Midterm results begin arriving as states report early tallies
politicsNov 3, 202633722
Dave Itzkoff
@ditzkoff.bsky.social
I know people are all excited to see Trump flip out about the election results, but honestly the person I want to hear from is JD Vance because you know his first reaction will be some dingus cornball remark like, “Well, pobody’s nerfect.”
4023h ago
“We may have gotten thrashed, but at least no one was making jokes about my flat ass”
It's clever, just like JD Vance!
"Look, we've all fucked the couch at some point--" [aide whispers in Vance's ear] "--shat the bed. We've all shat the bed at some point,"
I feel bad for any couch within a 5 mile radius of him
I assune we'll have to wait a few days as he collects himself so he doesnt have running eyeliner.
"People have made their views clear, and that's great, but tomorrow we get back to work."