Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized, office says he is receiving 'excellent care'
Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, was admitted to the hospital Sunday morning, and his spokesperson David Popp said he is receiving "excellent care." McConnell's office released no reason for the hospitalization and did not say how long he will remain under medical care. McConnell, the Senate Republican leader from Kentucky, has faced multiple health problems in recent years, including a March 2023 concussion and broken ribs after a fall and an episode in July 2023 when he froze mid-sentence. The hospitalization matters because McConnell directs Republican Senate strategy, and any extended absence could affect floor scheduling, committee leadership, or party decision making.
Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having
McConnell is the man that didn't even want our first responders to have healthcare. It took Jon Stewart shaming him into doing so... #MitchMcConnell
Mitch McConnell has done more damage to Congress than anyone else—starting with his refusal to grant a Senate hearing to Obama’s SCOTUS nominee, to ramming through the appointments of Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. The thought of the damage he caused makes my blood boil.
I hope he is distressed about what he has helped to do to the White House and the country. No sympathy.
As I’m paying over eight hundred dollars a month for healthcare with a 10 grand deductible and can’t afford my medication, because of how he voted. I have no sympathy for this PoS.
McConnell is a corrupt amoral sociopath. A pretender. Like his associates.
This whole fascist authoritarian corrupt cruel regime must be held accountable.
The Turtle will meet his Maker.
It wouldn't be his first time, either. At the age of 2, McConnell had contracted polio and received care and treatment at the Roosevelt Warm Springs Institute, which was operated by the state of Georgia. Socialized healthcare saved his life and he spent his career denying it for others.
I’d like to know how much taxpayer money 22 doctors for 🍊💩4🧠s is costing us all.
As the Bible hath instructed: The best care for me, but not for thee… 🧑⚕️ 🏥
I know its a longshot, but I truly hope he needs an abortion.
I am praying for a swift end and some much needed relief as another monster passes away.
The healthcare WE paid for. This asswipe caused as much damage to this country as anyone. We have him to thank for the supreme less court. 0 I mean less than 0?sympathy.
And paid for by us, the people he spent his entire career preventing from attaining healthcare.
Painful to read that his advisor obviously thinks that he needed to point out that his boss receives excellent healthcare when millions of Americans don’t have the same access because of him.
Well, whatever it is, I hope it drags on and is excruciating.
VERY disappointing he‘s also one of the longest serving (Republican) Senators in U.S. history then. Oh well!
Amen to that. What a class A jerk and horrible person!!
Wow. He's been so quiet of late he had fallen into my People That You Thought Were Dead File
of course...it's all so toxic...
And other Americans are paying for it
He should be presented with The Big Beautiful (hospital) Bill afterwards.
I'm sure he can get all the input from RFK and Oz he would like.
I'm just glad Mitch McConnell lived long enough to see what he personally enabled when he stopped the push to impeach Trump after the January 6th coup.
Here lies Mitch McConnell. He loved power over everything else.
He’s prolly real proud of that SCOTUS he built, here at the end of all things.
I’ll say this. McConnell single handily put us in this place. Not letting Obama seat a SC judge. Not impeaching the orange shit stain twice. Fuck him. Really. Just fuck him.
I know *I’ll* never forget.
With all due respect, fuck him. www.axios.com/2019/01/22/m...
When he dies, please make sure somebody lets us know where the grave is. I desperately want to visit.
I hope he lives long enough to see his party get obliterated in the midterms
you’re so close mr. reaper, please keep playing
I want him to live long enough to see the court expanded and everything he did to bribe justices and steal seats from Democratic presidents go to shit.
First line of his eventual obit should note that he failed at his main goal: Making the first Black president a one-termer.
I hope he realizes he's mainly responsible. The sonofabitch could have stopped this.
If the doctors choose to resuscitate perhaps some one could step in and stop it because it's an election year
Won't this screw with their very narrow Senate majority between now and the mid-terms or new Congress in 2027? KY has a Dem governor. So McConnell either does a Feinstein and vanishes from the Senate for months, or the KY governor slow-walks the appointment and special election of a replacement.
Praying to San Recto, patron saint of assholes, that he gets what he deserves.
If McConnell and Trump arrive at the gates of hell at the same time, I want video.
I find it highly unlikely that McConnell is more disappointed than happy about the results of his life's work, including his protection of Trump
It started before the coup. All McConnell had to do in Nov 2020 was congratulate Biden, encourage other GOP pols to do the same, and they could have pulled the rug out from under the whole "stop the steal" nonsense. And 1/6 would likely never have happened. The GOP enabled all of it.
Mitch frequently displays that goopy expression that signals he's aware an eternity of torment awaits him in the lake of fire. He quit glancing over his shoulder to track death's progress because it made him dizzy and he fell down.
Ya know, he probably doesn’t care.
The very worst person to ever serve in the United States Senate. Fuck him. I hope he is suffering.
May he burn in Hell
*morphs into Zuzu* Everytime trump lies that he has a deal, an elderly bastard goes into the hospital. The rest of them should be getting more concerned.
If the thing happens to him on Trump's birthday, would that steal Trump's thunder for his cage match? It would be an insidious way to get even.
And it's guaranteed that Trump will shit on McConnell's memory after he dies as thanks.
And Trump never even treated him with respect after he did it. Pathetic.
Oh, long before that. He and Gingrich and their single minded focus on power over all else paved the way for this degradation.
He doesn’t care… he’s a tyrant after all. He’s an OG southern nazi from way back.
A sociopath doesn’t feel remorse. Medicaid saved his life when he contracted polio as a kid. He then spent his adulthood trying to end Medicaid for everyone else.
He got power and used it. That's all he ever cared about.
He didnt and doesn't care. He knew what he was doing
I look forward to his obituary. Miserable racist prick.
Seems like an appropriate time to repost this. bsky.app/profile/bake...
I really could not care less but almost wish there WAS a hell for that sack of malice and meanness would certainly on a fast track to it.
Let him live till 2032, see the SCOTUS and the Fed Jud cleaned out and up. Consider all of Leo's hitler youth Federalists suspect combatants. No new Leo's brownshirts on any fed bench. Deport Leo to Moscow, it is lovely this time of year.
He’s an evil PoS. He’s only mad that he can’t personally cause more suffering of the vulnerable
He told his fellow Republicans to vote against impeachment as a "personal favor" to him. I'll never forget it. He is personally responsible for letting all this happen to all of us.
He has no soul and it doesn't matter to him. BUT karma will get him soon
It’s funny that you think he cares.
Uh, the enabling started with his refusal to allow a sitting president to pick a Supreme Court justice
I do hope he’s in pain
I do hope the next chapter of Mitch McConnell's existence has him forced to watch presidential news stories of the last 18 months, on repeat, forever
Uhhh….wrong guy, Mr. Grim Reaper, though this is a good start.
Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been hospitalized. His senior adviser David Popp says he is receiving “excellent care.”
Of course. All of them get to have excellent care. While the working class people have to fight for ours.
He’s had government healthcare for about 41 of my 43 years of life. I just learned this today. That is way too long to be in office. And we should all have excellent free healthcare.
Turtle could really upstage taco on his big day.
Oh no. What’s for lunch? Hopefully he spends eternity in hell listening to the speeches of Barack Obama on endless repeat
Oh no what if it’s nothing serious
Seems like a good time to mention that 24 members of Congress are age 80 or over. And that 13 of them are running for re-election! Not to mention: the sleepy, cranky old guy currently trashing the White House--the one on a tax-payer funded spending spree--turns 80 today.
What he should get is the care he voted for others to receive
It would be a shame if Mitch died and a Dem was appointed to his seat.
I pray he dies a painful death!
Satan awaits this one. Pure evil.
He's lucky he has health care insurance isn't he?
Will he visit Trump as the ghost of Congress past?
Healthcare for me but not for thee...
I’ve got my screen shot of tRump’s reaction to Bob Mueller’s death at the ready to plagiarize.
I hope Mitch gets what he deserves. That's all I'm saying.
Sorry about his illness but we should set term limits.
God if only the rest of the 84 year olds in this country could receive the same level of “excellent care”.
Cue up Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust"?
Kentucky has a Dem Governor, if he goes to the light, Dem Governor can and should immediately appoint Dem Senator!!!
Yeah, the same care he denied to his fellow Americans!! 🖕🖕🖕
people who old political office and serve as judges should 1. make no more than $60k/ yr salary 2. not able to trade stocks, and neither should their spouses 3. they have to acquire their own health insurance 4. they cannot serve on any corporate board for a period of 10 yrs after office
….Unlike the rest of Americans.
I’m sorry to hear that. He’s an evil prique who needs to leave this planet. Hopefully in pain.
Meanwhile people I know personally get their treatment denied as “medically unnecessary” and have to crowdfund their medical costs. This will continue until our representatives have to use the same healthcare system as us.
So he’s not gonna be at the White Trash House UFC event tonite?
Of course he is we pay for his healthcare!!
We'd rather it was trump. Seriously.
May he be in great discomfort.
That’s what government provided healthcare looks Like. The rest of us are sol
Of course he is. He has the gold standard of healthcare-government health insurance-available only for the privileged and powerful. Many working class Americans would like his healthcare too. All Americans DESERVE the healthcare he receives. David, as they all are, is a snob & is tone deaf.
I hope Moscow mitch gets the care the gop wants for the masses.
Keep us updated if, the birthday boy goes to the hospital
An intern should slip into his room and whisper in his ear "say hello to Hitler for me."
Thought and prayers. To the medical professionals working so hard.
I wish him a very fine nothing. There is a direct line from his actions to Trump's lack of consequences, return to power, and subsequent horrors. Rest in piss, war criminal scum. Deeply complicit. Pity he won't hang at the Hague with the rest when all this comes due.
Well, whatever it is, I hope it drags on and is excruciating.
Moscow Mitch always said we have term limits…”they’re called elections.” The second worst man in America…
He took excellent care of ruining the country.
Wishing no harm, but end this gerontocracy via reform. If there was ever a G7 that needed reform, it’s this one
I don’t want my taxes to pay for this!
Of course he's getting excellent care while most of his constituents can't afford healthcare or medication.
Excellent medical care that the McConnell's GOP has denied millions of others.
That old man let trump off of the impeachment hook, and look where we are now.
He, along with Trump & Murdoch, have completely changed and essentially destroyed American Democracy and world standing. Musk is striving to surpass them all in the “Evil Hall of Fame”.
Free premium healthcare paid by taxpayers, how ironic
May he rot in pieces!
So not able to vote in Senate, bummer
Of course he is: he has excellent health insurance- paid for by the America he betrayed…
Glad he is getting excellent care, wish everyone got that! Respectfully, this is another example of why term limits are necessary for constituents!
Excellent care like what? Mummification?
10+ years too late..... a vile turtle. He wouldn't give a care in the world for anyone elses "care" or medical coverage. P.s. if someone health is not functioning, they should NOT be making decisions for the rest of us, because we know its not for our (normal citizens) benefits.
Satan selects the wrong one, yet again
Slow and painful I hope...as he has done to others
Thoughts and prayers I guess.
I don't give a damn that he's in the hospital getting the best of care, while we the people can't even afford Healthcare, thanks to Moscow Mitch, and his fellow GOP'ERS. I will never forgive, nor forget, that you as head of the Senate had the Ability to save America, indeed the whole world
Beelzebub eagerly awaits his arrival!
He needs to step down.
Hey! My father is 87!! WTH is this old man doing in Congress!!
I really don’t care, do you? While that old fossil receives “excellent care” others are deciding whether to eat or pay medical insurance.
oh I’m sure he’s not left in the lobby for hours, then sent home without aftercare.
Let's hope it is "End Of Life Care".
He's receiving excellent care? You're welcome.
Everybody needs to lay off. It’s not easy to find a vet that specializes in middle aged tortoises.
Tots and pears to the old Toad I guess
Really poor form to wish anyone dead so I just won't say anything.
hmmm....I don't consider my medical coverage "excellent. In fact, I don't really know many, if any, people who would consider their medical coverage "excellent". I would actually consider sub-par at the best. Thanks, Mitch. That is your's and the GOP legacy. #FGOP #IsHeDeadYet
Time for that ghoul to go….straight to Hell.
Cool, I hope it’s slow and agonizing and that what’s waiting for him after is 1000x worse
The kind of care we peasants don’t deserve.
Wishing nothing but the worst for him
Of course he is receiving EXCELLENT CARE. He made sure people got SHIT CARE for coverage & now is rubbing in his excellent care. He is more responsible for the state of our country than anyone else. He could have IMPEACHED & REMOVED Trump but asked for a personal favor to Senators to vote no. F HIM.
Too bad. He should get what his poorest constituents have and not a band aid more.
That’s the same level of care he has tried to prevent regular americans from receiving
I hope RFK Jr is his doctor! And I’m sure Trump is worried sick about him!
And I’m sure Mitch McConnell is getting the best healthcare money can buy while so many Americans don’t have access. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
All politicians should have the same health care as the poorest American. Nothing less, nothing more.
Best healthcare OUR tax dollars can buy.
A walking advert for mandatory retirement at 65 for all politicians made flesh.
Watch this wretched man die miserably, taking nothing that his avarice and corruption acquired except the eternal condemnation of having hurt everyone but his rich white friends. Ditto for every treasonous GOP bastard selling out our democracy to billionaire rule.
Schrödinger's politician - simultaneously dead and alive.
Mitch has made it his mission to deny affordable healthcare to Americans. I hope he’s getting the level of care that karma has in store for him.
He is getting the best medical care We can buy while he considers us suffering 'Not his problem'
Mitch McConnell, just as big of a bitch as Donald
the big beautiful obituary being anticipated is not his, but it would be accepted, just not as a substitute, as a preview.
He should demand one of those magic beds the MAGA 30% insist exist in DC
That’s best “healthcare available” that “WE” pay for
Without Mitch, there would be no Dobbs, no presidential immunity, no Calais. Credit where credit is due.
Exactly but he’s gonna pass within the next 48 hours. I’m gonna call it now.
Rest in Hell, Turtle. What? Too soon?
Live your life in such a way that millions aren’t cheering for your death.
I couldn’t be his nurse or doctor. I’d have to walk away.
Today is the monster's birthday. What if the UFC debacle is rained out and McConnell dies, stealing all the press and hoopla from the birthday creep?
Not just that so many Americans don’t have access to health care—Mitch helped deny their access to health care!
I’ve spent my life providing Care to the have & have nots! Regarding medicine, my opinions are strong, regarding the have & have Nots-stronger! He is certainly high risk, aging, history of what looks like seizures or TIAs, several falls, He’s getting the best care. I just want that for everyone!
Excellent care he would deny all Americans if he'd been able to pull it off in 2017.
Never forget that this POS played a huge role in what our country is experiencing now
Here's hoping he receives all the care and empathy he has shown to the American people.😐
Americans thinking about their health insurance:
I have healthcare (for now) because I live in California and don’t work because of long covid. So I‘m basically stuck living on 18k a year because if I tried to work a few hours a week so I could actually afford food I would also get kicked off free healthcare.
Please don't take this away from us! We're still waiting for it....
I thought he was dead based on his last public appearance
Pray for an open shoebox funeral. 🙏
Take Donnie with you, Mitch.
Only the best taxpayer funded healthcare for Mr McConnell.
May he have the day he deserves
Of course. They all do - on our dime. No sympathy for him.
The Wizard says... 'I ain't gonna give 'em no heart... 'cause, that guy's lived his whole life without one... anyways'
Not the obit I’m wanting but I would take it happily.
He help screw poor Americans cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...
Exactly, sir he gets no pity from me. Fuck him.
This one is going to be the third version of "Weekend at Bernie's".
Here’s hoping they sent their best fucking doctor to help them
Put him on an ice floe
Let's all hope he's receiving comfort care only because he's too old and weak to have surgery of any kind.
Every time I see this old motherfucker, I fantasize about ....
He earned his death 40yrs ago.
I cant even make it to work on Monday because fuel prices are too fucking high. #FuckMcConnell
Fuck him! He’s fucking monster and asshole!! Shalom
Mitch has a great part of responsibility of allowing Trump to destroy democracy. I recall Mitch saying Trump Is guilty and has not gotten away with anything Yet. Then Mitch voted to let him Get away with everything. Is there any Republican who doesnt lie as easily as they breathe
It must be nice …. My premiums increased by 70% January 1st.
Must be a real challenge to find a veterinarian capable of working on such an ancient creature.
He's being seen by only the best turtle veterinarians ...
Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. Or quick.
The best healthcare that money can buy and he gets it for free
St Peter, you have one job. Now do it!
MS NOW: Mitch McConnell has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known.
Tonight’s Mitch McConnell- Chuck Grassley MMA match has been unavoidably postponed.
It's hard on the body living without a spine.
Republicans have just announced that Mitch McConnell is their next candidate for president
How fitting for him to go to the hospital on Obama appreciation day. 😁
He gets socialized healthcare. We don’t.
Is McConnell just determined to die on the Senate floor or what jfc
The Grim Reaper has the chance to be a real bro.
I hope it hurts, whatever it is
The shame has become unbearable?
OMG He's actually still alive‽
This, plus Cassidy & Cornyn kicking off their payback tours, makes the Senate a very different body than it was 8 weeks ago.
His move to block President Obama from getting a SC seat was the most consequential Senate action of the century.
Thoughts and prayers. Not for him but for the shit sandwich he has left us with.
So long as he doesn’t leave there alive, I’m okay with it.
The only Turtle I would cook in my soup.
I'd guess he was hitting the gym too hard
Don’t like him but being a human being myself I have to use the heart that FDJT keeps trying to take away from me and be a better person. I send prayers because I’m a Christian the New Testament believes me to be. Period
Governor Beshear must replace a republican senator with a republican. KY rewrote their constitution to tie the hands of governors.
I'm not as old as Sen McConnell, and doing something you love to do and are good at it, until you die is fine. Holding on to power when others are also capable (probably more so) is not so good. To be an effective senator is a demanding job and hanging around to only be a "party-line vote" is silly.
If he kicks it, you'll know because of Trump's incessant gloating.
Prayers that he gets the quality and level of care a woman with an ectopic pregnancy in a pro life state receives🙏🏻
I believe that it's called extreme old age.
Time to pull the plug so I can charge my phone!
the 1000 yard stare due to sacrificing children probably got him.
Don’t miss your fucking appointment Mitch
okay you have my attention now 💫
No one cares about the Naz¡Ch¡ldRap¡st lover #TrumpEpsteinFiles #MuskEpsteinFiles
84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized this morning, his office says. McConnell has been in office since 1985.
By my calculation, that's 41 years too long. His refusal to let the Senate consider Obama's Supreme Court nominee is what of the most shocking political episodes in my lifetime. He should be remembered for the racist and viciously partisan man he is.
We must end the gerontocracy!
He’s the source of a LOT of the evil that permeates US politics now.
I was born in 1990. This man has been in office longer than I have been alive
2 years longer than I been alive. That old fuck needs to go and any other old fucks like him too.
Sincere thoughts and prayers (with any MRSA lurking within the hospital, send this evil fuck to turtle hell)
Don’t let the door hit you on your way to hell Mitch
He vowed to make President Obama a one-term president, *stole* a Supreme Court seat from him, and voted to acquit Trump during impeachment. ☠️
McConnell is the #1 reason our country is a fascist state. He could have stopped Trump.
maybe he’ll finally fucking die and I hope it’s a miserable painfully slow death given the horrible misery and lasting damage he’s done to our country.
I was a freshman in high school. In Kentucky. The people there consistently vote against their self-interests. He’s done nothing for that state.
Hell is reaching for him.
What a legacy he’s wrought. Imagine following someone else’s orders for so long that you no longer know what’s right. Imagine selling your country out for some mistaken belief that the people in the country you work for are the enemy Kentucky has too many issues based on self importance.
Right on. So anyways what’s everyone think of this Germany v Curaçao match? What a blowout
Karma will not be kind to this demon
I like that he always looks like he’s got a sour candy in his mouth
Very reason I believe in term limits. Mother fucker has been in power longer than I have been alive
Sending clots and no prayers to Mitch McConnell who has been hospitalized.
Oooooo….if he crosses the rainbow bridge, doesn’t Governor Beshear get to appoint a senator to complete his term?
He was a key contributor to this madness… so proud over blocking the nominations of judges who’d have been much better candidates than the corrupt pieces of shit we have in SCOTUS now. Mitch doesn’t want to know the details of the prayers I pray for him.
Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized? Oh well. What’s everyone having for dinner tonight?
If he croaks, he'll be described as a "lion" of the Senate. And by "lion" they mean "shitweasel".
Oh no how will he be able to participate in the cage fight?
Are we sure he didn't just flee to a locust-free area of D.C.???
I shouldn’t have laughed at that but I did.
Gotta say that it was pretty smart of Kentucky Republicans to change the law back in 2024 specifically to prevent Andy Beshear from appointing a Dem to replace McConnell whenever he kicks the bucket. www.politico.com/news/2024/03...
Like, that's some truly McConnell-level politicking. Almost have to respect it.
Beshear thinks the law is unconstitutional so I wouldn’t be surprised to see him disregard it tbh
The state constitution contradicts the law; Section 152 of the state constitution provides that the Governor "shall" fill by appointment vacancies in offices for the State at large. No conditions, qualifications, or limits are placed on that appointment power.
Beshear doesn’t need to follow it. Do like the GOP does, don’t follow laws. I hear Massie is available.
American taxpayers paying for all that excellent care despite all of Sen. Mitch McConnell’s efforts to deny the same treatment to Americans.
No worries folks, he has the best healthcare WE can buy him...
OF COURSE he’s receiving excellent care you bastard. A billion year old senator will get expensive health care that will keep him alive in a vegetative state. The rest of us are choosing between bandaids, meds, food or gas. Fuck all of you republicans.
Breaking News. Mitch McConnell admitted to Hospital. Former Republican Speaker of the Senate, was responsible for the Loss of Bipartisanship in the Senate, Hated Obama because of the colour of Obama’s skin, stacked the Supreme Court, passed no Democratic Party Bills nicknamed the Grim Reaper.KARMA 🤔
May he get exactly what he deserves. Just another destructive fascist asshole whose grave is my dance floor.
He definitely is a racist filthy bigot.
Mitch McConnell has done more damage to Congress than anyone—starting with obstructing Obama's every move to his refusal to grant a Senate hearing to Obama’s SCOTUS nominee, to ramming through the appointments of Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. May the Grim Reaper come for the Grim Reaper.
Dude bragged that his biggest accomplishments were literally not getting shit done It’s the conservative way to boast about being an unproductive leech
Not sure if I should break out the champagne or wait until Trump croaks.
Mitch McConnell, R-KY, is extremely partisan. He was ruthless, credited for the confirmation of 3 extreme Supreme Court justices!
It’s not karma. He’s just old. Like SO many other politicians.
I wonder if Mitch in fact passes away what sort of backlash would there be if a democratic senator posted “good, I’m glad he’s dead”. 🤷🏻♀️Donald Trump posted "Good, I'm glad he's dead" on Truth Social in March 2026 following the death of former FBI Director and Special Counsel Robert Mueller III
I thought he was dead already. I can't be the only one.
Unfortunately, if he dies in office, the Kentucky legislature (held hostage by the GOP) passed a law requiring the appointment of Republican to replace him.
Original plan – save champagne for when 💩 stain, Donnie is gone. But, this is worth celebrating! Wish there was a hell because this evil monster would be headed there.
Ok. So how about #ObamaAppreciationDay?
I don’t care that Mitch McConnell was hospitalized; I only want to know when Donald Trump is pronounced dead.
Mitch is going to hell, he’s a big reason we have this demon in the White House. Zero fucks about his impending death. One down….
Mitch hasn’t done anything for the normal citizen in his entire time in Congress. Going to be a time of celebration when he leaves this earth for hell.
Same..I need to make a grocery order...cake, ice cream, wine, fireworks..etc✌️🦋💙😁
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell was admitted to the hospital Sunday morning. www.reuters.com/world/us/sen...
I'm praying for him; well, I'm praying...
Hoping for a speedy resolution
And he will receive a level of medical care paid for by we the taxpayers & care he has spent his entire career preventing we average Americans from having.
Still more than we know about Dan Kean
Good. May that man suffer for starting the ball rolling with what we have now....
If he dies now, does Gov Beshear get to name a successor?
My favorite food is home cooked 🌮🌮 What’s yours?
I had blueberry pie today and it was pretty good
may he get the healthcare he advocated for his constituents
Some Republicans today will do just about anything to get out of attending the monster ball at the White House. I hope Mitch gets all the healthcare he deemed we all should have.
I hope they bury him in an airtight casket because Americans are going to be pissing on his grave for generations.
Let me know when he's admitted to the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner
You don't say. Well for dinner tonight I'm making tortellini, a nice salad and garlic bread. I think I'll check on my case of champagne, too. Make sure I have a couple cold ones ready to go.
As @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social would say…prayers all the way down
If he dies today, watch Trump trash him for dying without Trump's permission. Wouldn't want this Mega MAGA Nazi Birthday Bash to be marred by the death of a sycophant.
I want him ALIVE. He needs to see the complete disaster that he created. Mitch McConnell is the main architect of this disaster.
Hoping for an outcome, a specific outcome
I had the most delicious baked-from-scratch blueberry muffin for breakfast this morning