Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair; board launches independent probe
🚨 NEW: Trump was reportedly warned about Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang’s relationship with an alleged Chinese spy — and did NOTHING. Marco Rubio oversaw a classified memo warning top officials. Yet Trump continued embracing Huang as the CEO pushed to loosen restrictions on AI chip sales to China.
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁54trump doesn’t just work for Putin. He works for China and N Korea. And endangering the lives of Americans. He’s a traitor and needs to be removed yesterday
Hope ☄️ (NO DMS!) 🇨🇦🇬🇷 “Know Thyself.”24The Rubio connection is particularly important: if a classified intelligence warning reached senior officials, then the question becomes what did the regime do with that vital information? 🤨🤷🇨🇦
Christian "Birdy"20Decades from now the FBI, if it still exist, will release documents showing Trump was in fact a Russian - Israeli spy, and a human / drug / rape trafficking, money laundering, child rapist, and that they all knew it all along but for "national security" reasons kept it hidden.
Now is the Time of Monsters15Man… it’s a good thing that the entire AI industry isn’t being held aloft by Nvidia… Oh… wait.
Good Trouble14I’m sure he had Trump’s blessings.
A. J. Bruner 🦋14No, HE didn't do nothing, HE demanded a bribe to look the other way. Say it out loud. I'll bet someone will find that most of the ballroom "donors", were also "encouraged" to donate to save their a$$. 😐🤔 amp.cnbc.com/amp/2026/10/...
Pup Fiction6Funny how there’s a persistent myth that women are too emotional for positions of power, but nobody seems concerned about straight men being too vulnerable to their lust to hold positions of power
#VeryAsian Eric4Trump doesn't care as long as he is getting his piece of the pie...
Jensen Huang should not have slept with a Chinese spy. He should’ve artificially inseminated her instead. by Elon Musk
Art Martin26NYT Cooking | Here are five honey pot sheet pan recipes to make sure your man is always faithful.
Patrick6Correction, that's super inseminated now.
Douglas Charles Johnson II4At this point it's all fakkin' Mad Libs. If I opened a news site and it the main headline read: "Elon Musk Inseminates Huang's Sperm Into Elizabeth Holmes For Meliana Documentary; Sponsored By Kalshi" --I'd believe it. 🤣
Ren3Man, you never disappoint. Finally, an AI application Elon actually understands: Artificial Insemination.
Jaynie’s Got a Bun3Don’t give her secrets; give her a horse
Erinn3Elon Musk bringing the real answers
jensen huang falling for a chinese spy honeypot scheme and getting fired from nvidia would be the funniest possible last straw for the AI market. i want this to be the thing that crashes the market so bad
mbx8_rt17when the head so mediocre you crash the ai market
Devilcereal7I want the end to be even more limp and pathetic. I can see whatever movie producer making a film about the crash turning this pretty laughable moment into a tragedy of a "brilliant man" who was tricked by China. I would prefer the crash incitement to be something boring and deeply deeply cringe.
you can draw a straight line from the failure of the Sega Saturn to Jensen Huang Chinese Honeypot. history is amazing
merritt183After the Saturn was crushed by the PS1 and N64 in the US, CEO Tom Kalinske left Sega of America due to internal disagreements about the company's direction. Shoichiro Irimajiri was hired as replacement. A small startup called Nvidia was contracted to produce a GPU for the upcoming Dreamcast
Frostbutt19Just like you can straight line from Warlock nerfs to crypto
inner_panda7finally, a hot take that’s empirically true
Bob M2I'll always love the Saturn for introducing me to Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Email from Jensen Huang. He should be removed by the board immediately.
Alejandra Caraballo380This is a win win by China. They either got trade secrets and diverted chips or they cause a crisis of confidence in the CEO of the 2nd most valuable company in the world that's the keystone of the American AI industry.
Dag.33Mackenzie Scott emailing his wife and saying, we need to talk.
Wat Tyler Jr23I love how they always say shit like “I’ve fallen short”. Like no shit dude you cheating on your wife with a spy. I’d say you’re way past ‘fallen short’. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
kinefresh ✊🏽18the easiest route to a man’s pockets is his zipper.
dRac18Well at least we won't have to see that fucking jacket again
Victoria Woodhull14If I was his wife, I would divorce him for writing a deeper apology to his coworkers.
Tom Choad27Wait - he was married? I assume these Tech Bros are all "bachelors" cough. What an SOB. Yeah fire this guy into the sun.
Disappointed Optimist12Well. Well. Well. It’s just so weird this is all coming out so quickly and all at once isn’t it?
association collaborative d'adoration de bridget12y'a un monde ou huang va servir de fusible il va tout prendre sur le dos et nvidia va se désengager de tout les plans bizzare en cours actuellement pour pas avoir a etre responsable devant la nouvelle majorité démocrate fraichement arrivé a cause des abus de data centers
Pygargue Pirate - Arc Bulgarie ! ピガ-ルグ !🍙🗾⛩️👺11Cette affaire concernant Jensen Huang est une dinguerie. Et elle arrive pile au moment où il y a des tensions sur la bulle IA après la victoire des démocrates ... Je m'attends à une semaine de malade.
🇨🇦👠OhHellNoCanada👠🇨🇦5They are always only sorry after they get caught and can lose what they have. Besides that, this slimy manbitch had no problems being a whore behind him wife's back. Get him the fuck out of there and hope he loses everything he said he worked so hard for. Including his family
James4And the most entertaining part is he got AI to write it.
Pablo4La que hay liada en NVIDIA no te la escribe Aaron Sorkin.
JWexTheSpa2Imagine discovering the world's most sanctimonious, self-satisfied man is a lying cheat ...
Palmer Eldritch2I believe he had an affair with Manuel Hung @actualnames.bsky.social
Part of what's nice about Jensen Huang's story, like a lot of dipshit billionaire stories, is: billionaires can literally buy smart people to prevent their dipshittery. For a couple mil a year you can have a team of them do nothing but look out for you. But they're too arrogant and stupid to do it!
Cailín Walsh 🍀45The "being a billionaire is like being kicked in the head by a horse every day" cognitive impairment theory continues to be objectively true
Tredain, fluffy one16I mean, most of them can't even be bothered to hire PR folks or fucking -tailors-
Takaichi’s Castle9yeah man but like, that’s how layoffs happen. they already hire a ton of chesterton‘s fence in human form then eventually go “wtf do i pay this Bus Spotter” for then five months later almost get hit by a bus
Ben Novack8I mean even if you do that, “wait maybe I am in fact unfuckable” is not an easy causal place to go and bring in your advisors.
cantorsdust7I think the bigger issue is that they can't stand being told "no". Being a billionaire is a legitimate cognitohazard.
Francis5Huang already said he doesn’t know his own home address.
Mary Gillis44Corporate jesters who are paid from a trust fund that the CEO can't touch and whose entire job is to tell the CEO exactly how and why they're unfuckable should absolutely be a thing.
JayIsPainting 🍁14Billionaires simply don't understand consequences because they never face any. A 2 million dollar fine? Made that up in 4 minutes Built a truck no one wants? Here's a flying car.
new theory: jensen huang forgot his wife’s name and thought the chinese spy was his wife because they have the same last name
leon496jensen huang: sorry do i know you chinese spy: i am alice huang jensen huang: my wife ministry of state security (speaking in spy's earpiece): we got him
Laminariales38This is the guy who bragged about how he used AI so much he didn't even know his own address, so maybe he asked AI if Alice Huang was his wife and it said yes?
its me, im kris18he did say "we’re going to lose some finer intellectual dexterity". he really meant it
Fat Apollo, baby!17The Man Who Mistoke a Spy for his Wife
Jeff "Thanksgiving SZN" Krisko14Oh its illegal to have face blindness now
Country Feedback6He off-loaded that part of his life to his phone and AI and they are racist
Bob Chipman ("MovieBob")26"I guess he found out two Huangs really don't make a wi-..." [muffled screams as I'm dragged away by the shadow guys from 'GHOST' but for hacky comedy]
Maytera Marble13You’re right to be upset. That woman wasn’t your wife, and that’s on me.
Club Announcement Spurs2Ministry of state security Agent #1, well past his prime: What fake name should we give this spy who we are sending to seduce Jensen Huang!? Agent #2, first day on the job, rubbing forehead, panicking: Alice…Huang? Agent #1, suspicious of this young whippersnapper: Uh…okay?
Jay Nagy2Coming at this late apparently, not sure what people were talking about, but I just thought "is that the guy with the dumb jacket?"
It just never stops. If they are close to Trump you know shit will hit the fan somewhere, somehow, sometime. Nvidia must have known but was worried it would go public. Why else would a major contractor keep, as CEO no less, a potential spy collaborator? www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/t...
MJ7Too bad lardass gutted National Intelligence Agent and Cyber security.
Shevawn Weber4Why is this coming out now? Why not earlier?
Ei McDonough3Democrats have been talking about investigating corporate corruption. I wonder if someone had gotten wind of this. Maybe it's just the tip of Titanic's iceberg. We may soon know. Stay tuned.
nickforbrains 🏳️🌈🍂3This is a direct product of Trump’s entanglements with the oligarchs. No private citizen should ever be allowed access to the kind of information he was able to possess. This is entirely the point of security clearances. The tech bros behind Trump know things they never should have known.
Bye-Bye Mars2The timing of this... They're looking for a scapegoat. They knew about it but kept it secret to use it later.
Kat Wilson2It's called a honeypot-Putin is famous for
“Jensen Huang was having an affair” “Oh? Ms. Huang is not going to be happy” “She’s likely very happy, since she was a spy” “His wife is happy?” “God no.” “Ms. Huang?” “She’s thrilled.”
C🌮lin30Elizabeth Holmes told me she totally understands why this is funny
Mike Gianella20the Frogurt is also cursed.
NTurkey&Pie_Nate 🦃 🥧7I bet he just had her in his phone as A Huang. It’s the perfect crime.
Stranger In The Alps4Look, chicks love a guy in a leather jacket. What’s he gonna do, not commit treason?
People are being too hard on NVidia CEO Jensen Huang's leather jackets, they'd just look much better on a trans lesbian with a wolf cut and one too many piercings
FenoTheFowl14This reminds me of a YouTube comment I saw that said "those sunglasses look stupid on you. It's funny because I've seen those sunglasses on other people and they were great but on you they look stupid."
Turnsky🏳️⚧️13i find no fault in this statement.
rylan3then again, what isnt better with a trans lesbian with a wolf cut and one too many piercings
Valerie Halla1You are so right as usual
HazardRider1She wouldn’t sleep with a Chinese spy, just a normal hot Chinese woman
Jensen Huang could have given sensitive information to an agent working for Chinese intelligence but Bill Ackman says “onward.”
Sasha Talebi19believe it or not, same guy:
Peter_de_la_Mare17Unless you're a black lady leading a prestigious university.
Heartless 🐸🖕🐸 Creatures6It’s just treason, everyone makes mistakes.
tim4Conservatives always allow other conservatives to make mistakes.
Robyn4“But he has all that money” 🙄
i got nothin3Let he who has not given sensitive information to an agent working for Chinese intelligence throw the first stone *reaches for nearest stone *
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Huang has said he has been unfaithful to his wife. Here is his letter: To my colleagues at NVIDIA, I owe my family and all of you an apology. I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.
BrianKAnimation43Imagine losing half of your retirement tomorrow morning because a CEO cheated on his wife
the GOP is a terrorist organization39About to be the most expensive honeypot of all time
Robert Cameron23And very sorry he got caught.
Dr JMThayer9Of course, $NVDA board is convening an emergency session to execute their very thorough succession plan for the CEO. Right? RIGHT?!! #corporategovernance
goblinpunkex.bsky.social8I don’t care about your affair nearly as much as the potential treason.
IdiocracyIsTrue6With those credentials, now he's only a few $Million away from a pardon and a Cabinet position.
Rob DenBleyker404Claude, make my apology letter 30% more apologetic
Khashoggi's Ghost299Kinda seems like he's been unfaithful to the country, too.
Ashley9I’ve yet to see an apology for that jacket he wears
Pronto9Ah que encima estaba casado y la espía china era su amante.
tomwellborn3rd4I didn't verify this one. Bloop. Yeet
Uncle Flyer 💎💀3do you think this was only one AI token or do you think he had to burn several to make five sentences
Hatin’ Ass Brian3hard to imagine a way that this could be funnier
black man, considering white face2Shut up and give me my video cards
I really, really hope that there's a Jensen Huang hearing come January because fuck that guy.
Nash62Feds won't touch him, because Trump. States could open investigations, depending on what went down. At the moment, it looks like Huang assisted the spy in smuggling GPUs into China. It's not treason, but it's certainly illegal. If that pans out, at the very least he's fired and sued.
MegaDanX3He’ll need to wear his formal leather jacket to the hearing.
👑TTTTTsd👑2The reason this is happening is so god damn funny too
Michelle Travis1Let's say there IS a hearing... what is, in all honesty, the absolute WORST thing they could do to him, either in terms of fines, jail time, etc.? I want to know what to root for and what to realistically hope for.
Nvidia is signalling they’ll be standing by Jensen and holy shit that decision is going to be reversed so fast lmao. Like that’s a 48 hour at most decision. “He’s too important to the company!” “An FBI investigation…” “I MEANT WE ALWAYS WANTED HIM GONE!!!”
Return of the Cmonmacques56Just a very funny thing that shows how immature they are as a company. Like dawg… HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE ACCUSED OF ILLEGALLY SELLING CHIPS TO THE CHINESE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING MASSIVE OF A SCANDAL THIS IS????
hi their10"Me and the board stand behind Andrew Fastow absolutely" Ken lay, 24 hours before Enron lets go of Andrew Fastow
WildGorillaMan1So you’re telling me that billionaires can’t be bothered to pay someone to do background on potential love interests? Hmmm