Pakistan mediator says U.S.‑Iran peace deal 'closer than ever'
REPORTER: “Do you have a deal with Iran?” TRUMP: “Yes, it’s a GREAT deal!” REPORTER: “What are the terms?” TRUMP: “Terms that make it great!” REPORTER: “Are they opening the Strait of Hormuz? Giving you the uranium?” TRUMP: “You are a very nosy person. How dare you try to spoil Great Deal Day?”
Hey it's Jim!51Straight up cannot tell if this is satire or just an actual conversation
Richard Angeloni Photography22In other words, we have no deal and if we do, it's probably the same or worse than the deal Obama's team negotiated.
donbpa.bsky.social14Just once. Just once I wish a reporter that's treated so shitty by that treasonous felon would literally tell Trump to F Off.
DW9It'd be comical if it wasn't so predictable
Logan Five8Is there a single reporter left in the press who recognizes that his word means zero — and all he’s trying to do is step on Obama’s Presidential Library opening this week? I assure you he will ask for network time for a “national address” at the very same time the ceremony in Chicago is going on.
MadGreek 🧿7Are we back to that again? We bomb the shit out of your country and we return and spend billions on reconstruction and you become one of the most successfully economic powers in the world. Yeah, looking at you Japan & Germany. Iran wants this deal.
Mike from Burke (now Cville)6Bear in mind he doesn’t actually KNOW the terms of the alleged deal.
Ciel6Market manipulation days seem to be getting more frequent.
El Asador Aleman4Interesting spin to call a reporter “nosy”.
© 2026 Matt Thompson. All Rights Reserved.4“I can’t talk about it orbit won’t happen, so if it doesn’t happen it will be YOUR FAULT”
Jozef Imrich4Yet another taco deal 🔥 Obama’s deals were and will be always better …
D Gulley 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦4OMG the most arrogant self-centered lying President in history. Friendly reminder; hey bud you work FOR the American people.
David Levine4And don't forget to place a bet on tonight's big fight!
Spiked Doormat4All Baby Donald has left are confabulation and magical thinking.
siliconvalleydude.bsky.social4The Iranian government really should start holding a daily press conference so that we know what's really going on.
Eric Hanson esq4That's Trumpspeak for NO and NO
Democracy-Rising3For Trump, everyday is Greater Dementia Day.
Roger O'Keeffe3He hasn't a clue what's happening in his name. But is he at least beginning to realise that he needs to leave the important stuff to the adults?
Paul Shendler2I don’t believe a word out of trump’s lying idiot-hole.
AyJay2How dare you try to destroy Obama Appreciation/Epstein Files Day? 🥳
Michael Mitchell2What is sad is that I don't know if that is a joke or real.
Fun Puns 242HMMMM.... HAS HE REALLY GOT AN APPROVED AGREEMENT? OR JUST WANTS THE ATTENTION ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
furryninja.bsky.social2Those pesky facts, such a thorn for Lyin' Pig.
Jack2The correct answer should've been: "Isn't it Sunday? Aren't the markets opening tomorrow?"
happy-daze1.bsky.social2Iranian hawks in Congress are going rip Trump another hole when they find out the terms he agreed to.
BREAKING NEWS: White House insiders leak that President Trump fully understands that he has lost the war. However, he is baffled as to why Iran won't give him the same deal that he would have gotten if he had won.
Vanessa51Because of the Trump regime the whole world is now aware of how dangerous the Trump Netanyahu alliance is to peace in the Middle East. Bombing Iran exposed the lies and propaganda of USA and Israel. It was never about nukes ….It was always about oil, greed ,genocide and a land grab. Disgusting !!
Steve Woodsmall, PhD34He’s baffled by everything. He’s a fucking moron.
Nancy Ann ❌👑 👍🏻🐸30He still is operating like the moron who ran trump inc. He took smaller companies to court & forced them to give up because he was willing to spend a fortune to “win”. That doesn’t work with whole countries. He’s too ignorant to learn from history & too egotistical to ever admit he’s wrong.
Patrick Vaanhold19He's probebly baffled that he won't even get the deal Obama had with Iran.
Mr. Crowley 🤘🤘💚🇺🇦16He’s baffled because he’s a stupid fuck with or without dementia
Moriah11All Trump is left with is this title…
T Antony 🏳🌈11Trump and the Drunk opened their zippers and exposed all. Iran now knows they got nothing. As suspected long ago, a trillion dollars a year for the Boys with Toys club was an utter waste of money. The US military is without honor. Shut it down.
Gill L11Note to little Donnie - If you weren’t such a fucking spoilt child and torn up the agreement that Obama made you wouldn’t have caused the death of many brave people. Just accept that you need to go live in a quiet nursing home where you can sleep as long as you like Regards Everyone
They Say10Why do we tolerate a corrupt, dishonest, and immoral president who drags us into wars and causes so much harm? What benefit do ordinary Americans derive from having Trump as president? America must finally talk about its racism.
Count_Floyd9A POTUS with a 2yr-old's brain in decline is less than ideal.
Rick Paisano8To say that he's a stupid jackass would be an understatement.
scouseraffa.bsky.social8Trump baffled that he got a bad deal. Well if you send inexperienced, unqualified, incompetent morons to do negotiations who only got their jobs because they're family or implicated in the Epstein files of course you're going to get a bad deal.
Rasputins Geist7The Iran deal for the Strait of Hormuz will look like this: American and Israeli ships will pay 10% of the transported goods' value in tolls, the rest 0.1%. This will finance the war damage that these two criminal states have inflicted on Iran.
Ray in Houston4Entitled man-baby gotta entitled man-baby.
mac124.bsky.social3Last week both Mike Johnson and Stephen Miller said spending on “entitlements” like our social security and medicaid are the problem. Looks like they are next to cut to keep funding billionaire tax cuts and corrupt windfalls. Further squeezing us dry for the billionaires.😕hbk
Djmonijn3He will be lucky to get back to where we were before he stole taxpayers money for his supposed war
Rosecrucian Roeth3Senility raises it's dysfunctional head. 🤪
Chronoss Chiron3ask trump if he ever sees this in his dreams
MJ3SMH Dementia Don is one sicko.
Daisy Blue3Hope he gets ‘that’ heart attack today
Unstable Genius3I genuinely have no idea if this is a joke. That's how stupid he is.
CBTbiscuit2Putin style negotiation "I attacked you first and now Im losing, why wont you let me win?!"
Caseyjonesed2his stupidity has NO limits!
Knotabot2He's baffled by a lot of things.
democracy4u.bsky.social2Baffled that his revenge isn't working
steve52.bsky.social2Because Iran is not run by demented morons. They know they have won, and they intend to act like they won. They're going to rub Trump's nose in his own shit, like a misbehaving dog.
Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay2The man’s just a window-licking, sex-offending cretinous oaf.
🇺🇸🇺🇦2He didn’t even get the same deal that Obama had in place. All this winning.
Bluesky Parties2it’s a rare individual indeed that survives 80 years on this planet and doesn’t learn a single thing
Trout Beales2It’s a shit show Trump has no fucking clue is hat he’s doing and is too engrossed in enriching himself & his family & criminal personal allies
Once again, Trump is saying an Iran deal will be signed today, even though it’s not really a deal, it’s a memorandum of understanding. And I just read that Iran is saying, “Not so fast.” One thing is clear: everyday folks aren’t buying what Trump is selling anymore…
pandagrl1.bsky.social13This notion that the war has gone on for 50 years is Trump speak. We have not been at war with Iran for 50 years, but they have been a thorn in our side. It is never mentioned we helped overthrow their democratically elected leader in the 1950s for the oil and helped install the brutal Shah.
RiseUp!! (Formerly Maskup)6He's saying that because it's Sunday. Tomorrow is Monday on Wall Street.
Lyle Scout6Anyone who's had experience with MOUs knows they are basically conditional agreements to agree with terms left to be determined. Trump's MOU isn't with the paper it's written on.
Jay Lee5He honestly believes they want to give him a "deal" for his birthday. Peak pathetic narcissism.
True Blue 🇦🇺🐨3🚨 "That's dumb with a B for any illiterate President that is watching!" The peace deal that's NOT a deal! In Australia we call it a Clayton's Deal (which is used to describe an agreement, offer, or arrangement that appears legitimate but LACKS legal binding)
🌸Juls🌸⚖️3More market manipulation. Tired of these criminals
The Subsequent Mrs. de Winter2Gee, I guess the 39th time (or was it the 40th?) was not the charm?
Trump just announced a US-Iran deal is being signed tomorrow — Wild timing, because there’s a detail floating around that deserves more attention if true… Maybe we should take notes 👀 Iran reportedly brought in senior psychologists to help them negotiate with Trump.
🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷57They allegedly believe he’s operating in an impaired state — so they’ve been building psychological profiles and vetting every message before it passes through mediators
Tastes Like Purple25Everyone on the Iranian negotiating team has a PhD. Trump sent fucking Jared. They are wildly outmatched. Trump thinks Iran is a third world country but they’re one of the just educated countries on earth. Disagree with how they use that education all you want but they aren’t manipulable.
LannaMick17I thought it was a well know fact that trump was 'legitimately mentally ill' !
nodietofworms.bsky.social10He is mentally ill. Its obvious to everyone except to those whose jobs depend on not knowing.
Duncan Jones8Are we looking at a Trump Tehran hotel complex getting green lit?
We all Belong!6Why haven’t the democrats in congress come up with this?
Sailing Steve5No one told the Iranians that the signing was today…
Gene Nash4They're correct. He IS seriously mentally ill.
cheddargram.bsky.social3Th Iranians know he’s a nutter…too bad the Guardians of Pedophiles and MSM pretend he’s not.
BC Rick ..💯🇨🇦one of the owners of🇨🇦3The only people on the planet that don’t think Trump is mentally ill is Americans… They voted for him… twice🤨
KevTheRev3$5 says he'll declare (lie) that an agreement as signed at his Birthday/Bread/Circus debacle to puff himself up and we'll then hear from Iran on Monday that he's full of it. Basically, what he's been doing this whole time.
Gigix32Cluster B any/all of them
@debbie1562Trump is truly a psychopath.
As it stands this is a crushing defeat for Trump. Iran got everything it wanted. The US ends up with a worse deal than Obama had, which Trump tore up, and it cost billions and lives to get there.
Mark Chadbourn165Netanyahu has told Trump that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon-related part of the proposed US-Iran agreement, Maariv reports. Israel plans to keep troops in Lebanon, continue operations against Hezbollah, and respond to attacks as needed.
Hoon7Yeah but Trump doesn’t care, because he bet big on the financial markets to make money. It’s always been about money for him
DCLascelle 🇨🇦6I’m sticking with my initial prediction:
September5Also something always comes along and rains on your parade #lighningmaps
Rob Hughes3Thank you, Mark. I'm lucky to have been able to not follow the to-ings and fro-ings today. I'm very grateful for your reporting and summary. Thank you
Trump is reportedly considering additional concessions to secure a deal with Iran today, including the immediate lifting of the naval blockade and restrictions in the Strait of Hormuz.-Ynet
Meanolebazztard80The art of the cave
Mark Hartig71He wants so badly to announce it at his birthday party. What a disgrace.
Jay’s Art Corner18The great deal maker, giving Iran exactly what they want.
Pope of Chili Town17Take him to the cleaners, Iran
PaulyMac 🇨🇦15Iran is really bending him over.
namehereguy.bsky.social13Still think the sticking point is "get Israel to stop bombing proxies" and Trump is not delivering that.
Mike, The Wrath of God9Before this is over he’s going to give them the Grand Canyon, the Dallas Cowboys and Tom Hanks
I was told we won the war and it was over
amkrdea.bsky.social7Before we know it all our first born children will be given up.
Brian F. Kelcey4Perhaps he should offer them some crypto
Mina2The pallets of cash he must be offering! Transferred through GCC of course.
Enna Kros2Trump desperately wants to make a big announcement tonight on settling another war! “I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizes And sweets and surprises Of all shapes and sizes And now! Don’t care how, I want it now ! Don’t care how, I want it now!” "I Want It Now"
A. Boettger2Trump can’t control Israel, and Netanyahu knows this.
It Ain't Me.2He's going to give up everything to get this signed on his birthday.
Mo Latno Bill Phelan2It’s not a deal. It’s a memorandum.
BigBoy2Has all this just been sweetening the deal until Iran can be convinced to let Israel finish annexing Lebanon?
As if Netanyahu will allow a peace deal to happen … The likelihood of a deal in Iran was thrown into doubt today when Israel struck what it called a Hezbollah command center in Beirut's suburbs. Iran warned it may abandon negotiations with the US & respond militarily. www.wsj.com/world/middle...
Feelingantsy 🇬🇧🇩🇪. Maker of Puns5Netanyahu has no interest in peace potentially followed by jail time
DvdRbnsn3Netanyahu: Don't worry about causing inflation. Trump: Yes sir. Netanyahu: Now stop bothering me with your stupid questions. Trump: Yes sir. Netanyahu: You reek. Trump: Yes sir.
Amelia Bedelia3Iran already said theres no deal. The felon liar gets these news outlets to keep repeating his bs.
Middlerage2Trump started it anyway! He can blame anyone he wants 🙄 bsky.app/profile/midd...
Strandschaf2If Trump said it, then there will be a deal. He always tells the truth!
Trump brags that an Iran 'Peace Deal' will be signed today. Iran isn't so certain. In any case, it won't actually be a 'peace deal', it will be a 'Memorandum of Understanding', resolving nothing, that simply kicks the can down the road for another 60 days. Israel isn't committed to it. What a mess 🙄
The Viceroy of Colorado6Iran has already said that it won't happen today. They explicitly stated that they're not going to give him the opportunity to make it all about himself on his birthday.
Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸2It won't be a peace deal and Iran is doing what Rump's cabinet should be: consulting with top psychiatrists on how to handle the lunatic they put in power. www.youtube.com/shorts/fEgrN...
Everyone but Iran wants an Iran deal. Iran wants as much as it can get, which is a lot, but everyone else wants an Iran deal. The problem is, until there is an incredibly painful price spike which is real, not theoretical, there's no real reason for grandpa to cave that grandpa understands.
Lord Businessman II73This cycle, where he is negotiating behind teh scenes and there is talk about the proximity to the deal should be understood primarily in terms of what grandpa thinks it will take to break he Iranians, and from the beginning, its been right around the corner the whole time.
Odrok the Deceiver4I can't remember a worse own-goal than attacking Iran. They're in the driver's seat for the foreseeable future. They can afford to sit tight. While we draw down our oil reserves, they're just collecting tolls. Trump has no escape hatch here, & he might even realize that, if only unconsciously.