Storm Austen named by Met Office
Storm Austen has been named by the Met Office bringing disruptive wind and rain from late Thursday and into Friday. Read our full news release here➡️ www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/new...
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single storm in possession of a good headwind, must be in want of a landfall.
First named storm of the season, good luck everyone.
When the winds pick up on Friday
Marianne: time for a walk! *unbuttons bodice* Mrs Bennet: everybody outside. Who knows how many eligible young men might be lurking under trees waiting to rescue you?
Colonel Brandon has donned his flannel waistcoat. Mr Woodhouse has gleefully cancelled every engagement for the next six months. Catherine Morland is looking for a scenic ruin in which to be scared of the lightning. Fanny Price has taken no precautions because nothing could make her any wetter.
HERE WE GO FUCKING GO #floodseason
It is a truth universally acknowledged that it's going to piss it down at the end of this week.
When you're a bookish teenage girl and the faculty want you to read something gender-appropriate for a change.
Named after Jane Austen's pit bull terrier.
I see Colonel Windbag and Lady Fanny Drizzle will be walking amongst the heath later in the week.
*sound of smashing glass* Bah gawd!
We're three away from Storm Decka!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single storm in possession of disruptive wind and rain must be in want of the correct name....