USMNT lose to Türkiye in stoppage time but finish top of Group D
now that it looks like the USMNT is going to play Bosnia and Herzegovina time to sow internal discord within their team by pitting the players from Bosnia and the players from Herzegovina against each other (reads Wikipedia) I have actually decided not to do this
Bosnians reading this post and thinking let's find out how United those States really are
you love instigating ethnic conflicts in europe
The Bosnian and/or Herzegovinian mind can not comprehend a beach that's longer than five miles.
we already keep B and H separated by a wall in the scorebug
Rodger: “Guys I AM NOT trying to start a war in Europe” Also Rodger: “*Strolls into a bar in Paris loudly singing ‘Die Wacht am Rhein’*”
There you go again, trying to restart World War I
Rodger, we've talked about this. stop trying to restart WWI
United States Mutant Ninja Turtles
Not everybody has what it takes to Ottomanmaxx
I might be the only person who finds this funny but im having a hoot and a holler
hey, “balkanize” is a word for a reason, right
These states aren't even a little united. would be easy work for my brothers
it's going to be Appleton (Bajraktarević) versus Green Bay (Freeman) loser gets Menasha
This is the post that made me realize The Kids™ aren't old enough to actually remember the 90s.
the USMNT second team playing Turkiye more or less even is pretty impressive
feels like this Turkish team severely underperformed
Caley, you’re better than this…
Scoreboard is what it is, so they lost ... though they're in position to assess the game overall instead of just the score ... and to that extent, they probably outplayed Turkey. They just suck at defense and failed to capitalize on a few excellent opportunities.
Turkey is no joke, they have more football pedigree than US.
Clearly better in the second half!
Yeah if it took that level of heroics playing 11 v 10.5 I'll take it. Sure the clearance could have been better but eh.
Wait is this the narrative? *checks notes*
Ball knower Caley here to crush my negativism with the facts
There's going to be an annoying undercurrent for the next 6 days about how maybe this US team has fatal flaws but this here is the truth: Turkiye barely beat us in a match we didn't need any result from when we rotated 9.5 starters out of the lineup. #FIFAWorldCup #TURUSA
Kind of where I am. They gave up some nightmare chances and as long as we don't see that backline again + Tyler Adams stays healthy that's fixable