Tiger Woods pleads to reckless driving, gets 5-year license suspension
Who gives a shit about Tiger Woods’ drunk driving ass. No one.
Cara64Tiger has all the money in the world. He could have someone drive him around in a big limo while he lays in back & guzzles booze. But he chooses to put innocent lives in danger.
tcapecod.bsky.social46The fact that he told the officers he was in the phone with the President, tells us everything we need to know about him and the regime
scottmac64.bsky.social40Fuck him. Big Trumper, same with Nicklaus. Can’t stand either one now
Miaganga31He is a menace & danger. Lock him up
William Rodgers Jr28You would care if you had to share a roadway with his reckless ass.
Sweetiesue1111 28Since it wasn't his first offense I LOVE that they actually suspended his license for 5 years.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS11Hire a goddam chauffeur, FFS.
Silence Dogood11Quite odd that CNN this morning led with this Tiger Woods story this morning. Really? We are at war with Iran. The Pentagon is burning down under Hegseth. Trump is throwing spaghetti(or cheeseburgers) against the wall to see what will stick to distract us from the Epstein files. This is their lead?
Tiger Woods banned from driving for 5 years, what about putting?
Grumpy Grandpa9First question a reporter asked was “ can he still drive a golf cart?” The prosecutor was stunned and laughed He said “ not on the street “
unnameduserid.bsky.social3You or I would be in jail for a long time. Two sets of laws in 'merica.
grammymae.bsky.social2Nice to know a judge, I guess he knows a few. This sees light!
Artemus Knab 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️2He’s gonna call “daddy” and get it to all go away..
pbarker666.bsky.social1That's where Waymo comes in!!
ericmn.bsky.social1He will have to rely on his 5 iron.
Trump on Tiger Woods: "They didn't find alcohol on him. He didn't test positive at all for alcohol. But he, because of his horrible back -- he had in my opinion a bad doctor ... it's a tough deal when you're taking a painkiller."
Russel Pepper80They didn’t find it because he refused a test.
Tom Shafer50What part of 'impaired driving' doesn't Donald understand? Apparently, any of it.
Patric Reynolds31Um… abusing painkillers is… also bad!
Xclamation26I feel like Trump is more sympathetic to Woods than he was his own brother
TheSnarkTank23Everything is someone else’s fault.
Anu21I’m glad Dr. Trump was able to step away from diagnosing the geopolitical landscape to offer his board certified orthopedic opinion.
Billionaire golfer Tiger Woods will lose his driver’s license for five years after accepting a plea deal that reduced his driving under the influence charge to reckless driving.
2k115.bsky.social19Tiger Woods trading a DUI charge for reckless driving and a 5-year license suspension shows how US plea deals work for high-profile figures. Avoiding jail time through probation and rehab program mandates keeps the billionaire status intact while handing over the keys
GayGuy15A billionaire that can't afford a full time chauffeur??
Zthulux, The Dread Tempest12Only millionaires get this deal.
YvetteJR718☮️💙♋️ ♎️❌12The guy is wealthy enough to hire a driver. It’s difficult to feel sorry for him.
DJW 🎨 🔞8*yawn* He's gonna do it again and probably kill someone. Think he'll learn his lesson then?
Renee6Rich ppl are so miserable in their own skin.
Another get out of jail free card for Tiger Woods. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
RubinRubin 🌈2Tiger looks like he was rode hard, and put away wet 
The Resister Puppies are still Resisting 58 years later. 🐶2I hope his free get out of jail card doesn’t get some innocent person killed with him behind the wheel.
Scribbie1Wow, I can’t believe that guy is younger than I am. He hasn’t aged well at all.
Tiger Woods has reached a deal that will avoid jail time, ending his court case following a March DUI arrest. Woods is not allowed to drive for five years, with the penalty of jail as part of the terms of the agreement. nyti.ms/4wYAAFp
FootballScout5Is it because he is rich.
Carl Mucha2Maybe hire Phil as a driver?
#Blues2Does it help if your Trump gfriend wears a low cut blouse to court?
Steve Straehley 1"with his girlfriend Vanessa Trump." Now it all makes sense.
SF ALLEN J1You mean 30 days in jail would not have had the same effect?
jacoustic1.bsky.social1Just like regular folk. Who can afford a private driver for 5 years.
Kÿle9Man, it must be nice to be rich and famous and get away with a slap on the wrist for anything you do wrong
Mark4Bit harsh making him hit irons off the tee.
BadToss4OMG how will he afford a driver.😱
Joseph Zucker3I'm sure a noted control freak whose life has increasingly spiraled once he couldn't golf at an elite level won't get behind the wheel for five years
From @theathletic.com: Tiger Woods has reached a deal that will avoid jail time, following a DUI arrest after he clipped a pickup truck with his vehicle in March, causing the car to roll over. Woods agreed to give up his driver’s license for 5 years.
Chip Moynihan6I’m very proud that even at my advanced age I can finally outdrive Tiger Woods.
siameselover3.bsky.social2Well he’s rich should have had a driver in the first place! Play stupid games win stupid prizes!
Rusty Zipper2Another example of the 2 tiered justice system. Disgraceful.
amyjac.bsky.social1He agrees? How noble of him.
susanelizabethcox.bsky.social1He should go to jail like an ordinary person would. No accountability for the rich..ever.
Donna1I'm glad this option was available to him. He can afford a driver and his life is worth preserving.
Tiger Woods is fined $1,500 for (again) driving while wasted. pretty sure $1,500 is like 25 cents to that guy. a normal citizen woulda gotten jail time for that.
101Deadpool1011After his first accident, I was sympathetic. But he's extremely wealthy; he could have a full-time driver to take him out drinking. He has no excuse; at this point, it seems like he likes Driving Drunk. EA should release a Tiger Woods Drunk Driver game.
Dave 6B1Yeah, but also a 5yr suspended driver's license, so the Uber charges are gonna be wild!
