Ella Langley’s 'Choosin' Texas' breaks Billboard Hot 100 record
trying to make sense of "choosin' texas" takery. tl dr I think we're in a culturally improved place overall if choosin texas is bigger than morgan wallen (yes he is probably coming home to roost but i'm hoping against hope he won't) www.dontrocktheinbox.com/t/
Natalie Weiner13yes, this is my response to that idiotic nyt op ed (which one well...all of them)
Dave Moore2"a beacon at the other end of such a long Morgan Wallen-made tunnel" this seems very true! (I did get it stuck in my head eventually!)
Country Universe1Fantastic, of course. Noting that it is telling that this, authored by a right-wing middle-aged white man, is the NYT piece that somehow did *not* evoke yet another screed against know-nothing media political apparatchiks with an agenda to destroy country music.
‘Choosin’ Texas’ by Ella Langley is now the sole longest-running #1 in Billboard Hot 100 history. (23 weeks)
Caldé time11A band covered this at an outdoor venue in north Florida near St Augustine with around 150 people. I'd venture less than 20% had heard the song before and most didn't like it. Billboard is completely unreal.
Spaceship Gary3How did we let a character made up for a credit card commercial have a number one hit?
Ra's al Dolezal2Never heard or heard of this song or this person.
This Is Exhausting1I've only ever heard this song mentioned one time. I've never actually heard the song itself, but allow me to summarize it for you: "Texas [jerkoff motion]" x25
post malone ergo propter malone98it's a perfectly good song. don't let people negatively polarize you against music imo
orinoco bro45I have heard no one refer to this song irl
bijan20a very difficult trivia answer in 5 years 👇
🌺 Plum Dandy 🟣11Thank God for @imaginarygaychart.bsky.social 💕🫶
kerry ✨9Listen i know she’s not marketed to me but my 23 and 17 year old kids have never heard of her either
spirit airlines presents: airplane fall8sorry gang but we are going to have to try summer again from the top
Lennie Brisco County Jr 7This is like when you learn a CBS procedural gets like 5 times the viewers on a weekly basis that Game of Thrones got.
ETX Gov7This is not a bad song by any means. But it staying this high for this long is wild.
Kevin Tompkins6i have never heard this song before and just put it on this is paint by numbers music slop
John Gorman6If you ever wondered if American culture really has become a zombie wasteland in which even supposed customers barely have agency or if people are making too much of that, I am as music-obsessed as a person can be and I have never heard this entire song. It also has its own energy drink!
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
Acting the Fulemin268there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
Jason Kirk105I've heard this Unstoppable Most Popular Song Of All Time two times, both times while trying to confirm whether I've heard it or not. Soon I'll have to check a third time
abby (sports)12Never heard of this woman or this song 🫡
Patrick Vallely6Idk man I think everyone dramatically posting “But I’ve never heard this song!” might just be telling on themselves a tad You can realize you live in a bit of a bubble without it being some Big Thing™️ about modern media consumption patterns or shifts in popular culture
Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version)6I listen to more new music than anyone I know and probably anyone you know, and not only have I never heard this song, I didn’t even know it existed until this week
Bubbles5I have truly never heard of this song nor do I know who this is...
✠ Eros 🪐5Tá bom, quando chegar em novembro a gente tira essa mocreia e coloca a Mariah no topo de novo
Justin Ferguson5Auburn gets a win this week
Brendan Dzwierzynski4This website is genuinely worse/more embarrassing than reddit when it comes to “I’ve never heard of this extremely popular thing” discourse.
NujabWes4new industry plant country singer just dropped
