FEMA official Gregg Phillips ousted
NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency. www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
Militia Etheridge61Much more importantly, *how* was he ousted?
Mash36Did he teleport out of his office?
Babs' uvula16Was he really ousted, or was he perhaps just teleported to a different agency
Jeff Holcomb12When you're even too dumb for Markwayne.
Rudely Van Gelder12> White House officials installed Gregg Phillips at FEMA in December, despite his history of promoting election conspiracy theories, particularly in the aftermath of the 2020 election. < “Despite?” Friends, he was hired *because* of his history of promoting them.
MPinGA11i swear he just materialized at a booth next to me and ordered hash browns scattered, smothered and covered.
Cynthia Nevil8Or did he teleport out of the job?
normalleigh53.bsky.social6There's a bit of irony involved with Gregg Phillips' dismissal: They throw out a guy who believes in teleportation because it is an embarrassment while they allow a demented accused pedo, conman, & convicted rapist to rule the country. Clearly being "odd" is more of a problem than being a criminal.
stillngb.bsky.social6Where will he pop up next?
Eric Jotkoff6What kind of world are we living in where teleporting to Waffle House gets you fired?
Matt Wagner4I’m sure he’ll land on his feet somewhere.
Hideinplainsight4Man, you got me a major league fuck up pain in the ass to get hosted from any position in this administration
Illuminostro4He teleported... to The Unemployment Office! Amirite?!! 😆
Warren3FEMA CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!!
Michael E2Teleported directly to the unemployment line
Joseph2isn't this the plot of bugonia?
Alice last name2Did he teleport to a Dennys this time?
Gene Rowzee Jr.2Are we sure he didn’t just teleport to another position?
GrekD 🍁2Correction: Gregg Phillips was teleported from the agency.
Steve Schmidt2It's one thing to get so intoxicated that you do not remember how you got to Waffle House, and obviously horrible if he actually drove, but to admit this publicly is a serious lapse of judgment.
Bill Smith2Well of course he did. Just like vandals damaged the DC reflecting pool, people are eating pets in Ohio, wind turbines cause cancer, ingesting bleach cures covid, vaccines cause autism, & Dr Jesus Trump won the 2020 presidential election. Coming up, aliens arrive. News at 5.
casssax.bsky.social2I bet he teleports out again before paying the bill
Jessica Ellis47Has he been ousted or did he just teleport away
tinybaby32come on now i have teleported to a waffle house too. it just takes a lot of alcohol or weed
Silverman on Security26Did they teleport him out?
Waldo Jaquith25Sure, for *now*—he's gonna teleport right back in
Vituperative Erb17I’ve thought a lot about this and Waffle House is the funniest place this could have been
Mike Rhone15It’s about damn time.
Nick Miller8It's plot lines like this that got the West Wing cancelled.
inthefade7big pancake had something to do with this
Relevant Ferret If Known7Y'sure he didn't just teleport again?
David Darmofal5It’s not sunny side up for Trump’s Waffle House teleporter. He’s been flattened like a pancake.
“.. sources tell CNN the departure was not voluntary: New DHS leadership had grown weary of the embarrassment ..” @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p...
Sir Chumlee32Or was he TELEPORTED out?
Lizard17Think how embarrassing you'd have to be to be too embarrassing for THIS administration!
Pruit Igoe10Who amongst us have not blacked out and some point and miraculously ended up in a Waffle House at 3:00 AM or some other 24 hour food joint.
Lucinda River Lantern9Someone in this administration is capable of embarrassment?
Severian7Pour one out for Gregg Phillips
JoeCGiles5Embarrassment? I'm having difficulty determining where they draw the line on "embarrassing."
The Resistance CO4The Waffle House could do the funniest thing!
Grizzled Shopkeep3Greg "Li'l Napoleon" Bovino: I had to go before THIS guy?
YogiPritch3Was he ousted via teleportation?
Andy Pearlman2exited from the work portal?
🐸🖕🐸 Heartless Creatures2Lol, what a stupid asshole.
kathythequeen.bsky.social2What a shit show. Trump has made a joke of the presidency and the United States.
andré31it would physically be impossible to fire me if i could teleport
mike taddow23if i have teleporting abilities and you try to fire me guess what
Mike13Imagine being so bad at your job, even *Markwayne Mullin* is like “…nah this is too much”
Jason S13They have to be like this or worse to get fired apparently.
Betty Cracker of Florida12There should be a museum of Trump fuckery to capture the chaos and absurdity of this moment for posterity. This guy’s exhibit could feature a hologram materializing at a Waffle House and reciting an account of the lurid details. 🤔
LibsLikeMe8Who would’ve ever thought he wasn’t up to the job? 🙄
TommyBoy7Just 25 days into Hurricane season and FEMA is a shell of what it was. FDT!
Christian!7You know how fucked you have to be for these assholes to consider you embarrassing?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max5Teleported to the unemployment office
Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape5But he was the most credible Trump Administration official 😦
A top FEMA official who claimed he teleported 50 miles away to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia, has reportedly been pushed out of the agency
Virginia S. O'Possum9I'll look for the article that said FEMA workers felt he was one of the few political appointees who actually cared about emergency response. I'm sure he was fired for that, not for teleportation.
forced2bnice2u.bsky.social6Silly rabbit you should’ve said you snorted Coke off of toilet seats! 🤣🤣🤣
Nintendo Pro 035Teleportation isn’t possible, at the moment, and won’t ever be under capitalism.
coffy73.bsky.social 🏳️🌈3Was he really pushed out or did he teleport somewhere and is stuck?
wmj3.bsky.social3He got scattered, smothered and covered.
Elsiemon3We need this dramatized. I suggest we get John Slattery or Bob Odenkirk to play this guy
Cynthia The Baker2Quick, check all the Waffle House restaurants.
ACTupper2Ok, we've finally discovered the Unhinged Limit for the murderclown regime. That's... progress.
ninjamonkky.bsky.social2Sure, but did Security escort him out the front door, or teleport him to the nearest Waffle House?
Aron2Like… on a quantum level?
Rusty Shackleman22Turns out that was classified
Zach Rabiroff15I mean, he can just port back, though
Kronecker Delta15So clearly using instant transmission in a fight is actually banned in the US. Goku better be warned.
aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx)12Slight rewrite to later chapter
austin11teleported to the unemployment line
💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛9Now he’s got time to join the X-Men.
Hoeratio Hornyblower8Pretty hard for day drunks to hold down a job. Even in the day drunk admin
sorry not sorry Uncle Albert7they were upset he didn’t come back with enough for everyone
Joanna Blackhart [They/Them]6man was teleported back to his base camp
Mark Athitakis4Beam around and find out.
