Eileen Laubacher projected to unseat Lauren Boebert
CNN has officially projected today that despicable filthy MAGA lunatic Lauren Boebert has finally lost re-election after abandoning her first district in order to stay in power. Democratic candidate Eileen Laubacher has delivered one of the most satisfying flips from red to blue in US history. 💙🌊👏
gtjr.bsky.social14if you live in PA10, beating Scott Perry was an awesome flip too
sassiesmom.bsky.social5Turns out recruiting candidates from Only Fans isn't quite the investment they thought it would be...
Painter Nancy Lee3Still a mystery how Lauren Boebert ever got elected in the firwst place.
Persistent Nasty Women3Oh noes. How will she stay relevant?
Marg1e431Satisfying - gratifying - hand-rubbingly good !!!!!
Jerry-Scott-FL1She needs to 🫲 HANDle 😂this loss like a professional and move on.
Lauren Boebert officially lost her House seat in Colorado. She has to find a real job now.
Mark Feldman 🇺🇲🇺🇦26There are plenty of jobs for her handy skills...
Captain Freney MacFellamy13Less useful than a toilet brush in her beloved 🇷🇺🫠
Caveman Fella12I don't think OnlyFan will take her back.
slavagondor.bsky.social9I've heard she's quite handy too.
Norlzz6Read that fast and thought "shit lost her house already, that was quick."
Kiwi Medic 🏥 🇧🇷6Send her to the front line.
Eileen Laubacher beats Boebert but wait until you hear what's happening in Alaska!
Voice of Reason9The Mississippi Senate vote-counting debacle appears to stem from the state's decision to purge 230,000 voters from the rolls. Apparently, officials accessed an Experian database to supposedly "strengthen the integrity" of the voter rolls. The result? A mountain of provisional ballots.
Guy B🌈7I'm loving that coffee mug.
Eileen Allison6Just a note on your daylight analogy. There's not a lot of daylight this time of year in Alaska 🤣
TheFakefakeNews 🇩🇴6Thanks Texas Paul!!! Yes my coffee is good and specially since it’s from my home country, Dominican Republic , and because I know that my vote to defeat Bobo was part of her defeat. Cups up!☕️
K4Change is on the RISE! Let’s goooooooooooooooo!! #Alaska #Mississippi #Vote #YourVoteMatters
JoseyRider3Paul, please urge your followers to ask their senators to vote no on this bill. Native Americans deserve our support.
I spoke with Eileen Laubacher (D) minutes after she declared victory over Rep Lauren Boebert (R) in deep-red #CO4. "I am clear on the fact that things haven't changed overnight for people," Laubacher said. "Their groceries don't cost less, their gas and diesel don't cost less."
Eurotrader farker16Eileen Laubacher is a retired two-star United States Navy rear admiral who served on the National Security Council under President Joe Biden. Just having basic competency in CD4 would have been good but having Laubacher is awesome
Melissa Browsing6I think part of the blue wave had to do with non-Maga Republicans staying home because they didn’t want to vote for the Republican, but they also didn’t want to vote for the Democrat because voting for a Democrat would’ve been a betrayal of their conservatism.
HonorableSteve2Actually it did gas went down a lot in the Springs. Will it stay down ? I donno
Alexander Clarkson29European parties dealing with any kind of electoral system should pay attention to what is set out here in terms of how, despite all the growth of digital media, important just constant physical presence is to win
Sara10I mean, their elected representative has never given a handjob at a traveling broadway show, so that's an improvement overall
Boebert was clinging to her seat like it was her date’s crotch at Beetlejuice. www.denvergazette.com/2026/11/09/l...
Frank Amari 11"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker
News From The Left1Beetlejuice, what an entertaining euphemism for her ejaculate. (Apologies for the crude nature of the comment.)
Uglyhead1Quinn [the bf] was doin some <serious> groping as well
Michael B Lehrhoff1Boebert was a little too handsy for her constituents.
🍁Christoforos🍁Leofwine🍁1So nearly half the voters in the state are raving lunatics that still support the pedo?
TMZ: CNN has called your race. Rep. Lauren Boebert: Do you think I listen to CNN?
sylvie39.bsky.social35The hair flipping from all.
Furioso Veteranus26I'm thinking based on cues, that this guy must be pretty good looking.
serialtwo_six14you can choose not to pick up the phone but it's just gonna keep on ringin'
Pamela in CA13OMG Sarah Palin vibes 😬
laura bishop12Keep flipping that hair, missy.
LordRobin9Ah, the ever-reliable “nuh-UH” defense! A bold strategy, Cotton! Let’s see how it plays out for her.
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮34I’m looking forward to the dissertation about TMZ turning into journalism and outclassing the national channels with its coverage.
🦊 🩵🐦⬛ 🇺🇸🦅 Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥5There’s something about oversized hoop earrings which just says, Lauren Boebert, aggressive handjob provider.
badwebsites3Remember that video, of her on a date in a movie theater. She kept grabbing that guy's hand & pulling him to grope her. It made national news, & the dude said he wouldn't see her again. He was humiliated, she seemed to like the attention.
Nolan Zugernat3That’s the good stuff there
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert just lost her re-election bid in Colorado. Eileen Laubacher wins the race, another Democratic victory in the historic Blue Tsunami.
Ted5How was it ever th8s close between them?
Ulrich Vissering3And more to come I think. Man, wasn't that fun to watch american elections for some time, especially when those at home suck.
m. hela fella2Colorado voted for that trailer trash Boebert multiple times. Unbelievable. Everyone deserves better than what Boebert provided or is capable of providing. She has behaved disgracefully & is an embarrassment to 🇺🇸 but this is how dumb, hateful & uneducated parts of 🇺🇸 are to want her representation.
Brizo752Will nobody think of the theatre handjob fans?
WorldFamous Jim2In a way, it must be pretty discouraging to Admiral Laubacher that it was ever even close between her and the proverbial "box of rocks" candidate. And if she had lost...? Glad that's finally in the rear view mirror now!
Old Butstillkicken1I prefer to say that an excellent Democratic candidate Eileen Laubacher defeated Boebert in Colorado.
A Congress without Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Green and Nancy Mace...someone pinch me.
💙💙💙💙bluegirl552I know!!! No Mitch, Graham, Tuberville in the senate. Looking forward to the 2028 purge if Dems don't screw it up.
Susannah R2It was a bad year for the pick-me chudettes, and I am here for it!
@Catbro24 &TarotCat2I feel giddy, like a little girl who got a kitten or puppy.
funderhill.bsky.social2Would be nicer without Schumer, Klobuchar, Fetterman, and 19 others who just voted for this big AI data center travesty apnews.com/article/perm...
Number One Hen1They can cage-match on a View-like format on FOX.
Malcolm Watson1Forget the pinch, I'll go with a good slap to make sure I'm awake!
My schaden continues to freude this week! "Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) was turned away from a House Republican meeting Tuesday morning, a day after CNN projected she had lost her seat" Already lost her number.😂 www.rawstory.com/boebert-gop-...
PortiaMcGonagal12"On Monday, CNN projected that Democrat Eileen Laubacher, a retired Navy rear admiral, would flip Colorado’s 4th District. AP has not called the race, in which Laubacher led by 3,237 votes with about 98% counted, according to the Denver Gazette." And Dems welcomed her to the caucus. Meanwhile...
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes6She’s going to spend more time with her family…’s probation officer.
Jean Krak3LOVE this for her 😂😀
David J. DeVore1If I may, again, Ms. McGonagal: "My schaden continue" or "My schade continues". ("Schaden" is plural; "schade" is singular.🙂)
If you'll allow me to spike the football, I've been saying Lauren Boebert might be toast since the summer. When I was at @the-independent.com, I wrote this IN SEPTEMBER! She lost favor with Trump, her personal life became a spectacle and an embarrassment. #CO04 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Eric Michael Garcia45Fuck it! I'm gonna gloat even more! I noticed Boebert might be in trouble in 2022 because I looked at her FEC forms and found out not only was her campaign broke: It was spending at a deficit. She nearly lost that race. So my colleague Sheila went to dig more. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Eve Castle2Boebert also endorsed Victor Marx. 🤦🏻♀️ At least CNN called the race for Laubach. It’s like watching a slow death. I hope she can’t come up with the $ for a recount.
Nichole2Boebert also closed at least one of her Colorado offices MONTHS ago. Name came off the building, and its empty. But she still lists it as an active office. Gotta wonder if she is writing off that rent and not actually paying it... But also Laubacher is a Republican and was registered as such in 2025
Peter Principle1She had a hand in her own defeat.
Nell Rook1The timestamp does real work: a September Independent article makes this a pre-election forecast, not hindsight. The sharper audit is which stated signal—Trump, spectacle, or CO-04 math—actually moved voters.
