Christopher Nolan drops new trailer for The Odyssey

Judge Holden Caulfield55

Do you like olives? Well I just blinded Polyphemus. How do you like them olives?

Samuel ✡️ 🗽23

I’m really sad that this movie isn’t just a sequel to Troy (2004). Sean Bean should be Odysseus, if only because it’s the one role he was ever cast in where he actually survived to the end of the movie.

Nothing Edifying14

I need to hear Odysseus say, “Wicked pissah!” I don’t even know if Bostonians still say that, but this is set in Ancient Times, so…

Chris Henry11

Polyphemus: What’s your name? Odysseus: Nobahdy

Ooga-Chaka10

For me, there is nothing that breaks immersion more. I lost my fucking mind when Bill Burr showed up in The Mandalorian. 🥴

ElChompiras8

"Pahk the trireme by Troy yahd"

Derwen8

Did they give him frosted tips, too? Verisimilitude is important; I hope they get the hair right.

Cat Meng5

how ya like them figs?!?

Zippy la tête d'épingle5

Pahk ya harse on Troy's front yahd.

SciCommic5

Still the best version, IMO

my12qc4

The director knows fuck all about boats and sailing, that's for sure. Let's just row out of a storm! I loved the bit where they are running and you can tell they are so desperate to steady their helmets with their hands but they were ordered not to.

Ed Macdonald4

Notice there's no dialogue until the very end? I howled.

ericjanssen.bsky.social4

Boston is the home of the gods, after all. 😎

Tell Your Cat I Said "psspsspss"3

"We gonna go find that golden fleece - it's gonna be wicked haad, but we'll get there."

ianlineham.bsky.social2

"Yondah is the castle of my fuddah"

Azulitasola2

Pahk the ship in Havahd Yahd.

Gern Blandsten 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇺🇦2

Hey Athenah! Where'd you pahk tha cah? Don't you remembah? I pahkt it at ya muthahs.

raycearcher.bsky.social2

These Trojans are wicked screwed! TROY SUCKS!

Bill Ahearn2

Cyclops, you aah wicked pissah

S. Derrera2

This made me laugh so hard!

Wrygrin2

"Much have I suffehed, labored long and wicked hahd by now in tha waves and wahs."

Timothy Loughran2

“How ya like them pomegranates!”

Hallmarc2

Whaaht? I was cot between Scyllaaaah and Chaaahrybdis...

Yesfan1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐸2

You'd prefer Ulysses Boston accent?

geeves speezerton2

“whaddawe jason and the friggin’ ah-go-nawts here”

Tommy Edwin2

When I heard Matt Damon and Odysseus mentioned in the same breath automatic cringe alarm went off. 🫪🤓😆 #StayInYourLane

Ellie12

Do people online just blip into existence to be angry about anything

Olly3

looks so drab for its setting though. i’d expect this from like a norse epic or something

David Lovejoy3

well, it's blue and orange so it's definitely a movie

Kaszel Pach2

The looks of a medium-budget Netlix production

mogadon2

yay, nolan has elevated blandness to an art form!

Joe Lorenzini7

In his defense, there's no dead wife this time

Pruit Igoe2

Batman in Greek outfits...looking forward to the epic fight sequences where we see perhaps an elbow, a clenched fist, blurred motion, in all encompassing darkness.

Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌11

"give me the dumbest Odyssey movie you have" ... 'no, that's too dumb"

Kathrin6

Seeing Holland and Pattinson in 'period'* costume in a 'period'* hall talk about "Daddy" just broke something in me. (*don't get me started)

Money Is Fake2

Think bigger. Zouks plays the boat.

Dame Sabriel Mastin2

Yesssss! I've only ever gotten about halfway through (cartoon and the book now that I think about it). The theme song is fucking banger!

Yokem35

Nolan doesn't have anything on the Coen Brothers though. This will forever be the canonical adaptation:

Laura Clawson3

The trailer looked good but then I remembered that since it's Christopher Nolan it's going to be too long for me to be willing to sit through.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy2

Modernize the language whatever, of course, but as others have noted, Telemachus talking about his "Dad" (and presumably Penelopia "Mom") will, on its own, make this unwatchable.

Martin Gale2

How the hell are they going to fit this into 3 hours

Jon Sternfeld 3

Hathaway's though sounds a little British...

Norm Wilner2

Geez, just let 'em use their own accents, it'll come across as borough dialects or something