Nvidia board opens probe after CEO Jensen Huang admits affair
Q: When exactly were you made aware of the intelligence around Jensen Huang? TRUMP: Oh, I'd have to check Q: But there are reports that Rubio put out an intelligence memo last year. Did you read it? TRUMP: It could have been mentioned. Certainly it didn't make much of an impact on me.
Mrs. Betty Bowers1513Since Rubio's memo wasn't about Donald Trump, there is a 100% chance Trump never read it.
Crunk56You dropped a DOJ investigation into a company run by the spy and let Huang convince you to allow sales of high powered AI chips to China.
Amish Super Model40“Look, look… this guy makes me a lot of money and I’ll pardon him anyway.”
Paul A.28That's...not a good defense, Donald. That's worse. You can see how that's worse, right?
L. Guapo21He’s so incompetent that he’s unaware that he’s broadcasting his incompetence
Jax (the original)12Nothing makes an impact on you unless it involves your bottom line. You are supposed to be FOTUS for all of us, you fkng loser.
Ambassador Greg Delawie60Trump does not care about Chinese spying on the US
Ian Miles Schlong2218 U.S. Code § 2382 - Misprision of treason Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States and having knowledge of the commission of any treason against them, conceals and does not, as soon as may be, disclose and make known the same to the President or to some judge of the United States…
Yell In a War19in his defense, many people have been unimpressed by Rubio’s intelligence
tomwellborn3rd11Rubio reportedly wrote an intel memo on Huang and his alleged spy girlfriend last year, and Trump says it didn't make much of an impact on him. Lazy, incurious, and dangerous. Orange McFuckface has the nuclear codes and he's tuned the fuck out.
Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺10Rubio covered his ass & let yours hang in the freezing cold. This scandal, imo, has legs.
Derek Fox7“Oh, I’d have to check” = long time ago “It could have been mentioned” = I recall it so clearly… “It didn’t make much of an impact in me” = …because I saw immediately how this gave me leverage over the most valuable company on the planet
Maj6No impact on me at all. It’s not like I got honeypotted so hard that I married it or anything…
tomwellborn3rd5Little Marco owns a Screaming Pillow and it never enjoys any time off.
Robert Mackey4"Certainly it didn't make much of an impact on me" ... that someone I invited to join me on an official visit to China, brought to the White House to advise me on AI and asked to sit at my table with China's president at a state dinner a few weeks ago was comprised by Chinese intelligence
Jeff Domingues3“Did you read it?” Unanswered question of the day.
Jensen Huang is 63, swanning around in a leather jacket, getting hustled by a honeypot in a club. I just think of my dad, after watching a Trump speech, shaking his head and saying "This is not how adult men talk."
John Rogers1396We are in the Era of Weird Broken Boys. I'm 60, the only way you're honeypotting me is by arranging a #ttrpg group that meets weekly and is over by 9pm.
Allison Hantschel43This is the energy we need to confront them with. "Buddy, you sound like a jagoff."
harmony29These guys are so high on their own supply. I saw Huang & Benioff at Dreamforce (work sent me, ugh); they were greasy/disgusting but absolutely convinced they were charming and hip. It’s pitiful but also horrifying that these guys are running the world based on their own delusions of awesomeness.
Tibor Tiger28Every time I see a still photo of Huang in that jacket, this KITH sketch flashes back. youtu.be/KF2X1o0FGA0
Jon Hendry17Not just a leather jacket some fancy animal hide like alligator. 
zensenjutsu.bsky.social12Legend in his own mind. Typical oligarch behavior.
Joseph Brassey333The number of older, moneyed men who are functionally using their money to try and relive the twenties they think they should have had is pretty dang substantial.
Harry Turtledove 98If she's half your age and she's amazingly hot for you, your body isn't what she's after. Full stop.
Ham Thankman70some day I'm going to start a private detective agency that specializes in the godly woman your recently widowed father-in-law met on eHarmony
Snowden St.56Everyone who spent their 20s and 30s grinding for money are liable to be this kind of goofy/broken in their 50s and 60s
women don't like the vehicle5i actually think any dude over 60 who's financially stable and not retired is sort of insane. These guys are obviously extremely insane for more reasons than just that
Wulftrax ➡️ TWITCHCON2I completely agree with everything in this thread.
This Is Utz Chip-maker Jensen Huang thought his Chinese lover was Free-To Lay, but it turns out sleeping with a spy Ruffles feathers in Silicon Valley. Will the Nvidia board can him like a stack of Pringles? by Maureen Dowd
Teddy Bash29Once you pop, you can’t stop
What Fresh Hell is This Now?27Can a man who will Cheeto on his wife be trusted with defense contracts?
Art Martin20Everybody Huang Chung Tonight NVIDIA founder Jensen Huang just wanted to have fun tonight, after proving that he was not a one chip wonder. But now, unnamed White House sources with axes to grind are leaking to Maggie and Swan, to stop Huang from having another dance hall day. by Maureen Dowd
Non Scary Ghost14Every time you post a Dowd, I 1) recognize your talent. 2) Hate you anyway for about 20 minutes. 3) then I get over it and share the post.
NathanL7511This might be your masterpiece 🫡
Steve in Manhattan7so bad idea to declare he was Herrs?
The shareholder lawsuits are gonna be lit, bc Nvidia has been lying to the press abt this. www.wired.com/story/nvidia...
Mary G.12Why did the Epstein Administration allow Huang to travel with them to China in May if they were already aware of the affair with the alleged spy?
Dolorosa Santos11So far it's cost $159 billion in stock drop. That honey trap better have had a golden poontang.....js
The Apostrophe6these billionaires are so smart that they dont even know what most blue collar guys do: the stripper doesnt really like you, shes just doing her job
Dirty Boy5Not very likely that shareholders sue as long as NVIDIA makes them a shitload of money. Because that is all they care about.
briween3whattaya know, a tech ceo in a d-bag leather jacket is not only guilty of infidelity but also defrauding investors shock me shock me shock me
TenaciousEye3He actually thought he wouldn’t be found out?
Dr. KNFA 🏳️⚧️8Billionaire CEO actually dimwitted manchild with impulse control issues? Color me shocked.
Rob the Genius!6He had the crisis manager working last year, buddy knew he was cooked already bsky.app/profile/empt...
Proudly Blue4Although Huang has likely been severely compromised by Red China through a hot Chinese spy, there's no way for a sex pig like Trump, who has cheated on all three of his wives, to criticize Huang for cheating on his? That's why character matters for any US president.
BitterGiantsFan2I’m going to enjoy reading the upcoming Silicon Valley divorce proceedings…
Despite US intel officials warning Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was romantically involved w/a Chinese spy, Felon Trump continues his bromance w/the AI tech billionaire. I've got the latest about this scandal, including Senate Democrats' plans to investigate Huang & Nvidia. youtu.be/-PRQEJ64wIo?...
ned4477.bsky.social6It is way past time to investigate Trump.
ScottG.4That Chinese spy works with MEGASPEED a company that bought AI Chips for Data Centers from NVIDIA.
Resistance✊🏿✊🏽✊🏼Ri🇺🇦🇺🇸🚫🤴2Because didn’t he buy stock in that company for himself? So - I am not shocked that he wont pursue anything against the CEO, because that could take money from his own pocket.
LizB2So predictable, almost as if Trump and Putin arranged it with Xi.
walt-roux2Trump had Compromat on the countries most high flying stock in the casino? What could go wrong?
Paul Muad'Dib2First there were the Epstein Files. And now we have the NVIDIA Files. And I bet you can't guess who in in the middle of them both? OMG, somebody fire fucking Trump! #Blues #ProudBlue
it is utterly insane that jensen huang is still employed as of this moment
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE326like, i understand why the board doesn’t want to underbus him but this is about as bad as corporate governance can get, your CEO got caught in a honeypot that led to a deeply corrupt deal with massive national security implications
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE240under a different DOJ he might be facing espionage charges!
Maladroithe25The leather jacket should have been a yellow flag that he does not make circumspect decisions
Stefan D.7He's the face of the company . It's almost like if Tesla was to fire Musk. Dude has been CEO since 1993 .
Bearba Yaga 🏴☠️🏳️🌈(He/Him)6Who among us isn’t guilty of banging a Chinese honeypot? 😬
Bruce Ediger5The astronomically rich are different from you and I.
WildPartyInviteDecliner16Perfect example of why "the industry should self-regulate" will never work and an even better example of why we need actual campaign finance reform and SCOTUS chopping up McCain-Feingold has been so bad.
accidentalflyer 🇨🇦🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦4Look Donald Trump still has far more, and more serious, sex scandals than Jensen Huang yet nobody bats an eye Americans appointed him the most powerful executive position in the world, twice.
brad "da fall guy"3time to deploy the Powerful Men Disaster PR tactic that will fix all of this
Nvidia's board "has no reason to believe that either national security or Nvidia secrets were compromised" by a professional spy love that baseless, premature confidence!
Karl Bode152if she was even remotely capable she most definitely compromised his phone and laptop at a bare minimum, but sure
Poocharé17I have no reason to believe a lot of things I haven't looked into either
Post Mo Thóin (Dave)13She was a professional spy. She didn't spy after-hours. Come on, that's against union rules.
cognitively accessible math8Just saying that strongly suggests they are not even asking questions that should be asked.
MirandaPitcher8Astonishing to me the way boards of directors are willing to engage in vaporware-esque versions of material statements.
Noel Bilodeau7‘Why would I deceive you?’
James Ball56Easy to have no reason to believe something before your internal investigation has had chance to even start looking into it!
Weedle45Trump winning reelection was a sign to the wealthy and powerful they were now free of ever having to be held accountable for their actions. They love this status quo where a chump change bribe to the white house can get you out of any trouble and will defend it even as it's starting to crumble.
Marcelo Soares22Ele achou que o microchip que ela queria era outro
Micheál Keane20Congressional Dems need to do the independent investigation that Nvidia refuses to do.
joemag13We're really supposedly believe she succeeded in seducing him but was unsuccessful in getting anything out of it?
Hunter9Honestly I'm not sure what secrets you'd get out of the major AI-boosting ceos, China probably only managed to give one of their top spies crippling depression.
Ed Lynch6Jensen thinking with his Huang instead of his brain.
Hugh Brechin5'the good news is we've investigated ourselves over the weekend, and we've concluded that we're fine'
Bitsy Von Muffling3Jesus, they're all as naive as him!
Magnus Lehnsherr2This is NVidia's board covering their asses and cavalierly declaring that a spy having a relationship with the CEO isn't a risk to national security is in itself a risk to national security.
Jensen Huang*shocked*: you mean the store clerk doesn't actually want me to have a nice day??
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist167Jensen Huang*enraged*: So when you said good morning to me, that wasn't true? How long have you been lying to me like this?
Sean Davis10Sage advice from one of my weird uncles, “dating strippers is a lot of fun but be warned there’s always something more going on there”
Chin7Any ENGLISH hospitality/retail worker who tells you to have a nice day ACTUALLY means it.. Cos they'll DEFFO let you know if they DON'T want you to have a nice day.
Dale Chapman 🍁2So apparently in addition to knowledge of his address and phone number Huang also outsourced his emotional intelligence to AI
Alex2Surprised that the guy that doesn't know his address would lack the insight to understand that. lol
AP: Trump said Monday that Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang should not worry about the FBI looking into his affair with a Chinese government agent. He called Huang a “very honorable man.”
Olga Nesterova97Hegseth story is a deflection. Keep your head on a swivel.
StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻18He's protecting his friend who has a net worth of $162 billion slate.com/news-and-pol...
Sagittarius A*5his 25 million dollar donation sure did pay off
The Beethoven Group4Very honorable; cheated on his wife.
Neela1So are they all, all honorable men.
📚⚾️ Leslie in CA ✌🏼🦋1trump’s definition of “honorable” is usually the exact opposite of its true meaning.
$NVDA - NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG IS NO LONGER SET TO ATTEND A MONDAY ANTHROPIC CEO FORUM - BUSINESS INSIDER
Coherent Light2Should he be investigated by the CIA and FBI?
kingsco.bsky.social2He has to spent more time with, uh, you know
JazzComposer1Will the NVIDIA Jensen Huang Chinese spy problem accellerate the AI bubble bursting and create a bear contagian for much of the tech sector? Are many of rump and Huang's statements and decisions tainted by a conflict of interest? Did rump cover up and profit by Huang's liason with Chinese spy?
Daniel Drezner104Why, did something come up?
WildPartyInviteDecliner20Does anyone wanna imagine the headlines when people start talking about whatever weird sex parties Amodei and Altman are going to?
Jussi Ahokas12Ennen: Jensen Nyt: ei Jenseniä
John Bolton's Mustache4Life comes at you fast.
Kelly Clarkson's Obscene Bird of Night3He failed No Nut November!!??
Jenka2Got so high on his own supply of advocating that remembering things doesnt matter forgot he was married and CEO of Nvidia.
HOW MUCH SHOULD I CHARGE FOR A JENSEN HUANG PARDON?
Greg Wester110% of the shares to the US Treasury. New partner now, comrade
Brian1It's a calculus: Felony espionage charges versus Huang's $25m bribe to Trump, plus a cut of the chip sales when he sold $billions of H200s to a CCP shell company. But, having counsel intervene with Lutnick to transfer Commerce's investigation to DOJ where Blanche could kill it is kinda payback.
"I had climaxed...but she kept sucking? I was bowled over. I didn't know how to handle that." - Jensen Huang deposition
Rick (Nog Era)4Sir the question was “is this your handwriting?”
Greg2"Counselor, you have previously stated that your client had an *unusual* encounter with an Uber driver? Can you elaborate?"
lindsay1[panicked, sweaty PR guy] This is why the US government needs to provide a sufficient harem of mistresses to the leaders of the AI movement.
Sasquatch McGillicuddy1Imagine having to give blowjobs under a zipped leather jacket. That's pure commitment to spycraft.
