Norway stuns Brazil, Haaland brace sends Norway into World Cup quarters
🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴, and Erling Haaland in particular, are just having the time of their lives this World Cup. Love it.
Antifa Collective47Norway to win the WC and then tell Trump that the Vikings came to America first !! USA belongs to Norway ! The US will be transformed into a Socialist Democracy, like Norway. King Haaland has spoken. Go Vikings !
Dan 🔵🌊🇺🇸27May the Vikings destroy the English!
Joseph Philippe Pierre Yves Elliott Trudeau26"The Row" is Norway's Hakka. ...and I'm completely, hopelessly all in for it. They've been getting ready for this from their first visit to Vinland, 500 years before Columbus. 🤷
Clare19I finally did the row in my living room today. 😁
Jenny Little17I just love the energy that team Norway has brought to this competition: not just one star player, but whole team and supporter energy. So many lessons here. #worldcup
Tomodachi Life: Alyx Episode 316Imagine if Minneapolis was actually a part of this World Cup, Norway would be given express permission to use the Viking’s horn for this chant every match
Don Javier de Parla66Qué alegría me da ver a los noruegos remar. Ojalá puedan hacerlo hasta la final ❤️
Kafkaesque11This is so fun! The Vikings are in town!
𝕰𝖕𝖘𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖓8No estoy viendo nada del mundial pero sería poético que le ganasen a Inglaterra
Dan 🔵🌊🇺🇸7I didn't know Mamdani was somewhere in that crowd, too. Nice.
Andrew M_Founder 🇬🇷 🇺🇸7Norway is an amazing country. 🇳🇴
James Sugrue7How can you not like these guys
teri6musa ibn musa, gobernador de la marca superior de al andalus, victorioso en la batalla del guadalquivir, nos ponemos en tus manos b'ezrat HaShem
☀️PENCOIN🐬☁️5I wasn't too concerned with this thing... I changed my mind the world needs this guy to win
Rich Crowder5Fuck FIFA. This is great.
Mandeville GemsSeller GIA AJP5This was so fun. So joyful.
Erling Haaland is so fun to watch. Norway leads Brazil 2-0 now and is almost certainly going through.
T-Fish🇨🇦🍁39The header was perfection. The bullet from his left foot? Fucking incredible
laart2033I agree, he is FANTASTIC. You cannot afford to make mistakes against him, and Brazil made too many mistakes today. Well, done Erling Haaland, well done Norway.!!
Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙26Viking Row on the Vinne! 🇳🇴
Nick Carlson #NoKings! #SayTheirNames26That ain't Erling Haaland. It's Thor Odinson.
St Rogers24FIFA called and said give Brazil another PK and a few extra minutes, but it didn't help.
Netty Bo Betty18I can’t believe this is his first ever World Cup and he has 6 goals and has secured Norway a spot in the Quarter finals of the World Cup Haaland is INCREDIBLE ⚽️❤️
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greenbirds.bsky.social50Eh, lost all sympathy for Mexico with those chants
jillnaustin23i was rooting for Mexico. the worst country I know right now isn't England.
Un granito de arena.13Mexico: 45 first minutes playing like they were winning The same two plays all night long through the flanks. Takes out the one player who could turn it around: Quiñones. The same f... guy who's been coach on and off for the past 25 years.
chatsubo657.bsky.social11We have issues, but at least gunshot wounds aren’t a leading cause of child death in our country.
humandecency.bsky.social9Colonialism and slavery is their original sin. I hated to see them win.
Luther M. Siler8Hey. HEY. Argentina wasn't playing.
Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.
wysiwyg94.bsky.social27Belgium - please do your thing and stuff it up the US team.
Father Jacks conscience, feck!14He was born in Leeds mate!
mlco.bsky.social12His home is in manchester 😂😂
krbit.bsky.social7This match must be played at Lindisfarne.
Lee Perry6Americans and Canadians seem to have gotten weirdly jingoistic over this world cup, they need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the football
Walkabout5Vikings gon’ f-up dem Brits next! Also: Haaland has too many “A” s in it.
All England has to do now is stop Erling Haaland, something the entire country has spent years hilariously failing to do
John Muller134Crazy what surviving relegation will do for your confidence
Ducs11We kept him down to 22 last year, so if we can do that again and score 23 ourselves we're sorted
borgesborgesghali.bsky.social4Man City won the premier league this year, right?
Jusqu'ici tout va bien 🇨🇦🇨🇵1France did it pretty easily.
Joe Scaramanga57Spurs beat Man City a couple of years ago with Ben Davies and Emerson Royal playing as CBs. Haaland didn't have a shot.
Skipjack48Who’s we, not spurs fans?
Reno Wallabout48Dress them in Tottenham shirts
Kev Lawson24Haaland has a surprisingly mid record vs. #NUFC. Not saying we should bust out Dan Burn, because he has no meep, but he can match him physically in other ways.
Tottenham Makes Me Cry20Djed Spence has beaten Erling Haaland many times. It's light work for him
Lee Savage15He's never scored against Newcastle when "Big" Dan Burn was playing at centre back. You know what to do, Tuchel
Forza Bahab15Spurs have been pocketing him from time. Sit this one out champ.
Revan15Now I want to know how many goals per match Haaland averages against the Toffees
Anchorage Man14He’s never run away from John Stones to score, now has he!
Liv3They actually know that no, they don’t have to stop him. They have to out score him. 🤣
Norway deserved that, thought Martin Odegaard was good tonight, and Erling Haaland is just kinda ridiculous. Brazil were just completely mediocre. That late penalty was bullshit. Our Gabriels can go and get some holidays now.
Fredrik9Wild to take off Martinelli (MOTM for Brazil up to that point?) for Neymar.
Andrew Clarke6Love that Neymar insisted on making it all about him, even with a minute left on his country’s World Cup.
🇨🇦🇲🇽 🇺🇦 RaDaRiUsA 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦5How much was the referee paid to get a Brazil won against Norway? He tried so hard to change the outcome in added time that it sullied a good game. All leaders of participating countries should call FIFA to appeal all red cards issued hereon. If Trump can do it, so can others.
Matt Browner Hamlin4Not sure how you can call that late penalty bullshit but think the Balogun red was right Andrew. You should be like me & think the Balogun one was bullshit and an elbow to the face is an obvious penalty 😉
rekyht.bsky.social4Didn’t love seeing big Gabi having words with Odegaard in that scuffle near the end
Michael Pacholek3Fair statement, but don't expect me to start liking Haaland. He's a Man City villain first and a World Cup hero second.
Norway has knocked five-time champions Brazil out of the World Cup with two late goals from Erling Haaland and will advance to the quarterfinals for the first time in history. https://cnn.it/4vN1ZKP
Snuskebill8Norwegian unbeaten streak vs Brasil continues.
Stephanie Shultz8I’ve loved Haaland for like 5 days now
pennadem.bsky.social5Congratulations, Norway! Great game! Great players! Great win! Rooted for you all the way!
Justin4Beat Brazil at WC Top of the Winter Olympics table Population: 5.5 million
HOLY COW, NORWAY! Brace for the Viking beast (friendly giant) Erling Haaland! Fantastic saves from the Norwegian keeper Nyland! Outplayed Brazil in a great game! Skill, class, no flopping, all fun. Congrats on heading to their FIRST quarters to my Oslo friends like @oslourban.bsky.social! #WorldCup
Brent Toderian136Is there any team at the #WorldCup more fun than Norway? #VikingRow #Norway
Jawn Claude Van Damme3The no flopping is a good point. I didn’t realize it until you said it, but there was almost none of that in this one
BillyDee 🇨🇦 (CA)2And the ref tried to give Brazil a chance to win the game at the end...
Dawn Alene1I didn’t know if I’d be able to watch with a migraine. Totally worth it!
Mexico out 🇲🇽 Brazil out 🇧🇷 England in 🏴 Norway in 🇳🇴
Cathy Michelle9Darn. I was rooting for Mexico!
Tynaqua8mexico/england was a helluva game!
England v Mexico best game yet. Had everything. Hopefully next game less stressful :-))
blondbomber.bsky.social2Uh oh…teams from the Americas are out and European teams are in…is there a NATO for soccer from which Pedo Donny can withdraw the United States?
Johnny Bray 🇲🇽🇺🇸🌊2I was rooting for Mexico until lost to England. USA out Belgium in.
LuftKraftPikk1<insert White Stripes' Conquest here> 🇳🇴🤌
Norway (pop 5.6 million) beats Brazil (pop 213 million). Belgium (pop 11.8 million) beats the US (pop 349 million).
