Fat Bear Week voting opens
natureSep 23, 202627832
CrispyPandoughBoi
@crispyporkboi.bsky.social
Its fat bear week so who wants to buy me dinner!
4413h ago
I’d buy you dinner, you big lug~
hufff you could fit 7 of me under all that moobs!
I’m tempted to offer to cover the bill, but I might be living off of instant ramen and hot pockets for a few weeks afterwards.
I’ll buy you whatever you want as long as I end up being your seat later
I feel a hole burning in my wallet already-
Walking over and my bank account empties with each approaching step: