Trump offers Dana White White House press secretary job
LMFAO. 🤣 🤣 UFC CEO Dana White declines Trump’s offer to become White House press secretary. Maybe because Trump offered the job to the WRONG Dana White, lol. 🤷♂️
I love that this happened on the 6th anniversary of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
I think Dana Carvey as the church lady would be an excellent White House press secretary. 
There was no way he was going to ask a black woman to be press secretary.
BREAKING: Todd Blanche to open an investigation into whether Democrats hired another Dana White at the defense department to confuse trump.
He thinks he’s still casting for the Apprentice
This is why VEEP went off the air….Trump clowns topped it
NEW: Donald Trump offers press secretary role to UFC chief Dana White. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
The onion really needs to get better writers. Make this reality stop 🤦🏽♂️
Waiting for the @nytimes.com to somehow manage to normalize this
I guess he’s going to punch the press into submission? 
Getting the feeling that no amount of scrubbing, sanitizing, or exorcisms at the White House are going to be enough. We're just gonna have to demolish it all, and start over. A Fresh start. America 2.0
Trump doesn’t have an admin of serious intelligent people who are qualified for their jobs. He hires the most nonsensical, unqualified clowns he can find to piss us off. He won’t let anyone with any real intelligence work for him. He’s afraid of intelligent people because they will bite him back!
We live in stupid times thanks to the stupidest man alive.
As much as the "he asked the wrong Dana White" theories are amusing in a certain way, the "he had an awful idea and announced the awful idea" theories seem more realistic.
Occam’s razor is hard when both options are equally stupid and equally believable.
I think it was both. He both misunderstood the suggestion of making the experienced Dana White press secretary and thought this incredibly terrible idea of making UFC Dana White Press Sec was awesome.
Synthesis: someone suggested the other Dana White, which reminded him of the UFC one and he decided that was a better idea.
C'mon - it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again
I think it's hope that he made that bad a mistake. But realistically with him pushing Nicki Minaj at one point, so I think he's always had these bad ideas. He's been close woth Dana White and IFC so it's actually more likely he made that choice and people found tje other one incidentally.
I just can’t see him making a mistake or doing the absolute wrongest thing.
my tribute to Trump is I don't care about the truth, I know which one is funnier and that's all I care about
What's really devastating: both are equally plausible, actually, because his brain is definitely shredded cheese. We just don't know what *kind* of cheese.
President Donald Trump has once again confused basic facts for reality. It appears that he has confused MMA fighter Dana White, who has declined his “offer” to become press secretary, with Dana W. White, a Former Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs.
This is just another example of an already corrupt authoritarian exhibiting late stages of extreme mental decline. Trump must be removed from power, whether by impeachment & conviction or through the invocation of the 25th Amendment now. Free America from this embarrassment!
Dana White is not an MMA fighter. He is the president of the UFC.
That General Sylvia, she’s in a lot of trouble
And on Four Seasons Landscaping day, too!
Could it really be that simple? Trump heard a name he recognized and he ran with it….no greater thought involved.
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig Who will it be offered to, next? 1. Ted Nugent 2. Susan Dell 3. Mike Tython 4. Natalie Harp's diaper bag
What about Mitch? He’ll be a winner with the Press Corpse! 🤦♂️🙄
The AI chick who half of Maga fell in love with
Please don’t let Trump see this post! You KNOW he’ll use it after he fires the next lucky Apprentice contestant.
The best is yet to come. Kimberly Guilfoyle. I’m sure she kept receipts.
Rob Schneider Rosanne Barr Sean Spicer Jon Voight
Probably the diaper bag. He’d stash that 6-figure salary in there. No one would be the wiser.
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig. Who will it be offered to next? 1. Alaska's Dan Sullivan, Jr. 2. Ken Paxton 3. Slenderman 4. Ghislaine Maxwell
Dana White has rejected the Press Secretary gig. Who will it be offered to next? 1. Vladimir Putin 2. Bibi Netanyahu 3. Kim Jung Un 4. Russel Brand
Clint Eastwood’s stool. Not the thing you sit on.
Mitch McConnell, he won't be able to say "I decline!"
If Slenderman packs 2 hams in the back of his suit pants he’s got a serious chance at being Press Secretary. “I know I’m not suppose to say this, but Slenderman is as tall as a skyscraper and has an ass that won’t quit. He’s so terrifying that he’s *perfect* to put the fake news in their place!”
Vanna White? (She’d be very good, but also far too smart to accept.)
Dan Patrick would make me gag regularly.