49ers owner Jed York suspended six games, fined $500,000
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
wwwdotdogsdotcom26absolutely howling at the use of "preferred rate"
✨ Spooky Monica ✨13That is a lot of times of having sex ngl.
Chris12His Thursday night image rehabilitation on Amazon is scheduled for 12/17 vs LAC
BROKEN GOD BAKER6$160 is like seeing 25¢/gallon gas. Something’s gotta be up
Steven Hadidi5Gotta find deals where you can in this economy!
joeybee12.bsky.social4$160?? What is this, 1995????
Jed York paid for sex and got fined a half million bucks, Deshaun Watson sexually assaulted 28 women and the men who call NFL games are trying to burnish his reputation and pretend it never happened
Optimistic Doomer3Jed York 🤝 Bob Kraft "Overcoming Adversity"
Sheboyboy3There can be no greater condemnation of this era than the fact we have two prominent sports execs with the first name Jed
Highway Rob1Sheesh, was this guy's beard separated at birth from Vance's beard?
Josh Hammond1You joke but that’s got to be at least 0.00000000000059% of his income
49ers principal owner Jed York has been suspended for six regular-season games and fined $500,000 for violating the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy, the NFL announced today.
JadenBaughFan44What the heck does it mean for an owner to be "suspended" for a game? He can't sit in his skybox? Has to watch at home on the couch?
spartychemist.bsky.social22ha ha ha ha ha ha ha $500,000 for a prostitution arrest and then welcomed back in open arms .. for all the poor average joe losers aka peasants .. we would be fired from our jobs . Heck a SF 49ers employee would be fired but hey rich white NFL owners need their happy ending massages
facendacrowd12😆 🤣 😂 the NFL Morals Czar Robert Kraft got no punishment from the NFL for his prostitution sting bust.
Tony R10Is he able to sit in Robert Krafts box instead?
Audrey “The only thing more powerful than hate is love!”5I bet he has to also write an essay? Right as that is the going punishment these days.
kats4democracy.bsky.social5Why were the charges reduced? $500,000 is laughable. That's mere pennies to an NFL owner. It's pathetic and completely inefficient. I'm still not giving the 49ers my fan or financial support. Don't care they won't miss me, feeling is mutual, except I'll feel good about my protest.
Dan O’Sullivan59Laughing at the idea of a suspension of an owner for a game. He has to watch the game at home...
Tom Pelissero30During the time the league’s investigation has been proceeding, York has stayed away from the 49ers first three regular-season games, as well as from NFL league meetings. Those three missed games are counted toward his suspension, and he may return on Tuesday, Oct. 20.
Jon1549ers are really gonna miss what he brings to the passing game.
MommyUnit of Beach Therapy, Wine & Super Bowl Wins8Suspended means what exactly in this instance?
Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪5$500K is pocket change for that dude. That's couch cushion money for folks in his tax bracket.
Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋5Suspending owners from games seems funny to me. That $10 “East Palestine Meet & Greet” ended up being pricey!
How do you suspend a team owner for 6 games
Bartholomew Collins12he should have to forfeit the profit from those games and I propose it goes to me
Boo H3Fine, I’ll own the Niners for six weeks - free bulgogi cheesesteaks for all, one lucky winner gets to be DT for one (1) snap
NeonSquirrel861It would be much better and funnier if he had to play on the offensive line for 6 games.
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive)1Mr Goodell what does this stop him from doing? The only reason it worked on Steve Balmer is because he likes basketball, and that was for a year!
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts1probably gonna give him time served for the first three too. lol silly hours
"To my family, to the players, coaches, and employees of the San Francisco 49ers, to our fans and partners, I am deeply sorry,” he said. “This was an inexcusable mistake and I take full responsibility...
Ms.Carter4Fresh out of f’ks for cheaters and their apologies. They only apologize b/c they got caught.🤬
Athena Gabriel ❌👑3Ah wait what?! Resign. Go away. Apologies not acceptable
olegreymar.bsky.social2I think wealth causes sickness. All these morbidly wealthy men keep looking for more degenerate things to do because they feel above the law. It's time to rein them in with the 1950s tax codes. They all keep trying to return to the culture of the 50s, send their tax bills from the 50s.
Mo2Glad he is taking full responsibility I was thinking it was my fault. 🙄
orangedeflector1Wasn’t he getting a $100 blow job as a billionaire?
Whatever happened??1He’s really sorry he got caught…
