Thomas Jefferson bicentennial of death noted on July 4
Happy 34th day of Pride Month! To celebrate, here's Thomas Jefferson and Hatsune Miku
I met God, She's black
Oh my god, Hatsune Miku wrote the Declaration of Independence.
Okay, TJ died on July 4th, 1826, but I’m not 100% sure if there’s a specific rule 34 thing related to Hatsune Miku that makes that connection. (Also, inb4 “Thomas Jefferson rule 34”.)
July is also disability pride month too :P
“Thomas Jefferson survives.” ~Supposedly the last words of former President John Adams, uttered shortly before his death 200 years ago today on Jul. 4, 1826. Unbeknownst to Adams, former President Thomas Jefferson had died about five hours before. Images: New York Historical Society.
The biggest problem with the Declaration of Independence has always been that they kept meeting in Philadelphia instead of via Google Meet The second biggest is that Google Docs never told Thomas Jefferson how to spell "inalienable"
The part they left out is how the companion AI surveillance network would have flagged the revolutionaries before they could set about starting the American Revolution.
"we're rewriting the constitution" is really really really on the nose
Plus if they were meeting on Google meet, then next time they went on Facebook they'd be getting suspiciously relevant posts on their feed
"actualy that is a four panel comic"
"viewers" They mean bots? They really take us for morons
The preamble to the Declaration of Independence—Drafted by Thomas Jefferson in 1776, it asserts that all individuals possess natural rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.💙
This is a “concept” trump will never understand. Happiness is something he will never truly know or feel. Pretty sad and pathetic really. Never know joy! Wow! Therefore he will never understand any of the principles upon which our beautiful and flawed nation was founded. He is clueless.
Sadly, it then gives a list of grievances that build up to Britain's refusal to help slaughter the native people to solve their own ever-growing housing crisis. We need some new documents that maintain the good parts and lose the racism and misogyny.