Report: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had affair with executive, board may oust him
You can't afford to be left behind. Everybody is doing it. You need to start having an affair with Jensen Huang. Or your competitors will.
Pretty soon, if you don't have an affair with Jensen Huang you'll be unemployable.
This one put me on the floor: h/t to @[email protected]
My university has signed a deal that will allow all students and faculty to have an affair with Jensen Huang
Call me old-fashioned, but it’s nice to know there are still billionaires out there sexually attracted to grown adults instead of children.
This is the peer pressure my parents warned me about
If you are in line to have an affair with Jensen Huang, STAY. IN. LINE.
Just this week my university announced workshops on How to Have an Affair with Jensen Huang, For Research Purposes. Supposedly, every academic field has to learn how to incorporate Having an Affair with Jensen Huang into our research and pedagogy.
It's inevitable and the technology is already here. People are using it. Why aren't you? You should have an affair with Jensen Huang today. 🍆
I'm hearing from industry sources that all podcasts now need to pivot to having an affair with Jensen Huang
Rough time to have to be redoing all my 2027 packages to include having an affair with Jensen Huang but a girl’s gotta face reality
China is already far ahead!
to disable having an affair with Jensen Huang in the latest iOS you need to go to Settings > My Account > Privacy > Billionaire Sex Pests
oh man, I read all the research wrong and just started an affair with Jensen Ackles. Is my company screwed?
We can't let China get ahead of us in the Having an Affair with Jensen Huang field. currently the US and China both have the lead in Having an Affair with Jensen Huang but many other countries are interested. DO YOUR PART
Honestly as common as this is your chances of having a baby with Elon Musk to save the white race that he won't acknowledge are still much higher.
This is probably what techbros talk about on vacation
GOP Sen. Kevin Cramer: "By the way, Jensen Huang himself has been a pretty bold, some might even say arrogant promoter, sort of dismissing our concerns about China having access to these these most advanced chips. And I do not take that lightly ... I would be happy to support a subpoena"
Also: Trump knew he was in bed with a spy. Why did he listen to him?
Republicans suddenly are opposed to finding waste, fraud, and abuse. Get their asses and don't be nice about it. Have the cops drag oligarchs in to testify like they are a five year old from Honduras at an immigration check in.
Every time the Democratic Party wins a majority, Republican scream it’s not a mandate. They win by one vote oh, they’ve got God on their side.
AMERICANS HATE CORRUPTION BE IT DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN LET'S GET A PROGRESSIVE SPEAKER www.change.org/p/make-ayann...
How much did Nvidia “donate” to the ballroom before Trump allowed them to sell their chips to China?
Will more problems pop up now that NVIDIA is under many microscopes? As the saying goes, follow the money. Is the AI circular financing a disguised Ponzi scheme that will crash when the AI circular financing slows or stops? Any forensic accountants here ? bsky.app/profile/jess...
Before the affair that now threatens his job as Nvidia’s chief executive, Jensen Huang was introduced to his future romantic interest, Alice Huang, by a Chinese businessman he’d known for a decade, Kang Wei. Kang also happened to be Alice Huang’s husband, said people who know the couple.
Could this story stop getting weirder, please? Is Kang just into that or did he take one for the team? The CCP probably gives medals to guys who give away their wife to recruit an asset. The kind of medal you don't get to take home and they just keep it for you in a vault somewhere.
Which affair. You need to specify.
Jensen Huang spent decades building the infrastructure to power the multiverse, only to have his own Kang variant trigger the collapse of the NVIDIA timeline.
Men being taken down because they think with their dicks is a story as old as time.
So her own husband introduced her to Juang to have an affair to gather intel Sounds like a pair of chinese spies, not a husband and wife
some fellas are into that sort of thing, I won’t judge
fui vender chips na casa do meu amigo e a esposa dele estava uma delícia
entra o elemento cuck no plot
Uma vez ouvi falar de um casal de empresários que usava isso como estratégia pra fechar negócios, chegava a destruir casamentos e carreiras alheias pra conseguir os clientes
“CEO da NVidia perde cargo após ser envolvido em uma trama de cuckold internacional” não tava no meu bingo
Sounds like a novel written by AI.
Tem sempre um cuck no meio
todo dia uma camada diferente nisso aqui
Essa fofoca só melhora pqp
Jensen telling his wife he is Poly defense grows after every post
З цього треба робити міні-серіал для Netflix.
I’m thinking of banning Having an Affair with Jensen Huang in my upcoming college writing seminar, except for discrete research uses disclosed to the professor
My god, do you want your students to be left behind?!
Fortunately, given how heavily this is being integrated into higher education, there’s an AI tool instructors can use to detect whether student writing relies on Affair with Jensen Huang!
Good luck finding any students.
I have a clear statement in my syllabus prohibiting students from Having an Affair with Jensen Huang. But after conversations with the Disabilities Office, I now understand that some methods of Having an Affair with Jensen Huang can be useful for some student disability accommodations.
I read this quickly and my eyes skipped over the word “banning” but fortunately I have now reread it.
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