Primetime trailer: Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen
Here’s the trailer for “Primetime,” starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen from “To Catch a Predator”
Razzball222Chris Hansen hearing Robert Pattinson was going to play him, “how cool is that?” Chris Hansen seeing the trailer:
Sandy37Watched the Odyssey a few weeks ago and The Drama last night. I think Robert Pattinson is coming for an Oscar nom if not a win this year. He may be the most compelling actor of his generation. He’s becoming my favorite actor working today.
Sprout God26Needs a scene about how they got the idea to have a cop dressed up as a fake bush
Rav20This is an SNL skit?
AJ Nyx (she/her)16A24, so I have to wonder how much AI was used for this film, since they're pro-AI. I used to be a big fan, but I can't stomach that bullshit.
Chef Diogenes16If only Hansen wasn't ultra pro ICE
kate bush’s husband139Pattinson can’t stop playing conniving little freaks
Jayce12I have a question lmao
Nome8A frankly *stunning* job by R Pats mimicking Hansen's voice.
mae #FLOWERYFANSBALTIMORE7i wasnt interested in this movie when i first heard about it but learning that it's basically nightcrawler 2 has me leaning forward in my chair
Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)7people are gonna be so normal about this movie once its out
Andrew Quemere6Normally against “based on a true story” movies, but this looks absolutely wild.
Basil 🌱6im so freaking excited for this
piper 🍉🏳️⚧️5ppl are gonna be talking about pattinson's 2026 run decades from now like he was prime tom brady
teekay5Robert Pattinson’s acting evolution has been so insane to see I love it
K67 🥃🐛4Y A L L OMG
Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen catching a pedophile in his new film ‘PRIMETIME’. “You see how this looks right?”
bunnelby720This is without a doubt one of the worst movie teasers I have ever seen. Was this made in fucking Blender?
Codi🪷⁷16Rob's voice range is CRAAAZY. So talented.
Toni Stark8So THATS why he wasnt in Brand New Day
thethirdpine.bsky.social8Chris Hansen was instrumental in my choices as a young girl. Because of him I knew the signs of a predator and how to get them to back off.
visoredavenger6If TCaP was still around now they'd be catching a bunch of MAGA official. I wonder how many they did catch who aren't in jail are J6ers
bbfrank.bsky.social4the crossover energy here is off the charts. batman really said “take a seat.”
Mom50I bet you weren’t expecting such a hungry guy…
Return of the Cmonmacques36Can’t really think of a better focal point to use as a way of tracking Americas descent into complete obsession with spectacle than Chris Hansen and to catch a predator. Pretty positive that’s what this movie is gonna go for
aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx)26If you told me 20 years ago Edward from Twilight was gonna be the greatest actor of the 2020s I would've gone comatose from laughter. God just insane range.
Cooper Lund25The 4:3 renaissance is coming
small bastard thing11I can’t watch this at all without thinking “hungry hungry, pizza for me. Give me slice, now”
Joad The Wet Sprocket10Fuck off, use a movie aspect ratio
ร๏ɭєเɭ🌻✨️1012 investigations 238 apprehensions & arrests 120 convictions Only 1 su*cide. Those are rookie numbers. We can do better this time. Bring it back.
Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress7GHILLIE SUIT COP IS IN THE MOVIE! REPEAT! GHILLIE SUIT COP IS IN THE MOVIE!
videah θΔ7he’s the best to ever do it
breadedhamster.bsky.social4This music and editing makes Hansen seem like a horror movie villain. 😭
“Phoebe Bridgers is in the Robert Pattinson Chris Hansen biopic” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
In the Mae-vy21i am compelled to watch this movie just to understand its casting director's beautiful mind
Big Dog on the Space Cat15Phoebe Bridgers, Skyler Gisondo, Robert Pattinson -- they really know how to come for A Certain Audience (me)
chad8And Bridgers got the film's director to direct her most recent music video. I am ready for my sad queen's return.
Intelligent Dunce Music6It’s gonna be a good movie probably
Leigh Bridget "Something Dreadfully Homosexual" Lunaris 🐺🏳️⚧️5I wasn't expecting such a hungry guy
Gwen3IM LOCKED THE FUCK IN.
Robert Pattinson stars as ‘To Catch a Predator’ host Chris Hansen in the all-new trailer for #Primetime. In theaters September 25.
Stephen C. Rea17The moment I saw it was starring R Pattz I was in lol
Corinne Green11what if we didn't do this one, have we considered that path
James St.Denis11I call u Chris handsome
All Cattes Are Best Cattes6A24? The ai slop company? No thanks.
e-mart5I love that Robert Pattinson just wants to play sickos.
Chester Pinkledink5I really can't tell if modern movies are real or SNL sketches anymore.
Emma Berquist53as the kids say, I will be buying a ticket and sitting in the theater
Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-0943"What you are doing is more than acting... You are cleansing the world--of an ancient evil!" - A quote from the Chris Hansen movie, somehow
Not the Guy 38was skeptical when i first heard about this but looks good….you know i love me a media satire
Fancam de Misoprostol31gaggg + tá na hora de se falar da espetacularização do abuso sexual infantil e que grande parte do discurso em torno do caso epstein tomou o caso como entretenimento-fofoca-voyeurismo, espero que o filme ajude a circular essa conversa
JCP⭐Designs 👺17Robert Pattinson continues to do extremely interesting roles and I don't think people realize quite how much insanity and legal quagmires surrounded this show.
RTL3 @ Home 20269Foolishly thought this was just going to be a straightforward biopic and not a new Pattinson little guy in a freak feverdream
Kal ⁉️8This does feel like the most The Story Of Millennialism combo of star + story
Zack Handlen7oh heck yeah. (that PREDATORS documentary was extremely upsetting, I'm very curious what a dramatic, stylized take on the material will look like.)
Mike Schuster6Merritt clinched it for me
Original Berf of Chicagoland4I will be seeing this in the theater
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING ROBERT PATTINSON IS CHRIS HANSEN THE INTERNET IS FOLDING IN ON ITSELF youtu.be/5fHXyqQOKL8?...
jessica jonestown4Merritt Weaver is in this too! love a classic Merritt Weaver performance.
Coureur de Fembois [Big Bad Bæddel Borg]🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🐔2that was super creepy, I'm so glad the singularity will be creepy
BlueWitch💙🧹🌚⚾🔮1This is going to be amazing go big Rob
Karim 🐦1the voice. just so close and gave me chills.
Redacted Rodriguez10One of the creepiest trailers I’ve seen in a sec.
Chris Boyd7i'm going to take a seat right over here
Aeryngust6oh This does not look like a positive portrayal... Good
Michael Scally5Imagine if this ended with a post-credits stinger of Chris being told about the Roblox Initiative... #FizzVsGaming
Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie4JESSE PINKMAN YELL: "HE MUST KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!"
This shot in the trailer for Primetime is bringing me back. This would be fall 2006, my first year covering TV for IGN. This is when The CW launched, as shows like Supernatural (WB) and Veronica Mars (UPN) moved to their new home. But who the hell left the S off the end of Survivor: Cook Islands!?
Eric Goldman7As several people have noted, but @brendannoel.bsky.social pointed it out to me first, Joey should not be included in this image, as it was cancelled earlier in 2006. MOVIE RUINED!!!!!!!! (unless the film posits Jeff Zucker desperately wanted to bring it back but ultimately did not)
FormerGregSamsa3It still amazes me that 30 Rock--which was considered DOA because of Sunset Strip's similar premise and prestige pedigree--went on to have multiple seasons and is considered one of the best workplace sitcoms of all time, while Sunset Strip... poofed away.
Brendan Noel3How did the cancelled “Joey” get left on the board?
Nina Metz2It's so discombobulating because there are a buncha shows that are "of an era" (30 Rock, Studio 60, Ugly Betty) and then a buncha shows that are *still on* 20 years later! All in one schedule! Madness!
Daniel Fienberg 27Memo to any film critics: If you can't identify and give key pieces of information about "Raines," "Big Day" and "Kidnapped," you're unqualified to review "Primetime." Sorry. I don't make the rules. Actually, yes I do. And them's the rules.
Joe Adalian14Pretty sure the guy staring at the scheduling board is supposed to be —or at least invoke— Jeff Zucker (who’s a bit more supersized here than he was in real life back then.)
Rick Porter8Lots of "let's remember some shows" material in this shot. Raines! Kidnapped/Vanished! Justice!
Nolan Hicks7Only tangentially related but I feel like Jeff Zucker's role in the diminution of NBC primetime has receded in the furthest corners of everyone's mind.
Susie Mc7This shot is a Time Machine.
(Still) An(gr)i Bundel4I am crying, my Live Journal posts about these shows are locked down somewhere no one will ever see.
Carrie Raisler3The full shot is even better. We used to build things.
nerdydodger330 Rock followed by more serious 30 rock (studio 60) was a lineup i wish we had longer
Watched the Odyssey a few weeks ago and The Drama last night. I think Robert Pattinson is coming for an Oscar nom if not a win this year. He may be the most compelling actor of his generation. He’s becoming my favorite actor working today.
Acts of Tekla38I love when actors get enough money from one ridiculously successful project that they can spend the rest of their careers being weird little guys. Well, weird conventionally attractive guys in RPatt's case. But the point stands.
marcuspitt.bsky.social3He’s been on an incredible run. Every role feels completely different, and he keeps taking interesting risks.
coupon for poupon2His nailed the villain role in The Devil All the Time.
Marc2And he's got Dune 3 coming out at the end of the year!
So can I just note that I love that Robert Pattinson has almost never muted his beauty while becoming the weirdest major actor we have. As Chris Hansen he looks as pretty as ever and also is playing a complete sociopath using false morality to be famous.
[Sic] Burns2Still can’t believe the guy in The Lighthouse is the same guy in The Drama
johntfs.bsky.social1It wasn't completely false. Chris Hansen really thought he'd be TV News Batman catching child predators.
Dave Mueller1I was thinking that today. I think he's a little underappreciated because of how good looking he is. But he has no fear when taking a role. I love that guy.
Serenity1The fact that he did th Gray Heron's voice in The Boy and the Heron still floors me
I just saw the trailer for Primetime, and I think that at this point Robert Pattinson should just get right of first refusal for every role in every movie from now on. Whatever he wants to do, let's just let him have a go at it and see what happens.
Dr. Amy, PsyD17You'll all love to learn that I accidentally pasted this post into a work meeting (consult, not a therapy client) instead of a resource link I wanted to share. I am very professional. I suppose there are worse posts I could've put in there.
Kell Compost 😷2let's see Ocean's 13 with 13 Roberts Pattinson
G ⚾️ (Taylor's Version) (he/him)⚾️1No idea who he is
Cerebellum and Open Border Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥1Someone on a podcast said his mouth looks like it has too many teeth but in a good way and that it worked well for both vampire and for Antinous but for different reasons Anyways I love his goblin energy