Trump speaks at Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library in North Dakota
Corrupt lounge lizard Trump flying on his gilded Qatari jet to honor trust-busting outdoorsman Teddy Roosevelt pins the irony meter to the peg.
Rusty Ring43As a TR scholar, I can assure you that Roosevelt would punch Trump in the face the first chance he got, regardless of venue or audience. And Trump would not get up.
Four Legs Good30I feel like Teddy would have beat him to death with a moose antler for what he’s doing to the parks system.
Huntress of Daemons 🏹18Senator Whitehouse, this poetry deserves a Pulitzer
Tom Shafer16And yet, Donald is oblivious to it. Bonus points: Before departure, Donald said the US couldn't build a plane like this {checks notes} Boeing 747.
Dave Urban12Let's see Dementia J Trump bust a trust. We've seen him cozy up to oligarchs and collect his golden trophies and crypto in order to receive monopoly power. Teddy talked soft and carried a big stick. Trump is just a limp dick.
Patricia Donnellan, MPH 🇺🇦📎8TR famously followed his father's advice to "make his body" embracing intense physical activity throughout his life as a means to deal with medical infirmities and crushing grief. TR would consider our President a pathetic weakling of poor moral character.
Just FYI, there's an interactive AI thing where you can talk to Teddy Roosevelt. That's what he's talking about.
🐸🖕🐸 Heartless Creatures120Yeah, but does he know that?
JosABanks42There’s a non-zero chance that he thinks he talked to Teddy tho
TheSnarkTank34The actual teddy would have clouted him on the chops.
Andrew M_Founder 🇬🇷 🇺🇸30I'm not convinced he knows that.
Middlerage29He's still a demented moron. 👍
Sarah Huckabee Blutarsky23We are playing checkers, while Trump is playing 5-dimensional idiot.
Trump pays tribute to Teddy Roosevelt with some double jerk dancing
Rick Havoc93Teddy would have found him abhorrent.
Middlerage87There it is! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/midd...
Nancy Levine Stearns80Teddy Roosevelt’s family asked Trump to honor TR’s legacy of conservation of public lands. Trump ignored them and opened Boundary Waters to mining. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/c...
Jennifer Lee 🪁66Teddy Rosevelt would kick his ass.
Gerald Glenn Saenz26"He dances like he's in a prison shower."
MaryM23It what world is this even remotely appropriate?
Maudi639What in F Troop hell is this?👇Yeah, I’m showing my age. 👵🏻
GJRboston5he looks like he's jerkin off two giraffes
humboldthunnybunny.bsky.social3The auditions are gonna be lit with that many guys that want to be the cowboy.
The-Autistic-Artist 🥥 🍀 🏳️🌈 Doomsday and Coyote vs. Acme Era3Roosevelt would hate his guts. And he would also more than likely dance far better than this geriatric audio-animatronic of John Wayne Gacy.
PHL SportsNut3I never saw the similarity to Teddy before, but now I see it, I can see tRump on a horse in a foreign land at war leading a cavalry unit up a hill to take it from the native army! lol!
Leland Yacht Club 🦩⛵️🦋3The guys in the background then broke into the French Mistake 🎶Throw out your hands Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake🎶
NatalieNM3🙄Ugh. And a little Village People. Teddy is turning in his grave… 🪦
Regina Schrambling 3Worst Brokeback Mountain musical ever
Just Bob 512Trump with more of his revisionist history. ⬇️Buffalo Soldiers and African American infantry played a major role in the Rough Riders' success.
Jeff Galvin2So the douche canoe convention was in town?
The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library is designed to be interactive, but damn, Trump thinks Teddy is alive.
jimpittsburgh28Teddy should have told him to resign.
Franken-Pattern26That really alarmed me, no kidding.
Aislinn25TR would have hated Piggy
Mr Blifil22Every minute a new weird low.
Pat Vasquez19Good grief. I’m guessing this is how he talks to himself in front of a mirror. Re-home him already, get him out of our house.
hokusai 🌊🌊🌊11frontotemporal dementia on FULL display and not a single f*&king word about it from right wing media biden stumbles over 1 word...and they go apesh*t in NO world is TRUMP fit to lead ANYONE or ANYTHING
Harry Turtledove 42You could fool Trump with the "I got your nose!" trick 100 times out of 100, and toddlers quit falling for it by the time they turn 3.
Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin28I am certain whenever he mentions "Talking" to foreign heads of state who are so eager to do whatever he says and tell him how cool he is, he's referring to a chatbot Miller sat him down in front of like a toddler with an ipad
Chet Scoville11We all realize (don’t we?) that when It happens, there will quickly be an interactive hologram of Trump which his fans will also believe to be alive
Candidus 🌻11Is he talking about this? bsky.app/profile/out5...
Gail Helt7Trump doesn’t seem to know this is an avatar….
Michelle5Or more accurately he had a chat with an AI Teddy Roosevelt and long since lost his ability to tell if things are real.
Andrew M_Founder 🇬🇷 🇺🇸4I'm convinced Trump believes he's speaking to a real human.
Love, Laughter, Wisdom3looking very good and steady
Franken-Pattern3Not exactly. Brace yourself as this is rather alarming.
Tinsley’s Gossip Girl Cameo2with all due respect (which is extraordinarily minimal if not completely nonexistent) how is he not dead yet
Is Teddy Roosevelt on the stage with you right now, sir?
Sara Herrin7Frederick Douglass also joined the conversation.
oregonoldster.bsky.social3Well, he is Jesus after all. He can not only raise the dead, he can talk with them as well.
PyxelPye 📎 (Beth)2This is the so effing bizarre. I wonder how he’d react to the Country Bear Jamboree at Disneyland.
Debra Meeks1OMG. 🤮 is it time for another cognitive?
Billy Bongka1What in the rambling dog fuck is he talking about.
Jeff Norman1If this is real, he might think so.
I wasn't a great student of history, so maybe I'm wrong, but my impression is that Teddy Roosevelt would have smacked the absolute shit out of him.
stride415.bsky.social8And had him stuffed and placed in his foyer!
timeywhimey.bsky.social8Trump would’ve found out the meaning of Rough Rider. Trump would also learn about national parks & a host of various things he is absolutely ignorant of
proud rebel scum ⚛️4would've absolutely hated the blowhard fraud - yessir!
Whim Gruent4"This is why I carry a big stick."
Alice Airgeadlámh2I have an MA in history and can say with a high degree of confidence Teddy would have ended his whole career.
Gojira10002Teddy would have curb-stomped him, then gone to have a beer
"He did all of these incredible things with cocks" is all i can hear, and now I gotta reread that Teddy Roosevelt biography
Emily4lol! "Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders" sure hits different now.
Clairvie3I believe it was supposed to be "parks".
Jack Norris3I suspect if we knew who "Bubba" was in the Epstein files you could say the same thing about Trump.
Luke3He is 82% dead. Just...
Jack Walsh2He called it the "strenuous life" but amyl nitrates make it a lot easier.
LJTurtle✌🏽💖✊🏽2Is anything he is saying about Teddy Roosevelt even true? 🙄
PHL SportsNut3I think he meant to say "parks".
Theodore Roosevelt said: "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." What the fuck is Trump doing at his library, today?
Moose The Misanthrope ®️™️3Probably in the corner touching himself looking at a mop in the broom closet thinking it was Ivanka..
Read&Resist3I have a dream. That the ghost of TR rises up and strikes down PedoPrez & Burgum, waving a big National Park hiking stick and with a spirit of monopoly busting.
ghlori.bsky.social1He's got a library? Seriously, like with books,Coloring books and Dementia puzzles and what not? No. I dont think theres a Shit for Brains Library. The last thing we need is a reminder of how far he fucked us over. I didn't vote for this and for him to show us us how far he cheated us and stole🤨
Dave Czaja1The asshole is getting fitted for Teddy spectacles so he can replace him on Mt Rushmore.
He thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt, but he's really William Henry Harrison, so I really hope he does it.
W.M.5With William Howard Taft's physique, only not as well dressed.
Collin “Abolish ICE” Lieberg4If only his presidency had lasted the same length as WHH.
Michael Pacholek3Big difference. Theodore Roosevelt actually was shot. And spoke for an hour and a half anyway. October 14, 1912. The building is still there, by the way: Known as the Milwaukee Auditorium then, it's now the Miller High Life Theatre.
chrys scott1When I was a kid, I heard that WHH died from eating too many cucumbers and giving a long speech in the rain. As an adult, I learned that although he didn't die from eating cukes, they were an issue. His parents wrote him several times telling him enough already with the cukes. From his mom: >
andimalloutofbubblegum1I DIED IN 30 DAYS!
