anything put up so far, Jack Aged 10 is a genius and should be put fully in charge of net zero
Jane87[Count Binface Clacton manifesto with alt-txt] #BinFarage
Red38no but jack at nr 9 has the best idea and can he be vice bin please
Drew(bacca)23I like what Jack (aged 10) is suggesting. Looks like you've got a new advisor lined up.
sdtwelve.bsky.social20Dont waste your vote by voting for a clown.. vote Binface ✌️
gareth.postx.social19I actually (seriously!) believe the Ceefax policy is great! Information flowing one way, zero trackers, it's a privacy dream. We used the move to digital as an excuse to drop teletext, but the DVB standard still has it. Many european countries (eg Germany, Sweden, Denmark) still have teletext.
Russ Jones84It sounds crazy until you remember UKIPs manifesto once included making the Circle Line into a genuine circle, official uniforms for taxi drivers, and criminal sanctions if you don't dress smartly at the theatre. I'm not joking. That's who Farage is, at heart: a joke candidate that got out of hand.
Bettina Struff #Woke #FBPE #FBPR #NHS #RejoinEU4I guess the only question that remains is: will any of Count Binface's friends be installing a Crypto ATM on Clacton Pier?
Dr Tomas Rawlings3Jack, aged 10 is my new political hero.
Kerri Andrews2Big shout out to Jack aged 10 for an excellent policy suggestion.
Sorry Nige. The (big) majority verdict is in. The photo is a fake. As, of course, are you... #VoteBinface
Pete Shaw11I think Ted Rogers carried that blazer look much better and I'm sure his wasn't 2 sizes too big
mickturton.bsky.social4"Clacton calling, Clacton calling" paraphrasing one of his WWII heroes.
Eddie3Like he's been to fucking Clacton.
Geordie og1The age demographic of Reform voters was around 60 until this overnight lowering.
AnthonyF2721I don't understand why deceit in electioneering is permitted. It is not allowed in advertising. A fake photo like that is deceiving the public!
didi60.bsky.social1Any chance just one of these people could confirm they were there when this photo was taken today ?
🚨 NEW: Count Binface has revealed his manifesto for the Clacton by-election
Greg Jenner (Historian)22Pretty moderate for an intergalactic tyrant
Dr Seán DOOLAN 🏴 🇮🇪5I particularly like "Oil and gas companies to pay for solar panels for everyone (From Jack, aged 10)." Binface has a more realistic manifesto than Farage. I saw a doorstopping Reform Councillor blagging that they'd "preserve the countryside" by blocking housing, before he was shredded by a voter.
Moose Malloy31 in 5 people in Clacton have never had a job and nearly 50 of the town is classed as economically inactive due to issues with funding, poor access to services and grinding poverty but im glad this guy got a chortle
Gary Sheffield3I find his 11th promise particularly appealing.
Count Binface pledges to hold a referendum on the status of Pluto in his Clacton Manifesto.
Cloud and 44 Lights2This man-can deserves a shot at ruling….
Luthy1Why can't we have a Count Binface or a Raving Loony Party? It's so unfair.
Audrey1Outstanding. Pluto has been treated so poorly.
Maine Pianist1Not all heroes wear capes (but some do)!
Chris B1That #6 would be a good rule for us to have here
My Daily Count Binface appreciation post MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
Stephen Old8Morning, Ash, Wulfies and assorted weirdos. I am late on here because I have to go to the heart hospital soon but it should just be a routine check-up. See ya later.
Crone Ranger 📎3Not just your Popetatoness but also Binface’s campaign manager! Peelings be upon you xx
Cardinal Cyn2Morning Nicked this on a raid on xitter Morning oh #popetato Any missions you'd like me to undertake this week? X
Bookies give Count Binface ‘a 10% chance’ of winning in Clacton Though Reform remain heavy favourites in the upcoming Clacton by-election, betting trends show support for Count Binface is on the rise. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/bet...
Mr Swell Fella 🌎🇬🇧🇺🇦🇫🇮🇸🇪🇩🇰🇬🇪🇺🇲🌎1Clacton will re-elect this conman, but it does not matter either way, the Investigations will continue and hopefully he will face the consequences of his grift and we will be rid of this cancer #DeformFarage
Stargazing wolf1It’s a happy day when a man with a bin on his head that’s better than Nigel😂
Day 2365 of #Brexit: ‘The Clacton by-election is a chance to “put Brexit back on the political agenda” and force the mainstream parties to consider rejoining the EU, a former Member of the European Parliament who is running against Nigel Farage has claimed.’ www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Peter Cook: Brexorcist in Chief: Reboot Britain3cc @pgnx.bsky.social @charlesfradley.bsky.social @therejoineuparty.com @catanonim.me @brexitbin.bsky.social
Saint Markus of Aitch - Patron Saint of Lost Frisbees1Remain voters wanted to keep all of the benefits of EU membership and didn't trust anyone who said that we'd be better off outside the trading bloc. Leave voters just listened to populists, liars and far-right fantasists like WW2 never happened. Fuck them.
