JD Vance says Trump will respond if Iran 'trash talks'
JD Vance: "What we told the Iranians yesterday is that when you guys engage in what us millennials might call trash talk, you can't expect the president of the United States not to respond and not to correct the record." (Trump threatened to assassinate Iran's negotiators yesterday ... )
Trump has never “corrected the record” in his life
Vance: "... you can't expect the president of the United States not to respond [to trash talk]" Yeah, about that.
Is he trying to prevent a war or win a 2012 Call of Duty lobby? Because treating global security like a gaming chat is wild.
Trump corrected the record by threatening to kill the negotiators. Ok then
The trash talking and running mouth is Trump. HE IS INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP He has destroyed relationships with allies all over the world because he is such an arrogant, ill informed asshole.
Now you see why JD is hated by both sides.
"What us millennials call trash talk" Yes, this is how normal human people speak.
As if. (as *we* boomers might say)
You see trash talk just means insults and Trump was jsut outright threatening people. Because whatever Trump does is totally fine to the GOP.
Just a lil ole trash talk…. and btw, that term has been around way before millennials.
millennials? Is this a campaign speech to remind voters of how youthful he is? And BTW, 1960’s trash talkers want a word..
If those are the rules, then it is within Iran's right to threaten the same against Vance and Trump. JD is an a**hole. An abrasive, self-serving a**hole who is on the wrong side of history. Our leadership in America lacks honor. Lacks dignity. Lacks humanity. Zero capability to function with others.
When 7th grade boys run the govt
"Trash talk?" From the Iranians? What the sam-hill is threatening to "assassinate Iran's negotiators?" Idiotic?
“Us millennials” doing “hello, youths” esp since the PedoPOTUS is a Boomer🙄 ffs bsky.app/profile/gran...
America has no leader. A leader unites people, not terrorizes them. America has a weak, pathetic, inept narcissistic bully incapable of adult conversations. Vance, dating back to his hillbilly stories, is an opportunistic fraud & a horrid spokesperson. Meanwhile, Trump and cronies are profiting BIG.
My guy, don’t reference trash talk if you’re gonna sound like a fucking martian while doing it. This is how I know your “simple living country boy makes good” shtick is full of shit. This kinda shit would’ve been bullied out of you in the 80s & 90s if you were actually country
Quite literally the 1st clause of the MOU said there would be no threats “To refrain from the threat or use of force against each other”
“Us millennials” dude get the fuck out of here with that
The USA is being run by ignorant liars.
Yea, don't you love it when your friends trash talk you and threaten to kill your entire family like Trump did when he threatened to wipe out their civilization? It's akin to locker room talk.
How's about a wise and diplomatic response instead?
Says the king of trash talk. Trump and Vance have spent 17+ months delivering tons of trash talk, and not just to Iran. To our allies. To American citizens who don’t support him. But not Putin and Xi.
This guy has had nothing to do for a year and a half except try to get better at this. Yet it’s still little JD in the donut shop.
MAGAts are unfit to govern. These lightweights have no understanding of diplomacy.
It is we not us.
Is it really too much to ask that the fucking president of these united states act like an adult rather than a five year old spoiled brat?
FFS! The only one with trash talk is that orange asshole in the White Trash House.
The president is a demented octogenarian with no bowel control and the VP is the “shovel guy”
Omg, everytime he opens his mouth the world gets dumber.
A mouthpiece of babble & no actual clue!
Millennials created trash talk? Thanks for the dorksplaining, supply teacher Vance!
How cute he thinks millennials invented the term "trash talk". He's also an ignorant loser, but that's another topic.
"You guys" and "trash talk" really? The subterranean level of dumbing down is appalling. It's insulting to the Press and American citizens.
JD is fascist-splaining the Iranians just like he's fascist-splained the pope.
So Vance mansplained to the Iranian negotiators that they should expect Trump to respond to any provocation like an ignorant middle-school bully.
Trash talk is just like locker room talk. Totally innocent and usually just banter.
Didn't Vance, while in Switzerland, tell Iran to ignore what DJT had said as it was only rhetoric meant for his MAGA audience? Shouldn't someone quote him, and ask him if he's just talking to the MAGA audience now?
Vance admitting MAGA America acts like a schoolyard bully is...refreshing.
Talk about a crisis of masculinity. The entire Trump admin reeks of it. Weak weak weak
“You can sexually assault women ie grab them by the pussy”= locker room talk. “Kill the negotiators” = trash talk
He’s a charmer, that one. Also, no one cares that you’re a millennial, JD Vacation. 🙄
This government is a humiliation to the nation. And they think we’re “respected again”. We’re a laughing stock and a pariah, being left far behind by every democratic country who has rightly decided to just bypass us.
Iranian negotiators are perfectly aware the entire US negotiating team are clowns.
Can someone move us back into the right timeline?
Vance is even more incompetent than Trump to sit in office and I didn’t think that was possible
What untrue statements have the Iranians made? What threats have the Iranians made? I know the untrue statements that President Trump has made. I know the threats that President Trump has made. Should the Iranians not respond in kind as you are telling them President Trump will?
A millennial trash talker talking about a baby boomer trash talker.
I raised a Millennial, she most certainly is not like JD. I don't know too many Millennials who are.
The disgrace and humiliation of hearing Vance refer to them as "you guys". He did it on multiple occassions. It makes me cringe.
My God...he is soo bad at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They manage to reduce everything to the level of 12yo boys on the playground
* Iran's established strategy of retaliating against Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) energy facilities has already proven highly credible, as seen during the intense 2026 maritime conflict where Iranian drones and missiles successfully struck critical infrastructure across the region. *
I do so love watching millennials trying to talk tough. It's cute. Kid, I grew up with parents who didn't know if I was alive or dead until it got dark outside.
JD reminds me why I don’t miss the corporate world, just dudes who sit around & trying to be relatable while coming up with dumb ideas & using catch phrases, if I ride a scooter through the office & use a backpack as a briefcase I am cool when I say we need silos of integration to boil the ocean.
Is there any actual agreement? Inspections, ceasefire agreement that includes Israel, opening the Strait? Where are with this mess?
OMG if Vance actually said these words to Iran he reinforced what they already know, what a total buffoon he is.
That whole answer seemed to exist only to point out that he is a millennial. Dude, trash talk isn't new for you. And you may be younger than Trump, but you are just a new version of short sighted and slightly stupid.
A little bit of threatening? What if Iran said the same thing Trump said?
Oh Lord, someone duct tape his mouth.
"Us millennials"? Where the fck did this hick learn English?
OMG -- Your boss, Trump, is the king of trash talking and threatening to obliderate Iran. Do have ANY self-awareness at all???
We should be able to expect that the President will act like an adult not a middle schooler. These are serious times and this administration has no serious people.
Trump threatens Iran, Iran responds, VP clown says ‘Hey Iran! You can’t respond or there’s gonna be trouble!’
Trump is taking a big dump on JD right now and Vance can't do a thing about it. If he resists, Trump will destroy his electability. If he complies, Trump will destroy his electability. Fun, huh?
Literally the last person who I’m going to feel sorry for in this situation is Vance
JD Vance is finished. Done. ✅ Rubio, you're next...
Didn't he say he could stay only a couple days? Regardless, he shat on himself ages ago.
It’s like Kamala being appointed to do something about the border. Political homicide.
Would it be of comfort to know that he was never going to become president anyway?
Something, something, Faceeating leopard, something, something. Vance got positive media attention- Trump doesn't like sharing the spotlight. Notice how Rubio, whose job is diplomacy, gladly stays in the background
Make a deal with the devil, enjoy the consequences.
It probably doesn't help that the Swiss have put slipcovers on all the furniture.
“What us millennials might call trash talk.” Vance is turning into Michael Kinsley’s famous epithet for a 39-year-old Al Gore: “an old person's idea of a young person.”
What is pituful about JD Vance is that he truly believes he is going to be president when his chances Trump will hand him his cash cow are zero.
Also trash talk is not a millennial term.
I liked the days when the Presidents had some class and dignity, instead of engaging in trash talk like a 12 year old.
Also this 1984-born fucker can get right out calling himself a millennial. GenX come get your man.
he's still in that donut shop
It would be nice if we had a president that acted like a real president and diplomats and negotiators that had at least an inkling about diplomacy and negotiating.
"An old person's idea of a young person." Man, that is just the *perfect* one-sentence encapsulation of J.D. Vance. Wish I'd thought of that.
Not to mention attacks on welfare and trade unions in the U.S.... JD Vance, with his tight concentric circles of "love," is just the latest manifestation of this worldview.
Greenspan epitomized Galbraith's "Nothing so gives the illusion of intelligence as personal association with large sums of money." Embracing Ayn Rand is all the tell needed, like carrying well-thumbed copy of Sayings of Chairman Mao—stupid, juvenile, HS-level drivel, *with disastrous consequences.*
Anytime someone references Rand as a node for wisdom, it tells me two things: 1, their moral compass is now in question and 2, they never took a philosophy course.
it's a "poisoning the planet for the sake of a 'pretty' lawn" problem If your moral taste is bad, you eat more life, love less life. And the climate responds accordingly. To greed. Which is why humans evolved to HAVE moral taste. So that optimized hunger (profit motive) wouldn't break nature.
JD Vance: “There’s like some weird stuff like, you know, we’ll be back in the diaper stage. We are firmly out of the diaper stage. That’s going to be a little unusual.”
At first I thought he was talking about Trump
My lord he is a weirdo
So his urgent need to leave the negotiations with Iran was to not miss going on some podcast to discuss parenting details in his life that nobody cares about except him? Cool.
Is he talking about Trump, because he will never be out of the diaper stage..
This guy has never changed a diaper.
lol, VP Vance should really be more careful about his choice of metaphors when he works for a guy who famously wears diapers with many rumors of the horrendous stench emanating from them.
God he’s an embarrassment! She’s a patient lady !!
Unusual do to the thing you've already done multiple times?
Can’t wait to see responses. 😂
Haven't you had practice with the President??? You should be great at it now!!!