Flávio Bolsonaro lands in US and declares himself Brazil's leader

Flávio Bolsonaro declared himself Brazil’s president-elect after losing the election, fled to Miami, then quietly deleted his pathetic letter and downgraded himself to “leader.” Apparently, being a sore loser is a defining trait of the far right.

A first World Series for Milwaukee and a last World Series for MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, who has agreed to step down tomorrow and turn the reigns over to baseball’s 11th Commissioner, Flávio Bolsonaro.

“I am the leader and the criminals who stole Brazil’s election are part of a criminal organization that has established a tyranny,” said Bolsonaro. Sounds a lot like the crybaby loser who got his mango-hued ass handed to him in the U.S. in 2020. www.nbcnews.com/world/brazil...

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)— In an embarrassing misstep for the Department of Homeland Security, on Wednesday the failed Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro was arrested by ICE agents just moments after he landed in Miami.

The NYT editorial board is more in the tank for Flávio Bolsonaro than even president Trump. The current headline is “Flávio Bolsonaro Flees to Miami, Declaring Himself Brazil’s Legitimate Leader,” and if you depend on it to be informed about Brazil you’re being misled.

- Long-time Bolsonaro conspirator and oozing sore pretending to be a man Silas Malafaia - An editorial at the right-wing rag Estado de S. Paulo - The actual pastor who baptized him in 2024 - Supreme court justice and "guy who was appointed specifically to help Flávio" Kássio Nunes Marques

Flavio Bolsonaro, du candidat sûr d’être élu président du Brésil au mauvais perdant en cavale aux Etats-Unis

Can’t wait for the Daily Wire movie dramatizing Flavio Bolsonaro’s bold escape from Brazil, with Jim Caviezel as both Jair & Flavio Bolsonaro, Zachary Levi as the completely-fictional CIA spec ops turned private security guy that got him out, and any Great American Family actress as Wife Character.

Not saying Bolsonaro is trying to set up a "government in exile," but so far he's doing what you'd do if you were trying to set up a "government in exile" www.bbc.com/news/article...

Whoever's in miami with bolsonaro has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (egg his house)

Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived in Miami, dodging Brazilian Supreme Court orders to surrender his passport amid federal probes into alleged corruption, money laundering, and tax evasion tied to millions from disgraced banker Daniel Vorcaro.

And he ran to Miami anyway. If you dont have a grudge against the Bolsonaro family you're either ignorant or evil.

We don't need anymore Fascists living in the USA. I thought criminals were not welcome here, eh, Trump?! resist.bot/petitions/PB...

Bolsonaro lands in US, declares himself 'leader' of Brazil. He’s a loser like his father and a criminal like Trump. p.dw.com/p/5Omfr

One crime family receiving and welcoming another crime family. Bolsonaro left Brazil in secret after the Supreme Court issued the order, which relates to a money-laundering investigation in which ​he denies wrongdoing. www.reuters.com/world/americ...