Nvidia board prepares to remove Jensen Huang after probe into affairs
Nvidia’s board is reportedly preparing to oust CEO Jensen Huang, its founder and chief executive
I should probably reveal I've also been sleeping with him.
Aka, there is more than 2. He doesn’t have a pre-nup. This is going to be… LMAO.
NYT is reporting he was also in bed (literally) with one of his VPs. That’s usually the red line.
Can he take all the AI with him? It's slopping up everything.
listen, the affair with a Chinese spy is nothing. Selling GPUs to a company that you know is importing into China against the law is a crime! And that is why they need to fire him! I am sure others will follow.
This would be, objectively, very very funny and should be encouraged.
all it takes to Pop a Bubble is a single Prick
Board: You're fired. Huang: Ugh. Ok. [starts walking out] Board: STOP. The jacket... Huang: [stares, removes the jacket, folds it, places it on the table, leaves]
Just wait until they discover all of the AI girlfriends
I'm.probably going to go to well for this but Huang's Wang got him ousted
if you ever feel bad about yourself for being strung up over someone i hope this reminds you that you had more resolve and integrity than some dork in a leather jacket who risked and is likely to lose billions of dollars over his lack of either
AI finally making good on its promise of less time spent working
Little do they know, ousting is a sex thing he loves
If you’re waiting in line to reveal you’ve been sleeping with Jensen Huang STAY IN LINE
You fools! This just gives him *more* time to hump!
the Nvidia board backed him even after the spy stuff came out so it looks like this is mostly over sleeping with a subordinate
Like it or not, AI has become too central to the global economy to risk wild fluctuations based on a CEO’s dalliances. As a stockholder I demand that the next CEO of Nvidia be chemically castrated for the duration of their tenure
Make it every tech CEO just in case
Chemical castration insufficient, they might make decisions based on their own personal gains and preexisting family ties. The entire board should be composed of eunuchs, is what I'm saying.
Castration procedure carried out according to AI instructions, of course.
As a chemist, I try to always defend the honor of chemistry and don't have much use for physicists But just this once, physical would be safer than chemical
The scheming eunuch is making a big comeback in the 21st century
SOURCES: NVIDIA insiders feel betrayed. They believed Jensen Huang when he said all that lubricant was to keep his leather jackets supple
OK, fine, I'll do it
Trump received a Chinese spy warning about Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang in October 2025. That month, Nvidia donated US$25 million to his ballroom. He approved AI chip sales to China in December. Trump's investment accounts bought up to US$1 million in Nvidia shares days before the January export rule.
the line of dots connecting trump to anything terrible is always less than 3
He chose the ballroom over National Security. Let this sink in.
"The Rosen Law Firm said it had filed a class-action lawsuit in federal court in [SJ, CA], accusing Huang and AI behemoth Nvidia of failing to disclose information to shareholders about the Nvidia CEO's links to the woman accused of funneling information to Beijing." www.cbsnews.com/news/nvidia-...
Don’t tell me, firstly, that Huang didn’t know & wasn’t influenced by the Chinese spy &, secondly, Trump wasn’t aware of the whole thing yet aided China by allowing the chip sales just to make money off the ordeal. He worked against the nat’l security of the US & we all know what that’s called.
The corruption is just appalling. All of these people deserve worse than life in prison.
tRump falling asleep on the job.........AGAIN!!
I led counterintelligence. The bigger story than the Nvidia CEO being targeted in a Chinese honeytrap is Trump knowing and doing nothing. Subscribe to my Substack to get all my columns. open.substack.com/pub/lincolns...
He didn’t do nothing. He traded in their stock and allow the sale of chips to China.
THANK YOU! Why is this not the bigger story!? POTUS, SecState,Commerce, everyone knew and covered it up.
I am pretty sure Trump is pro honey pot. crooksandliars.com/2019/08/over...
I don’t think Trump did nothing. He did something. For himself.
President Trump and his Administration have nothing but contempt for national security procedures. (Witness Hegseth and Signal-gate.) According to reports, the President routinely uses unsecure cellphones to conduct sensitive matters. These clowns are a massive risk to our country's security!
This is what happens when the president can't read, and First Lady Natalie Harp doesn't view it as important enough to include in his clippings.
WSJ reports that Nvidia’s board is preparing to oust CEO Jensen Huang www.wsj.com/business/nvi...
Nvidia is building chips to handle Large Love Language Models.
Nvidia is one of the biggest weights in the S&P, so this isn't just a chip story. Anybody with an index fund in their 401k has a little skin in tonight's board meeting and doesn't know it.
All because he couldn’t keep it in his pants. What a foolhardy, reckless, hurtful decision on his part.
As it should be! What's taking so long? He's already been suspended from duties, right?
Nvidia has ~31,000 software engineers working R&D. You'd be a fool to believe its advances in algorithmic/parallel processing comes from one guy.
Not a moment too soon. And they better not put one of his family members in charge.
It's so funny because like. He's just some guy. He just happened to be CEO of NVidia when, for reasons having nothing to do with anyone who worked at Nvidia, it accidentally became the most important company in the world, and now his relative horniness is a matter of national security.
Boardroom coup against Jensen Huang. #econsky
Jensen Huang is Nvidia, and Nvidia is backstopping the entire U.S. economy. There is no succession plan. Truly terrifying how much one man's failings will affect us all.
The Nvidia CEO had a second affair, allegedly with an executive who reports to him, The New York Times reports. www.theverge.com/tech/1031652...
But these men say say women shouldn't be leaders because they are "too emotional" while they are lead around by their penises. And who is it, again, that can easily lead theses men around by their "members"?
He’s rich. He’s powerful. He’s intelligent. He’s influential. But he still can’t keep it in his pants. Men are so weak.
He’s leaving to spend more time with his mistresses
LMAO. Wonder how the market takes this news.
I don’t care about his sex life. I care about whether he’s been smuggling chips to China.
That poor HR person at Nvidia
every jacket I see this man wearing has the most divorced energy of all time
another plane has hit jensen huang's dingaling
second *that we know about*
We need to stop electing men to positions of leadership, it's clear they cannot be professional
Sir a second affair has hit
Jfc as if moral standard doesn’t apply to the rich
I can’t believe a second affair hit the tower lmaooo
When I told my husband about a second affair being uncovered, he said - and I fucking quote - "Don't you judge him! He's in his CEHoe phase!"
A second affair has hit the NVDA
Everything else aside, a good argument against the bizarre corporate structure where half the company are his direct reports
Does the next Nvidia CEO get the same leather jacket, or do they make him a new one?
The next Nvidia CEO gets a new leather jacket made out of Jensen Huang.
First they burn the previous one; the resultant smoke indicates they have chosen a new CEO
the jacket chooses its next wearer
it's a Mjolnir situation only those who are worthy may wear it
I think it just manifests; that's how they identify the successor
They destroy it and bury it with him, like the Ring of the Fisherman
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick was sent a highly classified memo warning about Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's relationship with suspected Chinese spy Alice Huang and the memo was circulated on Air Force One and Trump was briefed. www.axios.com/2026/11/10/l...
Lutnick and kushner need to be at the top of the list for people immediately investigated.
If this can sweep Lutnick out, at least the carnage will have a silver lining.
Lutwigg only covers shit up
Nutlick was heard saying "How do I find myself a honeypot?"
Did they show it to Huang as well?
"Commerce secretary and Epstein island frequenter Howard Lutnick" that is
Exclusive from @wsj.com: Nvidia preparing to oust Jensen 🎁 🔗 www.wsj.com/business/nvi...
Holy shit... This might not be "Tesla Ousts Musk" level, but he has been there THE WHOLE TIME.
Didnt see this HARD drop coming.
Starting to wonder what is leveraged on Nvidia's stock price? It's likely to go down even more, it seems.
Is it good when the company at the center of this bubble gets immediately destabilized? www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
leather jacket flew too close to sun
The board has all but no choice at this point, but … yikes.
Most efficient US IC takedown since Mossadegh.
It would be hilarious if this guy's horniness is what ends up popping the AI bubble he was instrumental in creating.
He’ll have more time for his true passion: fucking anything that moves.
put the ddr5 in the bag, big bro
an obit, wrapped in a lede, inside a leather-wrapped midlife crisis "Nvidia’s board is preparing to oust CEO Jensen Huang, its founder and chief executive after he had two extramarital affairs, including one with a suspected Chinese spy."
Guy just can’t keep his huang in his pants can he
Watch Nvidia try to come crawling back and sell to gamers again
These incidents are collectively easily sufficient to ground Jensen Huang's dismissal as Nvidia CEO.
Man if only they had gone to see Coldplay that kisskam operator would have broken this story much earlier.
“Mr. Huang also had an extramarital relationship with an executive who reports to him. Under Nvidia’s CoC , employees are told to “avoid situations where our actions create conflict” including “personal relationships,” and the company states that it “promptly investigates reports of misconduct.” NYT
#SuperIntelligence fellas are still susceptible to Steve Jobs Disease.
He's on the phone w Bezos Bezos: lose the mathlete jacket, take these steroids and here's a box of just for men. See you at the yacht club
Yikes that would do it. It's a pattern now. That divorce, oy